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[Agent 0 Fortune]

der langsamere, on 25 January 2013 - 01:32 PM, said:

humor check: you rolled a 1 epic failure
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are myomer enhanced... all we know is, he's called the Garth!

No humor intended, does that mean I "epic" succeeded?

I think this may have been a much better topic if Garth had been compared to Dos Equis's "the most interesting man in the world" rather than a dirty hobo on a TV show i've never seen.

[Navid A1]

Agent 0 Fortune, on 25 January 2013 - 01:54 PM, said:

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I think this may have been a much better topic if Garth had been compared to Dos Equis's "the most interesting man in the world" rather than a dirty hobo on a TV show i've never seen.

if you have not watched any seasons of BBC top gear... then i guess you don't get the point of this thread.

[Fajther]

Agent 0 Fortune, on 25 January 2013 - 01:54 PM, said:

No humor intended, does that mean I "epic" succeeded?

I think this may have been a much better topic if Garth had been compared to Dos Equis's "the most interesting man in the world" rather than a dirty hobo on a TV show i've never seen.

Some say Agent of Fortune should watch some top gear on youtube, and that Agent of fortune has a great idea about a thread topic he should start it. All we know is .....

[sev922]

Some say he can stop Streaks midair with a mere thought, and that his cockpit is filled with toilet paper. Just in case. All we know is that he's called The Garth.

[Virtusx]

Some say lasers curve around his Cicada and the UAC jams so as not to scratch his paint, all we know is he is called Garth

[Fajther]

Some say Garth owns the Ipad 5, and that he once killed two atli with one laser blast. All we know is, he is the garth.

[Booran]

Some say inside of him there's cats.. with jazz hands

[Navid A1]

some say he spends his holidays at caustic valley beach, and he protects his home with lots of NARC launchers... all we know is he's called the Garth

[AlexEss]

And that means handing it over to our tame community manager

Some say he once won a argument with a fellow named Kerensky, and that he listens to Norwegian Thrashcore when he want to relax. All we know is that he is called Garth.

[Screech]

That show is so good and I am neither British or into cars, but here is this dumb yanks entry.

Some say he uses double heat sinks for antiperspirant and that he pilots his Cicada only once every 13 years. All we know is that he is called Garth.

[Smeghead87]

Some say that he sunbathes in Frozen City at night, and that his sneezes can bring down a spider in mid jump. All we know is that he's called the Garth

[Cferre]

nuked4ever, on 25 January 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

That being said, I'm a big fan of Top Gear, and after having dropped with Garth in his Cicada a couple times, I now designate him the Mechwarrior Stig.

Now let's fill this thread with some love for Garth via "Some say.." Top Gear style quotes about him.


Some say he can mount two AC20's on his shoulders, and that he can throw a projectile faster than a gauss rifle fire one..all we know is, he's Garth.

Ah yes. Americans trying to understand British humour. Always funny to watch.

[Saxophonist]

I killed the Garth yesterday. No joke.

[B B Wolfe]

Agent 0 Fortune, on 25 January 2013 - 01:54 PM, said:

No humor intended, does that mean I "epic" succeeded?

I think this may have been a much better topic if Garth had been compared to Dos Equis's "the most interesting man in the world" rather than a dirty hobo on a TV show i've never seen.

Click.

http://youtu.be/ZCvdTXrXsBc

Edited by B B Wolfe, 25 January 2013 - 02:53 PM.

[Fajther]

Some say that Russ Bullock's lance mates are The Joker, Lord Voldemort, and Lance Armstrong, and that I forgot to make up a second one, all we know is he is the Russ.

[Alek Raynz]

Some say his throttle is welded at the max reverse position, and that his farts can power jump jets. All we know is... he's called The Garth.

[Havyek]

Some say that he feeds off the tears of ECM QQers, or that he was what Willis was talkin' 'bout. All we know is, he is the Garth.

[Vassago Rain]

He hasn't personally insulted me in awhile.

[Krist Smith]

Ooooo, can staff join in?

*Ahem*

Some say Garth shot JFK to keep the American Government from finding his Cicada stash on the moon. All we know is he's called The Garth.

or...

Some say he's the reason you can't believe it's not butter. All we know is he's called The Garth. (okay, maybe that one's a bit too weird...)

[STRONG LIKE BEAR]

Some say he is a giant douche that trolls the forums. All we know is, he is Garth