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#1 Heketon

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 02:55 PM

Post some silly looking pictures or share tales to induce facepalming all around.

You know your teammates are desperate for a scout report when....




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Tower of Atlai

Edited by Heketon, 06 February 2013 - 03:00 PM.


#2 pedropars

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 02:59 PM

And that my fellow mechwarriors is how Steiner do their scouting.

#3 J4ckInthebox

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:01 PM

the powering down trick: it never worked, it never works, and will never work.

#4 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:05 PM

Cat: "Hey, you're hurting my missile pods"
At: "Stop moving, I can't get a lock!"
Cat: "Get you fatlas arse off me I can't open my missile bay doors!"
At: "Just a few more seconds..."
Cat: "ARGH! My actuators!"

#5 Vassago Rain

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:06 PM

View PostLt XKalibur, on 06 February 2013 - 03:05 PM, said:

Cat: "Hey, you're hurting my missile pods"
At: "Stop moving, I can't get a lock!"
Cat: "Get you fatlas arse off me I can't open my missile bay doors!"
At: "Just a few more seconds..."
Cat: "ARGH! My actuators!"


Sounds erotic.

#6 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:09 PM

Eat your heart out, fifty shades of grey.

#7 MischiefSC

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:11 PM

View PostLt XKalibur, on 06 February 2013 - 03:09 PM, said:

Eat your heart out, fifty shades of grey.


You can do 50 shades of grey but it'll cost you a fortune at 1000 mc per color.

#8 Vapor Trail

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:15 PM

Thankfully, some of them are on sale for 250 MC.

#9 DaZur

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:15 PM

View PostLt XKalibur, on 06 February 2013 - 03:05 PM, said:

Cat: "Hey, you're hurting my missile pods"
At: "Stop moving, I can't get a lock!"
Cat: "Get you fatlas arse off me I can't open my missile bay doors!"
At: "Just a few more seconds..."
Cat: "ARGH! My actuators!"

View PostVassago Rain, on 06 February 2013 - 03:06 PM, said:


Sounds erotic.

View PostLt XKalibur, on 06 February 2013 - 03:09 PM, said:

Eat your heart out, fifty shades of grey.

I now have images that I will never be able to scrub from my mind... thanks. :D

#10 GioAvanti

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 10:57 PM

View PostJ4ckInthebox, on 06 February 2013 - 03:01 PM, said:

the powering down trick: it never worked, it never works, and will never work.


Funny, it does. It works a lot.... like 9/10 times.

#11 Garfuncle

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 11:13 PM

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You can do 50 shades of grey but it'll cost you a fortune at 1000 mc per color.


Fifty shades of gunmetal.

#12 J4ckInthebox

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:42 AM

View PostGioAvanti, on 21 February 2013 - 10:57 PM, said:

Funny, it does. It works a lot.... like 9/10 times.


I must be the 1/10 then.

#13 Adridos

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:47 AM

View PostJ4ckInthebox, on 22 February 2013 - 11:42 AM, said:


I must be the 1/10 then.

I can confirm it works, so... yeah. :D





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