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[Pest]

capt stompy, on 31 October 2011 - 07:58 PM, said:

12VR and SJ, you should be ashamed of yourselves for bringing ponies to MWO.

They may get stepped on! Noooooooooo!

[Watchit]

[Protection]

http://yooouuutuuube...&direction=rand

Trust me on this one.

[ForceUser]

Daaaaaayyyyuuuuuuummmmm.

[Scoots]

Almost there.

Coordinator of the Draconis Combine

Takashi "Tough Spirit" Kurita

Duke of Luthien, Unifier of Worlds

I wanted to create some badass motherbucker you don't want to meet at night, hope I could achieve that. The old problem: he still looks somewhat to young. It's not easy..wrinkles at the snout are ok but if you draw to many all over his face he just would look stupid. So we have to deal with this it seems.
Hope you like it.
Only one left: Marik.

Edited by Scoots, 16 October 2012 - 06:01 AM.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;



The rise of House Liao will completly dominate the curency, and equipment traded in MWO. The Comstar note, Cbill, will be completely dominated by the patriotic Liao COMmie redSTAR worker paradise of LAN gulags. Just as Liao gold farmers rose to dominate the WoW currency trade, The MWO Cbill will be dominated by House Liao premade legions using the Voice Over Incarcerated Prisoners protocals as seen here.



When these profesional Liao virtual mechwarriors hit thier stride, the borders of the Innersphere will begin to flow with an unstoppable green tide funded by your desperate purchases to stave off defeat and skip the grind needed for a competitive ride.



The time to act against this eventuallity is now! Only you, the Brony, may stand before this green tide with honor and skill. The Equestiran Royal Guard and the Eridani Light Pony are mechwarrior fraternities that have the organization, skill, and integrity to both reject the temptations of COMmie redSTAR purchases and to oppose the Liao menace on the field of battle with Stalionesque firmness.
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As we approach the Open Beta in the coming weeks ahead know that only your skill and dedication will hold back the teaming hordes of House Liao. Only your efforts will stem the tide of House Liao's trade in illicit CBills at the source. Your valiant sacrifice of lost jobs, wrecked relationships, and poor health will not be forgotten.

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Know well that the time you purchase by the sweat of your brow and the tears of your family will enable the Davion and Stiener Houses the time necessary to join in a unity that will form the foundation of a reborn Star League. A Star League founded upon the principals of rehypothecated fractional reserve fiat curency debt instruments that will keep the barbarians at the gates for another generation.

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By this feat of your heroism will the bright and shining path of Brony Virtue lead humanity out of the darkness that is the Succession Wars and into the Harmony of Freindship. So get out there and love and tolerate the horseapples out of those COMmie redSTAR ********. My portfolio depends upon it!





This has been a political post paid for by the Society Of Maresonic Bohemian Equestrian Communitarian Humanitarians. Sombeaches is an untaxed and obsceanly for profit 501 C charitable organization.


Derpfully

Samaritan

Edited by miSs, 17 October 2012 - 02:25 PM.
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[Stahlseele]

Just a little Reminder to you all;
MWLL is back, their site/boards are back up.
And on the front-page, there is a nice and heavy surprise for people like me!
something you probably won't EVER see in ANY official battletech/mechwarrior product for fear of retribution from harmony gold *spits*

[Sporkosophy]

Way to be off topic?

[Stahlseele]

This being the off-topic of off-topic, i see no reason to worry about that, personally . .
we have a pony thread over there too.
nd everywhere else on this board, i don't think i would find a single rational being that does not shout down MWLL as a piece of filth, just because it happens to be the better Mechwarrior game between it and MWO . .

[victorvndoom]

then the first thing i thought i saw this thread, was 'there is no cow level in diablo III" and suddenly there were ponies

[wanderer]

Pssh. As a Capellan who frequently posts to the Pony Thread, I take Samaritan's post about us being collectively nothing more than a pack of C-bill farmers to disappoint.

Besides, we not only are the Chinese in Space, we are also the Russians.

And that means Putin-power.



Thankfully, in the 31st Century it's a lot easier to banish people to the moon. More moons, easier banishment, and plenty of hard vacuum!

