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[Sturmforge]

RogueGhost, on 12 February 2013 - 01:52 PM, said:

dumb question, left one is a....?

MW4 version of the Mad Dog (Vulture)

[Incibus]

GregHM, on 12 February 2013 - 01:55 PM, said:

vulture or mad dog

its the same..

[Guilty Hands]

Training Instructor, on 12 February 2013 - 01:49 PM, said:

Learn to patch at 5am PST like a certain hugely successful online video game company does, and you don't infuriate your European players four times a month.

It's just terrible customer service really.

It's hard to remember Europe, all tucked away down there...

[Spot]

Dishevel, on 12 February 2013 - 01:53 PM, said:

I knew it.
Seriously guys. Server maintenance is not a black art.
There are ways to set up for it. Ways to manage it. You can even hire people who know how to do it.
Failure rates of over 10% on something as basic as server maintenance means something.
Look into it please. I do not know how you have your stuff set up or even exactly what equipment you are running.
I do know this. What ever playbook you are running here is either wrong or being run by an *****.

I do not want to hear the "Garth is to Blame". It is not funny.
The fact that basic maintenance fails so often here that we have memes for it is a problem.

were is my dislike button!

[BlueSanta]

Matthew Craig, on 12 February 2013 - 01:55 PM, said:

Thanks for your patience everyone, as you can tell patching out the weekend sale did not go smoothly but it should be resolved soon, nothing major wrong just a bad patch that we're resolving.

Sorry again for the inconvenience.

A bad patch trying to end a bad sale.

[Munno]

The worst part is - this is MAINTENANCE. Nothing is going to change.

Guess I have to go to work, at 10 PM, without playing a single MWO game.

[knight-of-ni]

SI The Joker, on 12 February 2013 - 01:48 PM, said:

A picture!

A coconut to calm the nerves and ease the mind until the servers come live once again.

http://www.sacred-te...u/mphg/mphg.htm

A snippet from sacred texts to entertain us while the servers are down:

GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin'
'em together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this
land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin
or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not
strangers to our land.
GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple
question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound
coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master
that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.

[TopperHarley]

did someone touch something???

[Father Dougal]

[Therion I]

Guilty Hands, on 12 February 2013 - 01:57 PM, said:

It's hard to remember Europe, all tucked away down there...

Thats why you guys have such a short history... you'd forget it otherwise.

[Featherstone]

guess I will go watch Around the Horn on ESPN... hope you guys are up soon!

[Maribel Hearn]

Selitos, on 12 February 2013 - 01:50 PM, said:

c'mon!!! let us plaaay!

I own 7 guinea pigs, this gif is AWESOME

[Rauchsauger]

[Ellen Ripley]

[FARTING KIPPERS AHOY]

******* COME OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Father Dougal]

[Ens]

whats wrong? where are the: I WANT MY PREMIUM TIME REFUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 ---- rants?


anyone?
i´m scared :|

[Leviticas]

[-Seneschal-]

Incibus, on 12 February 2013 - 01:56 PM, said:

its the same..

I know, but or I mean AKA

[Silverlance]

AndyHill, on 12 February 2013 - 01:50 PM, said:

This beats all other posts. You Sir, are a God among men.