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[Chronojam]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CONTACT: Reverend
www.WordOfLowtax.com

Good evening, citizens of the Inner Sphere. I come to you tonight with a very special announcement:

We at the Word of Lowtax are proud to announce that we will be accommodating the Kerensky Family Reunion this upcoming weekend! The Word will be hosting members of this proud family from far and wide as they engage in festivities involving the drunken operation of giant robots, honour duels between inebrated pilots, and laser-rave dance-offs held at strategic points.

Keep your eyes open for merry bands of roaming Kerenskys on Friday night - if you are lucky, you may be able to witness firsthand the regal and elusive Kerenskys in an intimate, family-friendly setting. We at the Word of Lowtax encourage you to join in the celebration if you find yourself in the company of Kerenskys this weekend.

The first Trials of Inebriation begin at 20:00 GMT this Friday, with a second round of Trials kicking off at 22:00 EST, to ensure any yet-sober Kerenskys galaxy wide can shortly become ex-sober.

Kind regards,

Chronojam

Vice President, Consumer Relations
Managing Editor, The Never Not Post
Field Researcher, DRG Viability Society
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

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Gen. Aleksandr Kerensky (Ret.), inventor of the "Trial of Inebriation"

[fil5000]

All Kerenskys welcome. No custom mechs please, there may be children playing.

[Solis Obscuri]

Solis Obscuri, on 16 January 2013 - 04:04 PM, said:

and I couldn't choose between these two memes:

[Chronojam]

I forgot to specify before this hit the presses. For insurance and liability purposes, we at The Word of Lowtax will appreciate your efforts in restricting the use of non-standard chassis and configurations. As such:

A fresh variety of stock chassis with acceptable loadouts -- so called "Trail mechs" -- will be made available for use at no charge. Designed for solo adventurers and group hikes alike, these trail mechs will provide a level playing field for participants of every social strata. Before and after the main events, feel free to take them for a walk and see how they suit you.

Thank you,

Chronojam

Vice President, Consumer Relations
Managing Editor, The Never Not Post
Field Researcher, DRG Viability Society
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Voidsinger]

Lowtax is full of [REDACTED]?

That would explain a great deal.

Fortunately, I'll be asleep.

Edited by Dakkath, 25 January 2013 - 08:17 AM.
Cleaned up post.

[Don Dongington]

Hello,

The Word of Lowtax wishes to inform you that its members do not in any way, shape or form promote, endorse or approve of any messages or values that are promoted, endorsed or approved of by the Kerensky Family, The Clans or any affiliated mercenary corporations.

We are simply facilitating their family gathering by providing them the use of our considerable hospitality network.

It is a great honour for us to provide hospitality to such a prestigious family, however, the Word of Lowtax wishes to inform all and sundry that her members and employees were, to a man, all born via natural means and not engineered via clan cloning technology or other forms of artificial reproduction. Any rumours of incestuous or otherwise illegal or unsavoury sexual acts related to or not related to sexual reproduction are farcical, and we as an organisation are deeply hurt by such accusations.

Kind Regards,

Don Dongington
****** Defamation Prevention Team
Word of Lowtax After Hours Public Relations Division

Edited by Don Dongington, 25 January 2013 - 02:40 AM.

[NicKerensky]

I will be there at 20:00 GMT

[Vegeta Kerensky]

I reproduce by screaming "aaaaaaah" alot and hitting rocks into my groin.

[Goemon Impact Kerensky]

It is not my fault Mrs. Goemon Impact was built to look just like me, but with a different outfit. Nobody gives Pacman Kerensky a hassle over Mrs. Pacman Kerensky.

Also, will there be any Trial Mechs with roller skates?

Edited by Goemon Impact Kerensky, 25 January 2013 - 04:02 AM.

[SinnerX]

I apologize in advance to any non-goon Kerenskys I TK tonight.

[fil5000]

SinnerX, on 25 January 2013 - 04:29 AM, said:

I apologize in advance to any non-goon Kerenskys I TK tonight.

Quoted for admission of intent to TK.

[Kerensky Junior]

MWO.

are we happy? ah's.

Pleased? fine, not yet.

Kin it be, all we're hankerin' an' speck? ah say yessuh, given time an' room t'wawk out th' kinks.

Will it require our undue patience, willin'ness t'confo'm, change, relarnin', redoin', adappin' an' acceppin'? Yessuh.

All fine thin's come in time, an' compromise is not an evil wo'd, cuss it all t' tarnation.

Communicashun is key.

[Ken Fury]

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fil5000, on 25 January 2013 - 04:37 AM, said:

SinnerX, on 25 January 2013 - 04:29 AM, said:

I apologize in advance to any non-goon Kerenskys I TK tonight.

Quoted for admission of intent to TK.

We from the WOL:FC:Team Barbie do not support any Team Killings which are not properly sanctioned Trials of Improper Posting. Also any persons which are using this family reunion as an excuse to resort to apply unprovoked acts of violence will receive an ANGRY Letter, telling them how bad persons they are.
Sending of Letters is not guaranted.

With regards,
Communication is Key

[Billy Bobby Joe Kerensky]

As mah couzin Bobby Ray Kerensky be use' to say'n, "Gon get me a shatgun, do'n me coupple buds, we don' good son!" Hooooo weee! Tell you waat! i be there right fastr th'n yu kin say, "Howdy doody!' that rite!

As for you all sayin' o' them things is not be' an all that hogwash, better you be as you was list time pa. Hoooooooooo wheeeee! grew a bit 'O that here repsect b;fore you be shoot don that here thing.

[bug3at3r]

...I have no idea how to respond to this.

[Kdogg788]

Kerensky family reunion? Trial of Inebriation? This.... is awesome. Nuff' said.

-k

Edited by Kdogg788, 25 January 2013 - 09:06 AM.

[fil5000]

[The Silent Protagonist]

Dag-nab it! I can't make this... A trial of inebriation sounds like a blast. Oh well, looks like I'll have to wait for the next one.

[Tice Daurus]

To the bird planet with this thread I say!

[Reverend]

Kerensky was a War Criminal.