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[BerryChunks]

what is a mechwarrior stig.

[Sinnersaix]

BerryChunks, on 25 January 2013 - 03:43 PM, said:

what is a mechwarrior stig.

Stigma?!

Ok we all agree Garth is now the Mech-norris...erm The Garth.

... and he can single MG-Hit-Kill a laggshield Spider =)

[Garth Erlam]

nuked4ever, on 25 January 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

I rarely post on the forums, but after lurking through all the complaints and arguing, I feel like there needs to be some more lighthearted fare. That being said, I'm a big fan of Top Gear, and after having dropped with Garth in his Cicada a couple times, I now designate him the Mechwarrior Stig. Now let's fill this thread with some love for Garth via "Some say.." Top Gear style quotes about him. Some say he can mount two AC20's on his shoulders, and that he can throw a projectile faster than a gauss rifle fire one..all we know is, he's Garth.

"..."

This... this is literally the most awesome thing ever. I just... /drifts his cicada on one leg over a Commando

[nuked4ever]

Some say that he will ban you for not liking a patch, and that he uses a flamer to brush his teeth...all we know, is that he's Garth!

We all love you, Garth lol

[CaptOven]

Some say he can balance several pints on his chin and that he does his own B*******g Betty noises, all we know he's called Garth

[nuked4ever]

Some say he can cap your base without being there, and that he knows two facts about Battletech table top and they're both wrong...all we know, is that he's Garth!

[Particle Man]

Some say that he is completely heat neutral and that he pilots an atlas while still in his cicada

all we know is that he's call The Garth

[White Bear 84]

Garth Erlam is just an anagram for 'Im the Master, im gonna kick your ***'

[Kyle Lawrence]

Some say he doesn't exist at all and is simply a figment of our fevered imaginations. These hallucinations, brought on by a neurotoxin pumped in through our life support systems, will eventually manifest true. A great reckoning will bear down on us and all our machinations will be pushed aside as The Garth of our nightmares swiftly and suddenly lays judgment upon us all.

[Stonefalcon]

Some say he challenged a moose to a headbutt competition, and won!! And that his favorite thing in the world is a Poodle called Fluffybottom, all we know is he's called The Garth..

[Hawkeye 72]

Some say he is a righteous dude....

Edited by Hawkeye 72, 25 January 2013 - 04:47 PM.

[Suprentus]

Some say he parties on with Wayne. All we know, is that he's Garth.

Edited by Suprentus, 25 January 2013 - 04:53 PM.

[ICUBurn]

Suprentus, on 25 January 2013 - 04:51 PM, said:

Some say he parties on with Wayne. All we know, is that he's Garth.

lol wains world

[The Cheese]

Some say he can out-stare a Furby, and that he sleeps like Michael Keaton did in the 1989 Batman movie. All we know is, he's Garth.

[F1yC4sual]

Some say that he pilots a Marauder disguised as a Cicada, & that he wears "Mavericks" flight helmet from Top Gun when playing MWO yelling "I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED! UNIT!!!".
All we know, he is the "Garth"

[INAPPROPRIATE NAME 0001]

His machine guns hit harder than gauss rifles.

[MrPils]

Some say if you gave him true 2.0 DHS he could blow up an Atlas from behind in under 3 seconds. All we know is he's Garth.

[Sears]

Some say his recent marriage was to a Cicada all we know is his name is Garth

[Smeghead87]

Some say that he isn't actually a man, he's just a Cicada running without a pilot, others say he sold his hitbox to the devil and he cannot be killed. All we know is, he's called the Garth.

[F1yC4sual]

nuked4ever, on 25 January 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

I rarely post on the forums, but after lurking through all the complaints and arguing, I feel like there needs to be some more lighthearted fare. That being said, I'm a big fan of Top Gear, and after having dropped with Garth in his Cicada a couple times, I now designate him the Mechwarrior Stig.

Now let's fill this thread with some love for Garth via "Some say.." Top Gear style quotes about him.


Some say he can mount two AC20's on his shoulders, and that he can throw a projectile faster than a gauss rifle fire one..all we know is, he's Garth.

So much fun, thanks nuked4ever, best thread. All time.
Big fan Garth, love your work

Some say, he is the reason why Phil's internet had crashed & that he only owns one pair of underwear, which he shares with the Stig.
All we know is, he is the Garth.