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[Mustafa Kemal Ataturk]

Lady rats and man rats of Clan Davion,
Good evening.

I am here operating in the most official capacity possible, in my post as _{^{Chief Bard}} of the North Kurita Volunteer Army, or NKVA, protruding an official olive branch (peace branch, olive type) to all davion rats of marginally superior character than other clan davion rats, willing and able to perform all of the following:

• Abandon clan Davion, effective immediately.
  
• Pledge allegiance to House Kurita, Dear Coordinator, and the code of bushido.
  
• Renounce supposed territorial claims to all stars, worlds, moons, stations, satellites and other bodies, planetary in mass or otherwise, liberated by House Kurita and incorporated into the GKCPS, or Greater Kurita Co-Prosperity Sphere.

This will bring you the benefits of:

• Not being a giant mary sue buster.
  
• Being in a cool house and not a dumb clan for dumbs.
  
• Win game every once in a while, once you stop using long range missile.

This is an Official Communique from the Office of the Chief Bard of the NKVA, so trolls, please, vacate.

Edited by Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, 26 February 2015 - 02:25 AM.

[stratagos]

You forgot to mention how you're going to put everyone in training units for n00bs, since the players suck so much.

If you're going to troll, up your game dude.

[Kerc Kasha]

stratagos, on 26 February 2015 - 02:23 AM, said:

You forgot to mention how you're going to put everyone in training units for n00bs, since the players suck so much.

If you're going to troll, up your game dude.

Kuritan instructors cannot perform miracles.

[stratagos]

Kerc Kasha, on 26 February 2015 - 02:24 AM, said:

Kuritan instructors cannot perform miracles.

You can't teach people to effectively troll? Well, I guess that is evident

[Mustafa Kemal Ataturk]

Any Davion rats who acknowledge their wrongdoings will be accepted as they are. This is a genuine - official - offer, so I would appreciate if non-official personnel would cease discussion.

Edited by Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, 26 February 2015 - 02:30 AM.

[Scoops Kerensky]

As the Chief Bard states, this thread is a no trolling zone. Please be respectful of the time and authority that went into making the OP.

tHank you.

[Suzumiya Haruhi no Kerensky]

I believe we all find these terms more than generous.

[stratagos]

You are absolutely correct. People should treat NVKA 'official' threads with the respect and reverence that NVKA members apply in other 'official' threads.

Truly, I was out of line to belittle and mock your trolling skills, as what does that say about the people who get butthurt by the level you're capable of bringing to the game? Not great things, obviously.

[Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky]

As a Taisa of the NKVA and the Draconis Combine of Dear Coordinator, I must interject to reaffirm the Chief Bard's Most Generous Proposal is for the Perusal of Officials only.

May Dear Coordinator Smile Upon His Samurai.

Edited by Taisa Sodai Lopez Kerensky, 26 February 2015 - 02:54 AM.

[Ron Ron]

These are truly generous terms. Happy tears are swelling up knowing that Davion peasants might be brought to actual civilization under Dear Coordinators blessing.

Only fear that warrior weak of character enough to fight for Clan Davion needs to be disciplined with particularily sturdy peace branch, to the face, at high velocity.

Hahahaha. Die, Clanner.

[YCSLiesmith]

As the official Elder Scrolls Loremaster of NKVA I can assure any roleplayers that this offer is 100% canon, and that all the good davions accepted it and were much happier and better as a result.

[stratagos]

So you want Davion units to move en masse to the DC, presumably joining the High Council, and increasing the power of the faction therein that wants to rein in your trolling.

I think I see a flaw in your cunning plan

[CyclonerM]

Is there any "clan" Davion that i did not know about?

Were i in you, however, i would worry more about Bears and Jaguars eating your planets. You cannot run away from them forever..

Edited by CyclonerM, 26 February 2015 - 05:36 AM.

[YCSLiesmith]

stratagos, on 26 February 2015 - 05:31 AM, said:

So you want Davion units to move en masse to the DC, presumably joining the High Council, and increasing the power of the faction therein that wants to rein in your trolling.

I think I see a flaw in your cunning plan

Unlike other, fascist councils, the Greater Kurita Co-Prosperity Sphere is a loving and supportive government, where all may praise the Dear Coordinator and his boundless nobility in their own way, without being censored or controlled by their overlords. Honored political officer would never use threat of force to control free and open Kuritan press

[Ron Ron]

YCSLiesmith, on 26 February 2015 - 05:41 AM, said:

Unlike other, fascist councils, the Greater Kurita Co-Prosperity Sphere is a loving and supportive government, where all may praise the Dear Coordinator and his boundless nobility in their own way, without being censored or controlled by their overlords. Honored political officer would never use threat of force to control free and open Kuritan press

Truly, Dear Coordinators endless wisdom knows nothing of bounds, as Davion Clanner knows nothing of basic hygiene, hahaha.

[Vassago Rain]

CyclonerM, on 26 February 2015 - 05:36 AM, said:

Is there any "clan" Davion that i did not know about?

Were i in you, however, i would worry more about Bears and Jaguars eating your planets. You cannot run away from them forever..

The golden zerg is the true enemy. Clans are merely a sideshow.

[Texas Merc]

CyclonerM, on 26 February 2015 - 05:36 AM, said:

Were i in you

Please don't be in me or anyone else for that matter.

[DaynarFaol]

"Yellow bird I see.
The gray dragon hides wisely.
Honor is duty."

~Warrior: En Garde

Now please leave the Davion Forums and go troll WoL or something. We do not need useless threads in the Davion forums.

[Chef Kerensky]

I can also write poor imitation of another culture's heritage. Behold:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Davion is bad at video games.

[Mustafa Kemal Ataturk]

ChefGerstmann, on 26 February 2015 - 10:24 AM, said:

I can also write poor imitation of another culture's heritage. Behold:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Davion is bad at video games.

rofl