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[Zolaz]

zverofaust, on 14 February 2013 - 10:53 PM, said:

Not the guy posting on the internet about how he's drunk like he just turned 17 and got a 6 pack from his mom

I thought you were suppose to get a carton of smokes for your 17th birthday?

[Throbbinwood]

3 roman cokes later in a stalker 5m with srm and medlas

[Bogus]

Surtr, on 15 February 2013 - 12:00 AM, said:

The few times I've played this game truly drunk I have topped the boards.

Same here. I'm a mediocre player at best and my stats prove it, but give me a bottle of wine and I become the god of war. At least that's what I think I remembered.

[Pihb]

squidvt, on 15 February 2013 - 06:14 AM, said:

If you can drive a 3L, not puke, and still do 600-900 DMG with 4+ Kills then I will be semi-impressed.

If you can drive anything other than a 3L, not puke, and still do 600-900 DMG with 4+ Kills then I will be semi-impressed.
fixed that for you

[Grits N Gravy]

zverofaust, on 14 February 2013 - 10:53 PM, said:

Got 5 kills and 1000 damage and I can't see straight

Whos;' the loser now???

Not the guy posting on the internet about how he's drunk like he just turned 17 and got a 6 pack from his mom

Oh sweet if you reply to your own topic before any other posts are made it just adds it to your post without the "EDITED" part

[DEN_Ninja]

Took you a while zvero.

On side note. Vodka and Frozen city is a great combination.

[Valkaryie]

Slaughtering another team seems to depend on the ability of the other team and the ability of your team mates more than your drunken master ability

[Bagheera]

Wait. There are people who play this game sober?

[xhrit]

Throbbinwood, on 15 February 2013 - 04:34 PM, said:

in a stalker 5m with srm and medlas

I have seen this picture before, but it makes sense now. I mean, no wonder your damage to kill efficiency is so low, you are just spraying missiles everywhere. I can't seem to break 600 damage before I run out of targets... but then again a few AC/20 rounds to the face puts people down a lot faster then volleys of 30 SRMs spread around the whole mech.

Edited by xhrit, 15 February 2013 - 06:14 PM.

[Solis Obscuri]

I'm so drunk I just time-traveled back to 1983 to bang zverofaust's mom.
  
  
  

  
  
  
Wait... does that mean...
  

Edited by Solis Obscuri, 15 February 2013 - 06:55 PM.

[Ohsh]

NRP, on 15 February 2013 - 07:42 AM, said:

I find a bit of alcohol makes games more enjoyable, up to a point.

you just now found this out?

[Rannos]

Those that cannot drink and mech are hardly worth the title of "Gundamwarrior"

[Joanna Conners]

Solis Obscuri, on 15 February 2013 - 06:15 PM, said:

I'm so drunk I just time-traveled back to 1983 to bang zverofaust's mom.




Wait... does that mean...

That you traveled to the wrong year to get a 17 year old conceived? Yes.

[Mike Forst]

I don't like the sound of that at all

[Ryvucz]

I did over 9,000 damage, and got 35 kills. Then I woke up and did 9 damage and no kills.

WHO'S THE LOSER NOW!?

[moderatepudding]

i dont even get on my computer unless im pretty drunk and/or high, let alone play mwo



dwi nerds

e: and just in case you are reading threads in kaetatoa and somehow not in the know, im the best stompy robot pilot around

e2: im sharing a trade secret, basically. never not play drunk

Edited by moderatepudding, 16 February 2013 - 10:15 PM.

[kiltymonroe]

Never not drink and squawk. Drive and squawk. Drink, drive, and squawk.

Post.

Edited by kiltymonroe, 17 February 2013 - 03:57 AM.

[moderatepudding]

also just in case anyone is doubting my methods here i did this while fairly drunk

http://i.imgur.com/FTFBXFH.jpg

i normally don't take screenshots of myself doing well, partially because i'd have like a 10gb folder of pics by now, mostly b/c it's gross+braggy, but i specifically took it for a different bad thread( http://mwomercs.com/...n/page__st__460 this bad thread to be specific)

also this is mostly unrelated but when i play i am so drunk that i didnt even know the player stats screen was a thing you could click on until i saw that one guy do it during the 2nd piranha hunt stream

[Ohsh]

Ryvucz, on 16 February 2013 - 08:33 PM, said:

I did over 9,000 damage, and got 35 kills. Then I woke up and did 9 damage and no kills.

WHO'S THE LOSER NOW!?

awkwardly it's still you

[Ryvucz]

Ohsh, on 17 February 2013 - 06:53 PM, said:

awkwardly it's still you

/flex

That's right.