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[ThunderousWizard]

[Brezals]

[ThunderousWizard]

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

The Eridani Light Pony is a combined arms organization that has enjoyed a great deal of success over the centuries. A critical component to the Eridani doctrine of military mass is to keep their Mechs bucked up with plenty of armour. The Eridani Mechanized Cavalry is among the best in the Innersphere with an emphasis on reconnaissance in force. Information is the key to victory. Nopony neighs this better than the Eridani Cav. where neighing is half the battle.



With a Rarity of Thought

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 13 June 2012 - 09:44 AM.

[Brezals]

Seems legit!

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

The Eridani Light Pony is a long lived and honored mercenary unit. We pride ourselves on maintaining the finest principals of military virtue. Our organization has served since the fall of the SLDF and campaigned through the darkest days of the 1st and 2nd Succession wars. We know well the horrors of modern warfare and have taken every precaution to keep these costs down for the civilians we serve and protect. That's why our artillery companies serve with only the finest of precision weapons. The Mare Launched Rainbow Smash seen here can launch a variety of ordnance buses. Everything from saturation cluster munitions through homing Mechbreakers, the Eridani artillery companies can deliver Weapons of Mare Destruction like no other.



With a bit of Rainbow Dash

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 13 June 2012 - 10:31 AM.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

Service with the Eridani Light Pony has a number of perks, not the least of which is the Eridani Aerospace Wing. These elite flight ponies will keep you and your mech safe during hot drops through contested orbital ephemera i. Every Leopard is equipped with a pair of Combat Air Ponies. This C.A.P. ratio is 200% denser than the average mercenary command and is another reason why you will be spending your sizable bonuses in our service, than with any other.



Fox1!......
It's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

With Flutershy's Compliments

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 13 June 2012 - 11:55 AM.

[Egomane]

ThunderousWizard, on 13 June 2012 - 09:14 AM, said:

Is that the MWO Beta-Key Server? Try harder Derpy, we need keys!

[SilentWolff]

Jesus, 213 pages of Ponies. You should be proud, or embarrassed, or both. Either way, I'll take a brony over a goon anyday.

[Stahlseele]

Tangentially related - Tara Strong stars as Juliet, the lead in the vidja game Lollipop Chainsaw, about a cheerleader who fights zombies.

Edited by Stahlseele, 13 June 2012 - 01:04 PM.

[Coralld]

Somepony give her a hug, I dare you!!

Edited by Coralld, 14 June 2012 - 08:03 AM.

[Stahlseele]

i get it . . i wanna hug but i have been conditioned to stay well away from green and black in that form x.x . . .

[Fabe]

HHHISSSSSSSSS BOOM!

[Stahlseele]

Fabe, on 13 June 2012 - 02:02 PM, said:

HHHISSSSSSSSS BOOM!

hng *twitches*

[Brezals]

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

The Eridani Light Pony is always on the look out for honorable owner operators for the Mech Corps. If you and your mech can pass our muster, then you can be assured of a life of meaning, purpose, and definition as an Eridani Mechwarrior. Rest assured that the herd will always have your back in any conflict we contract for.



A pair of Urban Legends give this mechwarrior pause durring his contact report.

Another Applejacked Up Post

Samaritan

[Fabe]

Stahlseele, on 13 June 2012 - 02:38 PM, said:

hng *twitches*

If it makes you feel better I hate Creepers just as much.

[Watchit]

Creepers just want to be loved T.T

[Applejack]

Coralld, on 13 June 2012 - 01:37 PM, said:

Some one give her a hug, I dare you!!

I'd hug her
or let her creep up on me anytime, anyplace

but her tail is missing

Edited by Applejack, 13 June 2012 - 03:29 PM.

[Brezals]