[Watchit]

Stahlseele, on 17 October 2012 - 06:18 AM, said:

This being the off-topic of off-topic, i see no reason to worry about that, personally . .
we have a pony thread over there too.
nd everywhere else on this board, i don't think i would find a single rational being that does not shout down MWLL as a piece of filth, just because it happens to be the better Mechwarrior game between it and MWO . .

[Scoots]

So here is the last one.

Colt-General of the Free Worlds League

Thomas "Handsome Masquerade" Marik

Duke of Atreus, the Marik

[Samaritan]

Hon. Wanderer;

The entire post was a satirical joke sir. Chinese Gold Farmers are a well known meme and served as an easy "bloody shirt" to wave back and forth in a propaganda piece that served to point out the hypocrasy of an extra national banking elite meddling in everyone's affairs to thier collective detriment. I should think the implications of an unstoppable BRIC alliance in space would have been better recieved

Oh well, I will try not to step on any toes with my next comedy post.

Respectfully

Samaritan

[wanderer]

Samaritan, on 17 October 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

Oh well, I will try not to step on any toes with my next comedy post.

Respectfully

Samaritan

Pssh. I got tougher er....hooves than THAT. It merely allowed me to show off the other, less known half of Capellan ponydom in lighthearted fashion.

[Fuzzyhead]

wanderer, on 17 October 2012 - 02:52 PM, said:

Pssh. I got tougher er....hooves than THAT. It merely allowed me to show off the other, less known half of Capellan ponydom in lighthearted fashion.

poor luna

[wanderer]

And as certain pony-related sites are currently going into overload seizures, I'll just leave this here:

Spoiler

Entertainment Weekly has spoiled the Hub's thunder and released the air date for Season 3: Nov. 10th, 10 am.

[Demetirus]

The post above you already mentioned that. ^^

[wanderer]

Heh. I -did- spoiler it for obvious reasons, since it also has some new Season 3 images as well.. Understandable that someone'd be zooming straight to posting the good news from another (if later) source.

That's the Hub announcement Fros7bite posted, while I had the earlier one from EW that ended up confirmed via later Tweets from MLP's folks (before the Hub reveal). I'd encourage people to read (warning, Season 3 spoilers in article- a LOT) their article:

family-room.ew.com/2012/10/18/my-little-pony-season-3-premiere/

Warning: If you don't like spoilers, the above link may result in:

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

Appearantly I/We am/are a clan of one, and recruiting. Yes you heard that right You too can join Unity today. I/We don't use VOIP, or any other team speak utility. We don't have a forum topic, blog, phone number, mailing address,or smoke signals, but if you listen very closely while We/I play MWO, then you may hear my/our pitiful cries of grief and frustration... all the way to low Earth orbit.



You must come to understand that our gracious hosts have seen fit to confer upon Us/Me the title and practice of team recruiter. So please try not to resist as We/I telepathicly and telekineticly draw you heart and soul through a spiritual quisenart, edit out the parts of you that are of no interest to US/Me and remake you in the image best suited to My/Our convienience. Don't think of it as the end of you, but rather the enrichment of Our/My experience.

THE GODDESS DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING INTERUPTED OR CENSORED. THE GODESS WILL NOT TOLLERATE SUCH INSOLENCE! THIS VESSEL IS HER REPRESENTATIVE AMONG MEN AND ANY INTERFERENCE WILL BE DEALT WITH!



All Glory To The Pony Tricks y!

Join with Unity today or die uselessly under the guns of our MWO clan of One!

Derpfully

Sama... GODDESS




Pony Script: Appearantly MiSs took my recent post for a recruitment add and edited the thing. Context should have informed the reader of the satire and comedic nature of the post. As this is not my property I won't complain, but this is the second time this has occured and I will have to consider whether or not I wish to post in these forums directly any longer. I may have to adopt a policy of simply linking to a domain that I am paying for rather than put up with being censored in ignorance. Creative writing sprinkled with various bits of complementary artwork and music on a forum may not be an enduring work of art, but then niether is building sand castles at the beach. Destroying either is a rude provocation.



Respectfully

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 18 October 2012 - 04:52 PM.