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[Kaylos Thex]

Well, back on topic...

My brother likes to make an addendum to Betty's preamble.

"...weapons: online."

"loaded dice: online"

TT props for the win.

[Scrawny Cowboy]

Start of match screen; we are short a player and another DC's.

Someone on enemy team: what you guys gonna do with two down?
Me: dunno, my team didnt like my idea for a murder-suicide pact

[Windsaw]

I often started a match with "Reactor online, weapons online, sensors online - ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL"

Not original, I know, but somebody had to say it.

Don't do it anymore, for obvious reasons.

[HydroSqueegee]

Homeless Bill, on 12 February 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

My favorite was back in the day of the suicide farmers. There was one of them named Duke Nukem that I kept dropping with (not on purpose, obviously). The last time I ever dropped with him, a few people knew what was about to happen.

Homeless Bill: Ah ****. We're down one
Team Mate #1: No we're not...
Team Mate #2: We will be in about ten seconds
Team Mate #3: Not Duke!
Duke Nukem: I've got balls of ferro-fibrous
Duke Nukem has killed Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem has disconnected

I'm also a big fan of Wispsy's version of GL, HF:
Wispsy: Your lives
Wispsy: I claim them

WISPSY!

I love killing that guy in 8 man drops

Edited by HydroSqueegee, 16 February 2013 - 09:36 AM.

[Death Weasel]

ArmandTulsen, on 15 February 2013 - 10:45 PM, said:

It'll be a cold day in hell when I stop playing with my joystick.

Devil : What is that?
Demon : It looks like a snowflake Master.
Devil : Well it is about time! Now I can claim the souls of all of those morons that said they were going to quit playing with their joysticks!!! MUAHAHAH!!

[Nasty McBadman]

I like typing "GLHF, DIAF"

[Wildstreak]

"My small laser's bigger than yours!"

[Grotoiler]

At one stage, just after getting into Closed Beta and browsing the forums a while, somebody mentioned seeing an Atlas chasing a Jenner around on Forest Colony for nearly a full round, and mentioned having the Benny Hill Theme running through their mind when they saw this happen.

After that, I would start every match with:

"Cue Benny Hill Theme song, Initiate the Jenner chase!"

And, just for those of you who don't know, THIS is the tune i'm talking about:



Kind of fitting, when you picture an atlas blindly stomping after a jenner, bashing through trees and what-not...

Edited by Grotoiler, 17 February 2013 - 12:25 AM.

[Indoorsman]

On River City Night...
Me: Night would be nice if night vision was nice.
someone else: truer pregame words have never been spoken
everyone else: lol and/or ya

[Alik Kerensky]

Random Goon: Squawk
Me: Kwauqs?

[1BigFool]

I usually do say GLHF and gg.

I also usually use my battle cry of "JELLO!"

I rarely drop with anyone fun like you guys!

[J4ckInthebox]

i usually say "Let's kill each other like God intended".

[Wildstreak]

"A Raven and Cicada walk into a bar...."

Recently I noticed one of the Die Hard movies, Live Free or Die Hard, on TV and came up with:

"Weapons free, fire hard."

[Weatherman]

Once while Pugging:

RandomPug: Hey Weatherman, what's the forecast today?

Me: IT'S GONNA RAIN!

RandomPug(Dead): You know right after you typed that I got hit by like a hundred LRMs lol

Me(Dead): That's okay, I took three PPCs to the face right as I was finishing typing that lol

RandomPug(Dead): Damn it's stormy out today lol

[The Silent Protagonist]

Blobby Blobby!


Kudos to those who get this.

[Risko Vinsheen]

Recently when I've been in a match where I see someone say 'gl hf' I'll respond with "Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls." but sadly I don't think anyone gets the reference.

[Calon Farstar]

JadePanther, on 12 February 2013 - 01:03 PM, said:

meh GLHF comments at start are ok...

ITS the damned GG after ur team just got pubstomped 8 to 0 with only 2 of ur team breaking 100dmg..

I mean really Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. What [REDACTED] can actually say that crap.. do ya just gotta rub in the nasty [REDACTED] u just handed out or somthing..

There is nothing that can be called good about a game when a match goes roflstomprs.. For either side.. cmon really grow up.

Yeah a good game is when it comes down to the last two mechs!!

Homeless Bill, on 12 February 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

My favorite was back in the day of the suicide farmers. There was one of them named Duke Nukem that I kept dropping with (not on purpose, obviously). The last time I ever dropped with him, a few people knew what was about to happen.

Homeless Bill: Ah ****. We're down one
Team Mate #1: No we're not...
Team Mate #2: We will be in about ten seconds
Team Mate #3: Not Duke!
Duke Nukem: I've got balls of ferro-fibrous
Duke Nukem has killed Duke Nukem
Duke Nukem has disconnected

I'm also a big fan of Wispsy's version of GL, HF:
Wispsy: Your lives
Wispsy: I claim them

Yeah he did this to me and I told him to come and get it....then...he did...

[Larth]

Mine's normally: I'm gonna die horribly

Which is usually followed by someone asking why. My current response is

I drive a pink catapult, I should be shot on principle. (one team, the whole freaking team, turned and shot me.)

[Fenris Krinkovich]

After getting stomped to death, I'll take "GG" and assume it's genuine over "lol noobs", "WTF TEAM?!?!?!?", or any comments regarding my mother or grandmother ANY DAY.

[Triordinant]

Last week I was on a team with an D-DC Atlas but when the match started I noticed he didn't have his ECM on. HIs callsign had JesusChrist in it somewhere and I was in a hurry to type so I said:

"Yo, Christ! Do you have ECM?"

To which he replied "No." and another teammate said: "Yo, Christ! -that's golden!"

In a recent match someone on the opposing team types in chat: "Let the Pugstomping begin!"

After we win, someone on my team says: "sometimes, the PUG stomps YOU!"