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#1 PaintedWolf

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 02:09 PM

-In the future, weapons will have amazing ranges. Like 50% accuracy at 180 meters! Fusion power is THAT amazing!

-Plasma weapons are efficient!

-Same armor will protect against heat, electrical, magnetic, kinetic and physical weapons equally well. No nanotech or smart-material used!

-A mech can survive 15-20 missiles, but 1 AC-20 shot will cripple it.

-Mechs can be "climbed on" by infantry, that plant explosives.

-Machine guns are more terrifying to infantry then fusion powered lightning guns.

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:15 PM

- Space ships weighting in at multiple thousands of tons can travel faster than light by using a ridiculously small amount of energy.

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 10:07 PM

Not really a fact, but still ridiculous.. In the battletech novel Exodus Road.. The disgraced clan jaguar mechwarrior trent weakens a Atlas's armor with his PPC and runs straight through the 100 ton mech. Im sorry but not bloody likely the mech would get passed through like a fart in the wind ahah

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 12:02 AM

-A giant 100t battlemech with its huge size that has to be armored is less vulnerable than a 100t tank (despite the fact that we can assume that said tank is more compact and therefore could be much thicker armored with the same weight of armor)

-infantry usually operates together in 20-30 men strong units and stays rather close together, so that they can be better mowed down with Battlemech MGs and Artillery

Edited by Elessar, 31 July 2012 - 12:02 AM.


#5 ragnarawk

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 12:17 AM

1000m is "long" range for missles

#6 Quietly Crazy

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 12:36 AM

-Though weaponized spacecraft exist, most combat still takes place on the ground in battlemechs instead of the enourmous ships bristling with guns.

-Orbital bombardments rarely occur, instead being replaced by battlemechs blowing the hell out of everything

-Faxes are still considered a valid means of transmitting private information. (If you want to avoid Comstar, at least)

-Though the entire galaxy has been searched, only the human race managed to become sentient. No other star system produced what can be considered even semi-intelligent life.

-Hippies still exist, though it's really a cover for terrorism.

#7 Duncan Jr Fischer

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 12:36 AM

One of the most ridiculous facts is that in the 31 millenium some slow bipedal antropomorphic mechs are the most awesome weapons of war.
Well, it would be easier to find what is NOT ridiculous in BT - and it's mostly everything that does not concern technology.

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 12:38 AM

- in the future the death star is STILL NOT FINISHED

Edited by PlagueChampion, 26 June 2013 - 08:23 AM.


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Posted 31 July 2012 - 12:50 AM

-In the future people forgot that fitting a longer barrel to high calibre weapons gives them longer range. (seriously someone can fit a stupidly complex gauss rifle to a Hollander and it never occurred to them to fit a 120mm high velocity cannon?)

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 12:55 AM

- Big guns have short range, while small guns have long range.

Battletech is not about realism, it's about fun... :D

#11 Abagnatius

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:07 AM

View PostQuietly Crazy, on 31 July 2012 - 12:36 AM, said:

-Though weaponized spacecraft exist, most combat still takes place on the ground in battlemechs instead of the enourmous ships bristling with guns.

-Orbital bombardments rarely occur, instead being replaced by battlemechs blowing the hell out of everything

-Faxes are still considered a valid means of transmitting private information. (If you want to avoid Comstar, at least)

-Though the entire galaxy has been searched, only the human race managed to become sentient. No other star system produced what can be considered even semi-intelligent life.

-Hippies still exist, though it's really a cover for terrorism.


To the bolded part:
In a novel, what reads better?

