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[zverofaust]

Got 5 kills and 1000 damage and I can't see straight

Whos;' the loser now???

Not the guy posting on the internet about how he's drunk like he just turned 17 and got a 6 pack from his mom

Oh sweet if you reply to your own topic before any other posts are made it just adds it to your post without the "EDITED" part

[Mr Butterworth]

Congratulations?

Now sober up you got work in an hour.

[anonymous175]

Neat

[Monkey Bone]

Happens every second game for me.

Should i make a thread about it?

And to clarify, this applies to the "slaughtering" part.

Edited by Jules Gonzales, 14 February 2013 - 11:08 PM.

[p00k]

zverofaust thread. nothing to see here guys.

Edited by p00k, 14 February 2013 - 11:08 PM.

[zverofaust]

M A L I C E, on 14 February 2013 - 11:06 PM, said:

I approve of your mother contributing towards giving you alcohol poisoning, but I have to say that shoving a six pack of molson light in your arms is doing a p!ss-poor job at it...

Labatt Blue *****

ALSO I just had another I got 1000 damage again only 2 kills but i held enemy team off long enough to pull the win it was like 750-743 score BOOYAH

[Surtr]

The few times I've played this game truly drunk I have topped the boards. I'm talking like 5 and 6 kill streaks multiple games in a row. Normally I average about 1.5 kills per game. Don't ask me how I do it, just ask Abita.

[Zphyr]

Congrats. Now go to bed, young warrior, before you risk puking on the keyboard.



(wanted to say "who cares" but felt like being nice).

[Gammanoob]

I always play whilst drinking, it is the only way to pilot a light mech.

[Joseph Mallan]

zverofaust, on 14 February 2013 - 10:53 PM, said:

Got 5 kills and 1000 damage and I can't see straight

Whos;' the loser now???

Not the guy posting on the internet about how he's drunk like he just turned 17 and got a 6 pack from his mom

Oh sweet if you reply to your own topic before any other posts are made it just adds it to your post without the "EDITED" part

You say this like we are supposed to be impressed? We do this every night Faust! Welcome to manhood!

[Death Mallet]

zverofaust, on 14 February 2013 - 10:53 PM, said:

Got 5 kills and 1000 damage and I can't see straight

Whos;' the loser now???

Not the guy posting on the internet about how he's drunk like he just turned 17 and got a 6 pack from his mom

Oh sweet if you reply to your own topic before any other posts are made it just adds it to your post without the "EDITED" part

Drunk mech'ing is the best. And usually when I'm at my best. It's a competitive advantage.

[Taizan]

Mechwarrior Online: A drinking man's game.

[Havyek]

The rest of us just do this, we don't feel the need to brag on the forums.




Anyone else picturing a 2 year old running from the bathroom yelling "Mommy I pooped all by myself!"

[Agent of Change]

"Friend don't let friends pilot sober"

-A message brought by the foundation for the support of incoherence, random violence, and brutal honesty.

[squidvt]

If you can drive a 3L, not puke, and still do 600-900 DMG with 4+ Kills then I will be semi-impressed.

[Gammanoob]

I am against all forms of sober Raven 3L piloting.

You have to duck and weave after all...

However, I say you need 7+ kills with 600-900 DMG in the 3L for it too be a truly noteworthy feat.

[Joseph Mallan]

Death Mallet, on 15 February 2013 - 05:37 AM, said:

Drunk mech'ing is the best. And usually when I'm at my best. It's a competitive advantage.

Playing drunk is OP. and an unfair advantage I demand drunks be put in a separate Que or this game will die a terrible death!!!!

[gunghoblazes]

Welcome to the Party Pal.

[Penance]

I was baked last night and got 5 kills in a match and did 500 damage. I wasn't kill stealing, I was helping my team. then got 4 in the next.

also, don't drink and drive.

Edited by Penance, 15 February 2013 - 07:05 AM.

[NRP]

I find a bit of alcohol makes games more enjoyable, up to a point.

DO NOT do sake bombs however. A couple of those and the wheels come off.