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[De La Fresniere]

If I were a MechWarrior, I'd totally have a Great Mazinger figurine in my cockpit.

I mean, if your life depended on an old patched up stompy mech, you'd kill to pilot a "super robot", right?

[Silpher K]

lol... "Seriously, who thinks this stuff up."

well uh... Coconut monkey is AWESOME, it's THE mascot of PC Gamer and this was given as a PC Gamer promotion.
Fairy.. that's nVidia's beloved Dawn, which was featured in many of nvidia's tech demos, and this was given as a nVidia promotion.

snakes, it's the Year of the Snake in lunar calendar.

all those things make sense to me. maybe they are just not interesting to you.

most of the items you have mentioned would require license or some sort of promotional contract, which i don't see happening.

and all of the other cockpit items are properly MWO themed or seasonal themed.

Edited by Silpher K, 19 February 2013 - 01:24 PM.

[Grraarrgghh]

You guys just aren't getting it. He just wants some large-breasted DOA-type kawaii waifu to ogle while he runs off the map.

[De La Fresniere]

Grraarrgghh, on 19 February 2013 - 01:25 PM, said:

You guys just aren't getting it. He just wants some large-breasted DOA-type kawaii waifu to ogle while he runs off the map.

That makes sense. Who wouldn't?

[Joseph Mallan]

SlXSlXSlX, on 19 February 2013 - 12:14 PM, said:

Snakes, fairies, coconut monkeys....

Whats wrong with the people that have bought them (coco is as free as he is lame), I cannot even begin to speculate.

What about a king kong, godzilla, al bundy, bart simpson, south park characters, vader, voltron, megatron, a girl with big knockers... something, something "cool". Heck maybe a race car or a tank. Maybe spawn, or the vindicator. Something!

Come on. Seriously, who thinks this stuff up.

I can just hear them at the PGI board meetings....

"And their actually buying it, lol lol lol lol lol."

Is this the best you can come up with!!!!!?!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!?

Ending my rant, and starting the game.

Everything but the Hooter's girl is copy right protected I believe. Now a Melissa Steiner Bobble head could work. Or a Girls of the Draconis Combine calender.



+1 for Spawn!

Edited by Joseph Mallan, 19 February 2013 - 01:29 PM.

[Grraarrgghh]

De La Fresniere, on 19 February 2013 - 01:27 PM, said:

That makes sense. Who wouldn't?

People who like human women. Wouldn't mind a pinup girl or something tacked over one of my monitors, but some creepy large eyed anime wrapped in tentacles is just a bit too weeaboo.

Edited by Grraarrgghh, 19 February 2013 - 01:28 PM.

[Bhael Fire]

SlXSlXSlX, on 19 February 2013 - 12:16 PM, said:

Is that Bruno? Or the guy from Zoolander? I don't have any interest in having Calvin Klein models in my mech. Thanks....but no thanks.

[De La Fresniere]

Grraarrgghh, on 19 February 2013 - 01:28 PM, said:

People who like human women. Wouldn't mind a pinup girl or something tacked over one of my monitors, but some creepy large eyed anime wrapped in tentacles is just a bit too weeaboo.

Well I wasn't restricting the idea to overstereotyped Japanese anime-style girls, but a tasteful (or tasteless) female of some sort would be nice.

I'm afraid I'm not really into the hula girl type...

[Rofl]

Grraarrgghh, on 19 February 2013 - 01:28 PM, said:

People who like human women. Wouldn't mind a pinup girl or something tacked over one of my monitors, but some creepy large eyed anime wrapped in tentacles is just a bit too weeaboo.

To each their own. Personally I wouldn't mind seeing an ash tray with a cigar next to a lowball glass of whiskey.

[Eric darkstar Marr]

Here you go http://infinitegamep...com/careers#six problem solved get the job and make things happen, or quit whining about things like a self entitled child.

[C E Dwyer]

Most of what you are asking for would require a liciencing deal..*coughs*and if we're talking pin ups then going to have to be of both gender

[KKillian]

That fairy is hot damnit, i want one, i WISH i could pay money for it.

[WVAnonymous]

I want a pair of fuzzy dice and a welded chain link steering wheel...

[Voidsinger]

Yes, I have Mr Urbie and the 3050 Holo.


I WANT MY FUZZY DICE!

[Lyoto Machida]

I bought a snake...you know, seeing as how I was born in the the Year of the Snake. And I pilot for the Combine so it has two meanings...

[M4NTiC0R3X]

Where's my hanging gun?



And yes, I totally bought both the toys from this scene!

[Muffinator]

Yeah man! Bart Simpson! Gnarly! Race car woo! Ha ha Al Bundy. Awesome. Girl with big knockers, chortle chortle.


Dude when you are a bit older you might appreciate coconut monkey more

[Dishevel]

Rofl, on 19 February 2013 - 12:25 PM, said:

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Please pay the $12,000 fine and remit all previous fine payments to you back to me.

[Taizan]

SlXSlXSlX, on 19 February 2013 - 12:14 PM, said:

What about a king kong, godzilla, al bundy, bart simpson, south park characters, vader, voltron, megatron, a girl with big knockers... something, something "cool". Heck maybe a race car or a tank. Maybe spawn, or the vindicator. Something!

I'd expect to find all that stuff in a Toys R Us. Not in my cockpit.

[PropagandaWar]

Wow hadn't noticed any complaints from a certain sombody in a while and now this. Ha I purchaced a lot of those items and two of the ones you are griping about are free. Sooooooo. Yep I guess some of us are happy with Hula Girl and Wacky Lamps.