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#681 M3atloaf

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 04:20 PM

I will gladly admit that I said "i thought i smelled ****" after I found out we were against Koas. I can't be responsible for their personal hygiene or lack thereof. We openly declared we were JW. You'll never find pureNO or myself claiming to be ELP... or any Jade Wolf member for that matter. Screenshot/video please?

Jade Wolf welcomes any challenge Kaos Legion would like to set forth towards us. Just don't think you're all that when you're fighting against drunks and sibkos having fun at 1:30AM on a Sunday morning when you roll up in a full tourney loadout. Please shower first though.

#682 Sporkosophy

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:24 PM

Come one come all to ELP, where others talk smack about each other and we watch.

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:35 PM

View PostM3atloaf, on 11 December 2012 - 04:20 PM, said:

I will gladly admit that I said "i thought i smelled ****" after I found out we were against Koas. I can't be responsible for their personal hygiene or lack thereof. We openly declared we were JW. You'll never find pureNO or myself claiming to be ELP... or any Jade Wolf member for that matter. Screenshot/video please?

Jade Wolf welcomes any challenge Kaos Legion would like to set forth towards us. Just don't think you're all that when you're fighting against drunks and sibkos having fun at 1:30AM on a Sunday morning when you roll up in a full tourney loadout. Please shower first though.

lol out guy in the trial mech and us playing casual. we always tourney that way.

#684 Kriestov

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:46 PM

We're apparently on a "Lets crap on everyone's thread" binge. Lotta hate for KaoS going around. Sorry for tanking your thread, ELP.

#685 ForceUser

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 05:00 AM

View PostAnders, on 10 December 2012 - 04:07 PM, said:


Mr. Happy-Capital-Ess-pawn:

Please to not attempt to besmirch the good name of the Word of Lowtax with these insinuations. We here at the Word of Lowtax can say without reservation that Mr. Pure-Capital-Enn-oh is not one of us. Without any proof to the contrary, we here at the Word of Lowtax would ask that you stop spreading these horrific lies.

Thank you for your efforts in this matter.


Come now Mr Anders-without-an-on-at-the-end on this matter you have to understand that a group of people with a reputation as.. vast and, colorful? is that PC? as you are part of, I would think you'd be most understanding in this matter. Considering recent events elsewhere we would surely be forgiven for thinking that an act such as this that bears close resemblance to acts that aforementioned group is, again, famous (or rather infamous? PC yes?) does indeed *sound* like it fits. I mean, I can understand some chagrin if we said that it was, without a shadow of a doubt, your group responsible for this but merely stating, while keeping in mind the discussed infamy of the group in question, that it sounds like(based on available information) an act similar to others surely doesn't warrant an official response from the big man himself?

Regardless I am sure we are most honored to have had your presence grace our humble thread. Keep up the good work and all that.

View PostKriestov, on 11 December 2012 - 08:46 PM, said:

We're apparently on a "Lets crap on everyone's thread" binge. Lotta hate for KaoS going around. Sorry for tanking your thread, ELP.

You should be. We've just recently managed to get the backlog of applicants down into single digits again(barely). We don't need any more publicity :)

Edited by ForceUser, 12 December 2012 - 05:01 AM.


#686 ReD3y3

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:47 PM

Who is Kaos and why are they on our Nuts.

#687 chiXnhawk

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:59 PM

Who would our nuts be?

#688 Atlai

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:11 PM

View PostSporkosophy, on 11 December 2012 - 08:24 PM, said:

Come one come all to ELP, where others talk smack about each other and we watch.

Yeah why are they using this thread? this is my thread to derail.

Edited by Mason West, 12 December 2012 - 04:12 PM.


#689 Watchit

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:48 PM

Did I miss the show? Posted Image

#690 armitage

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 10:38 AM

View PostWatchit, on 12 December 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

Did I miss the show? Posted Image


No it's just starting. Next week Garth is just going to merge all threads in to this one.

#691 William Knight

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 10:54 AM

View PostWatchit, on 12 December 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

Did I miss the show? Posted Image

Nah, but ReD3y3 could be trying to mix things up a bit! Posted Image

#692 Protection

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 12:49 AM

No idea what's going on in this thread.

Also I need to get off of Planetside and back on MW:O more.

But it'll have to wait till after the holidays.

#693 Retxale

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:30 PM

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So these were posted on 4chan and Kong was incredibly pleased with themselves after '****** the RHoD pony faggots'. None of these people are in ELP. All of them are in SJR. Guys, if you're going to tell people you're in ELP, at least don't lose to 4chan...

#694 ForceUser

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:44 AM

View PostRetxale, on 18 December 2012 - 07:30 PM, said:

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So these were posted on 4chan and Kong was incredibly pleased with themselves after '****** the RHoD pony faggots'. None of these people are in ELP. All of them are in SJR. Guys, if you're going to tell people you're in ELP, at least don't lose to 4chan...

Come now Reptar, I'm sure we all know who the real tards are here and it's not SJR(at least I hope not!). Maybe they just don't know the difference between the HOSTS and who WON :)

But seriously, so much mistaken identity and stuff going on. I vote we force protection to throw the next few tournies to get these people off our backs.

Edited by ForceUser, 19 December 2012 - 06:47 AM.


#695 HappySpawn

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:14 AM

So, this one is a bit late (and by a "bit" I mean close to a month):


CONGRATULATIONS TO TYZH FOR HIS PROMOTION TO THE RANK OF

MAJOR PAIN IN THE ***


Due to the recent workload on Hylius (and my lack of...well...effort), it was decided that new help was needed to spread the workload and fill in the gaps left by others. After a lengthy discussion that may have involved 5-10 minutes of alcohol-obscured thought, Tyzh was awarded the rank of Major, awarded site administrator access, and handed a large stack of papers to process (to start, of course).

In addition, this means there is now a 3rd person for people to complain and voice their opinions to. It also means that there is now a 3rd vote for matters of minor corp issues (eg. what color will we make the first line of the post). For major issues, nothing has changed as, for anyone that has read the corp's description, admins to mods to new recruits all carry the same weight when things come to a vote (assuming we don't just tell you "suck it up and like it").

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns about any of this, please direct them to Tyzh (its his job, now).

Edited by HappySpawn, 05 January 2013 - 12:15 AM.


#696 Tyzh

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:18 AM

I have all the answers.

#697 Protection

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 10:31 PM

Finally back from holidays.




#698 armitage

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 10:35 PM

Why don't you just make that video into a signature. You're about due for another revision anyways aren't you?

#699 Oderint dum Metuant

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 03:14 AM

View PostRetxale, on 18 December 2012 - 07:30 PM, said:

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So these were posted on 4chan and Kong was incredibly pleased with themselves after '****** the RHoD pony faggots'. None of these people are in ELP. All of them are in SJR. Guys, if you're going to tell people you're in ELP, at least don't lose to 4chan...


Ha i only just caught these, that is highly amusing.

#700 Zylo

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 04:03 AM

View Postarmitage, on 05 January 2013 - 10:35 PM, said:

Why don't you just make that video into a signature. You're about due for another revision anyways aren't you?

At least a revision won't include that early closed beta headshot incident you guys won't ever let me forget.

Protection should make a new version, done with MS paint and animated. I still remember all those MS paint RHoD images he did during closed beta.





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