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[Egomane]

Jade Kitsune, on 11 July 2012 - 11:11 AM, said:

Tara Strong should voice the in cockpit computer... as Twilight Sparkle.

Only if my mechs will then get as invulnerable as Twilight.
I'd prefer Ashleigh Balls (Rainbow Dash) voice for an about 20 % cooler mech.

[CMDR Sunset Shimmer]

Hell have a computer of each of the mane 6... pick your favorite pony!

[CandidAstrius]

Jade Kitsune, on 11 July 2012 - 11:26 AM, said:

Hell have a computer of each of the mane 6... pick your favorite pony!

Rofl, could just imagine the fluttershy computer, Umm...heat levels are critical...you should probably consider shutting down..{override}...oh, um that's ok then, i'm sure it'll be fine...

[wanderer]

Followed by it screaming SHUUUUUUUUT DOOOOOOWN! once you finally push it one bit too much.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

Custumized cockpit computer voices would be a fun mod, but something you could probably download from a MWO MLP modding comunity.

I for one am looking forward to writing the AAR.



Dear Princess Celestia;

Today I learned how to kick tail and chew gum. I couldn't pin the tail on every pony, but that didn't stop me or my team from trying. Be advised that loving and tolerating the horseapples out of someone is not always advisable when tail is involved. Please send more gum as there is no shortage of tail.

Your Dutiful Mechwarrior

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 11 July 2012 - 01:09 PM.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;







Given that we won't always be on the same side of a given battle, there should be some provision made for the Tyrant Celestial Royals in your planning or you too could wind up with Twily on a park bench some day.



Pinkie 3.14ly

Samaritan

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

There are rumors floating around the forum that as MWO matures, turrets, armor, infantry, artillery and aerospace components will gradually make thier way into the increasingly popular and successfull game. Forward thinking ponies should stay abreast of these developements and see to it that follow on generations are properly prepared.

Here we find a Crusader AFV and an eager young crew.



I have bad feeling about how these ponies will be earning thier Cutie marksmanships.

Derpfully

Samaritan

Edited by Samaritan, 11 July 2012 - 02:18 PM.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

Equestria honors her hero's alive and dead upon the Great Wall. Freedom through military victory is an establishment principal long honored by ponies everywhere. Authority without freedom is tyrrany; freedom without authority is anarchy. Veterans still come to pay thier respects on the grounds of the old palace as seen here.



Respectfully

Samaritan

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

For two hundred years the Corps has done two things for Equestria. We make Mareines, and we win battles. No one is better prepared for when the balloon goes up than Diane.



Don't ask, Don't tell FOREVER!

Derpfully

Samaritan

[Captain Fabulous]

Samaritan, on 11 July 2012 - 01:05 PM, said:

Hon. Mechwarriors;

Custumized cockpit computer voices would be a fun mod, but something you could probably download from a MWO MLP modding comunity.

I for one am looking forward to writing the AAR.



Dear Princess Celestia;

Today I learned how to kick tail and chew gum. I couldn't pin the tail on every pony, but that didn't stop me or my team from trying. Be advised that loving and tolerating the horseapples out of someone is not always advisable when tail is involved. Please send more gum as there is no shortage of tail.

Your Dutiful Mechwarrior

Samaritan

That art is absolutely PHENOMENAL.

[Damascas]

You shall know me upon the field of battle and know you fight a warrior with a cause held deep when you gaze upon my mech for the colors I fly will be unmistakeable and my battle cry the same,


For the New Lunar Republic! All hail Luna.

Edited by Damascas, 11 July 2012 - 03:35 PM.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Mechwarriors;

It appears that we have a mechanism for reconciling blue on blue Brony contacts. The New Lunar Republic Vs. the Equestrian Monarchy. There are plenty of good reasons to come to blows between the adherants to these two systems and the wheel of civilization will see to it that the good guys and the bad guys cycle back and forth.





Respectfully

Samaritan

[Biplane]

Aresye, on 11 July 2012 - 10:21 AM, said:

"You fight as well as Scootaloo flies."

[Proxus571]

Samaritan, on 11 July 2012 - 04:06 PM, said:

Lopsided battle. Everyone knows the Party Cannon is unbeatable.

[Samaritan]

Hon. Proxus527;

Perhaps so, but just as in Longstreets Charge(commonly mistaken for Picket's Charge), The artillery support for the offensive was down to one to three rounds per cannon. Besides, we all know what a loose cannon Pinkie is.



Respectfully

Samaritan

[Proxus571]

Perhaps, but I still got my money on the Party Cannon.

I know some people here will appreciate this:

[XV88 Broadside]

Noble Samaritan,

I noted with interest your suggestion to spare fellow bronies in the upcoming battles to ensue. Sadly, my Fire Warrior honor cannot allow this.

However, we warriors can recognize those of like mind. To all who thunder under the banner of Equestria, let us pledge to each other this thing: Should we stand together, let us do so with pride. If we must be at odds, let us treat each other with the honor and respect due to such noble hearts.

We are mechwarriors, not savages. We are bronies, not haters. Let us show we can rise above petty squables of an uncertain battlefield and do so nobly.

Loyalty to our comrades
Honesty to ourselves
Laughter at our sucesses
Generosity to the vanquished
Kindness to the fallen
Magic..... (y'know, I ran out of steam on this one. Can someone finish that for me? Thx)

That said, it's open season on the haters. Blast their legs from under them and watch them ride to the ground. Then let them look skyward at our guns and speak ill of bronydom.

Strength and Honor, fellow Bronies

[Kottonmouth]

Seriously. I blame you guys. I had never heard of this "Bronie" epidemic before my time here on the MWO forums. "What's this?" I said "Men watching my little pony?! WHAT THE HELL!?" I said... then... the Devil came to me in the form of curiosity. "Just watch one episode." I said.... then.. behold.. I was taken with the non-stop party that is...


I giggled. I didnt laugh. I giggled. Uncontrollably. The shame took over, I turned off the computer, erased my browsing history. And tried to sleep.
Days later, I sat in my office chuckling to myself over the thought of a small pink horse packing confetti and invitations in her bag on her way to fight a dragon.

Then it hit me. I had been infected.
So there I was confused and


Keep up the good work.

[XV88 Broadside]

My stroll down the pony path started here.

http://youtu.be/FnBaDMzFSfo"

A video accdentally stumbled upon while checking out that 40k shooter.

I had no idea what it would unleash, but lo, I saw it and it made 40k 20% cooler.


EDIT: Hmm......embedding stuff is harder than I thought.....

Edited by XV88 Broadside, 12 July 2012 - 01:58 AM.

[Souske Sagara]

XV88 Broadside, on 12 July 2012 - 01:49 AM, said:

EDIT: Hmm......embedding stuff is harder than I thought.....

That's what SHE said.

Edited by Souske Sagara, 12 July 2012 - 03:10 AM.