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[UraniumOverdose]

Anders, on 16 February 2013 - 12:29 AM, said:

Mr. Uranium-Capital-Oh-verdose:

We here at the Word of Lowtax would just point to our recent appearance on "No Guts, No Galaxy" as being approved by not only the public at large, but PGI itself, as everyone knows that NGNG and PGI are in bed together. Thus, we here at the Word of Lowtax can safely say, everyone (important) loves us.

PGI are customer service reps, they want money, of course they are going to "like" a spam unit with lots of members. When your unit is so reviled that random people will squawk and then act like douches just to further degrade your already tarnished rep, you really should examine yourselves. You already have the deck stacked against you with your units EvE online rep.

[Rannos]

Yes, and what a wonderful interview it was.

[Wales Grey]

UraniumOverdose, on 16 February 2013 - 12:29 AM, said:

It's not EvE style click and wait gaming, where griefing is rewarded, of course they are bad.

It's EVE. Not EvE, or E.v.E. EVE. Allcaps. No punctuation or spaces. EVE.

[Thorqemada]

There is a tree for every bird as birds not like to kiss the dirt.
In the trees they live and die but dont fall off i tell you why.
They be bound with ropes to wood like each of them rightfully should.
And down below one even ground a young voice with asking sound.
What are this mounds of unknown dreck? Let me say - a birds last egg!

Edited by Thorqemada, 16 February 2013 - 12:33 AM.

[Adrian Steel]

fil5000, on 16 February 2013 - 12:22 AM, said:

OH MAN, THATS A SICK BURN BASED ON OUR NAME

BECAUSE WE'RE THE WORD OF LOWTAX
BUT YOU CHANGED THE WORD TAX
TO SKILL

YOU ARE SO COOL

Good thing your Adderall hasn't worn off yet!

[UraniumOverdose]

Mods requesting thread sticky.

[Rannos]

UraniumOverdose, on 16 February 2013 - 12:35 AM, said:

Mods requesting thread sticky.

[Wales Grey]

Adrian Steel, on 16 February 2013 - 12:33 AM, said:

Good thing your Adderall hasn't worn off yet!

Are you going to keep up the ad homenim, or are you going to grow up and realize that your behavior and righteous indignation is like sweet, sweet ambrosia to us?

[Ultraviper]

SlXSlXSlX, on 16 February 2013 - 12:28 AM, said:

So wait... am I the only one that had fun tonight kicking the SQWAKKERS nub a**es. My favorite part about being SQWAKKED at, is ending the match with a winning screen. I won't say it's every time, but... either their recruiting standards are low, or they were just some of the worst players of that group that I happened to run into.

Keep it up goons, and you'll be ROFL stomped out of the mech warrior clan wars scene as embarressingly as you were the WoT's clan wars scene.

If you want to be the ominous "bad guys".... at least try to be more than moderately proficient at the games you claim to be masters of...

o7

I offer my congratulations to you for winning an internet videogame. May you remember this day forever.

Also our recruiting standards aren't low. Tenbux is a lot of money. I mean, I hear there are some gaming groups that just let people in for FREE. Talk about low standards!

Edited by Ultraviper, 16 February 2013 - 12:45 AM.

[Tetatae Squawkins]

BINGO!

[Ter Ushaka]

It's 927.50 yen! Good lord.

[Wales Grey]

crabcakes66, on 16 February 2013 - 12:37 AM, said:

BINGO!

I think someone just earned a promotion to [REDACTED]!

[Ter Ushaka]

Wales Grey, on 16 February 2013 - 12:37 AM, said:

I think someone just earned a promotion to [REDACTED]!

Aww that's some bull right there, I call bird bias!

[Chace]

Wow goons are a bit of an excitable bunch arent they..

[Allen Wren]

M A L I C E, on 16 February 2013 - 12:37 AM, said:

> Be M A L I C E
> "Come back to us BRO" ~ Random goon
> Make joke alluding to self being biblical Cain, a murderer of BROS
> "...we all have our curses to bear."
> DeLorean Time: Book of Genesis
> Be Cain
> Kill lamb banging brother
> http://en.wikipedia....nd_mark_of_Cain ~ Sincerely, Le Yawahoo
> DeLorean Time: mwomercs.com
> Be Goon
> "HAHA, It's CROSSES TO BEAR you stupid M A L I C E! HAHA"
> Be M A L I C E
> "...that's the joke."

Are you seriously trying to Homestuck your summary?

[Adrian Steel]

Wales Grey, on 16 February 2013 - 12:36 AM, said:

Are you going to keep up the ad homenim, or are you going to grow up and realize that your behavior and righteous indignation is like sweet, sweet ambrosia to us?

Don't be like that lover. I've already had two orgasms from the Goonie posts here. Keep the filth coming.

Edited by Adrian Steel, 16 February 2013 - 12:40 AM.

[Elkfire]

Don't give them attention.

That's what they want.

[Rift Hawk]

Topkil, on 15 February 2013 - 10:43 PM, said:

I was sooo mad today at the gym when some bigger guys cornered me in the locker room and made fun of my genitals, and then I have to come home to The Goons Squads doing the same thing to me in my most favoritest of games. Is no where safe from big mean bullies?

I would say that I thought you were the one at the gym but I'm sure you wouldn't know what a gym looked like if you fell into one.

Or course if you did, you would probably have to add more duct tape to your glasses after they kicked you out for smelling the jock straps in the locker room.

Ohsh, on 15 February 2013 - 10:42 PM, said:

Once again, let this end up in K-town


3 post = a mega goonrush

Maybe if you didn't talk **** for no reason in a video game, people wouldn't complain on the forums about you. People play to have fun. Not watch a bunch of d-bags try to do their very best to make sure they don't have fun.

[Ter Ushaka]

Someone else getting mad at video games.

[Wales Grey]

Chace, on 16 February 2013 - 12:40 AM, said:

Wow goons are a bit of an excitable bunch arent they..

I don't know about WoW Goons (Goons is a proper noun here), but we like to shot gundams a whole lot. WoW is a game about cows and naked dancing elves. It's also set in Nirn or something, so I don't really get why you're talking about that game.

Adrian Steel, on 16 February 2013 - 12:40 AM, said:

Don't be like that lover. I've already had two orgasms from the Goonie posts here. Keep the filth coming.

Wow, are you always this creepy, or do you also like to talk about other things prohibited by the CoC?