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"John entered his Dragon's cockpit, saying his usual short prayer for good luck. He fastened the belts tightly and put on the neurohelmet. As usual, when the neurohelmet made contact with his brain he had that short moment of dizzyness until the connection was clean and stable. Meanwhile Jannicka - he had named his Dragon after his little sister who was killed in a kurita raid - started up. When she told him that all systems are nominal he wiggled the mech's arms a little, to ensure that the neuroconnection was really proper. "Red 2 ready and nominal" he said. "Red lance, you know the target. Remember, that power generator is vital to the enemy's weaponproduction. Take the generator out and they will be thrown back by months!".
Then the hangar doors opened and John fealt the usual rush of adrenaline in these moments just before the drop when his Mech was hanging high abve a planet's surface. Then the dropping clamps released red lance and the most scary, most dangerous part of the mission, the drop, began.
-snip-
The resistance was only light, some Commandoes piloted by pretty green mechwarriors. They were not much of an obstacle for the 4 Dragons piloted by elite mechwarriors. The mission went well and the generators lay in smoking ruins very quickly."
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Or:
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"John took a sip of his coffee, swearing loudly as it burned his tongue. "Operator, you know the target. Fire when ready." "Understood. Charging weapons." John pressed 2 buttons, charging his OBPPC (Orbital Bombardment Particle Projection Cannon). The green lights flashed as all 5 OBPPC were charged and ready. "Ready, sir!" and then, remembering that he got the fire order already he added quickly "Firing!" and pressed a little red button. 5 bolts of energy lashed down to the weapon production facility, turning it into a big crater. "They won't produce anything down there for centuries!" John said in the euphoria of victory. "Good shot." said his superior.
Now John needed another cup of coffee. Killing was thirsty business after all."
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#12 Theodor Kling

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:29 AM

View PostQuietly Crazy, on 31 July 2012 - 12:36 AM, said:

-Though the entire galaxy has been searched, only the human race managed to become sentient. No other star system produced what can be considered even semi-intelligent life.


Actually only a small part of the galaxy has been visited by jumships. So they might be out there somewhere.. or not :D
  • Computer systems capable of controlling a fusion power plant inside a moving, jumping, falling etc mech are not capable of getting a decent aim for the weapons.
  • Despite mechs positivly glowing from their exess heat, heat seeking missiles are absent.
  • A 100 ton metal mosnter with a fusion reaktor that screams lowdly "HERE" in infrared, on a magnetometer, and probably also in gamma radiation can HIDE behind a building.


#13 phelan

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:30 AM

Haha, I just appreciate that you took the time to write that out.

#14 Feindfeuer

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 01:43 AM

View PostQuietly Crazy, on 31 July 2012 - 12:36 AM, said:

-Though the entire galaxy has been searched, only the human race managed to become sentient. No other star system produced what can be considered even semi-intelligent life.


Not true, the noble Tetatae are a sentinent species that is part of the BT canon


edit: though the existance of the Tetatae could be considered a ridiculous Battletech fact.

Edited by Feindfeuer, 31 July 2012 - 01:44 AM.


#15 Theodor Kling

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:20 AM

View PostFeindfeuer, on 31 July 2012 - 01:43 AM, said:


Not true, the noble Tetatae are a sentinent species that is part of the BT canon


edit: though the existance of the Tetatae could be considered a ridiculous Battletech fact.

Damm, I totally forgot about them.

#16 MrMojoPin

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 02:32 AM

View PostFeindfeuer, on 31 July 2012 - 01:43 AM, said:


Not true, the noble Tetatae are a sentinent species that is part of the BT canon


edit: though the existance of the Tetatae could be considered a ridiculous Battletech fact.

and sadly they do not taste like chicken

#17 Feindfeuer

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 03:02 AM

View PostMrMojoPin, on 31 July 2012 - 02:32 AM, said:

and sadly they do not taste like chicken


Actually, if you read the sarna.net link provided (or the novel that is referenced there) you'll find that they do taste kinda like chicken. ;)

Sarna.net said:

Members of the Vost Lance demonstrated that Tetatae are edible for humans, claiming they "taste a bit like chicken".


#18 BlakesBully

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 03:15 AM

Anybody read the novel "Ideal War"? (the one that was meant to be anti-war but just made me laugh...)

Mechwarriors (after having mowed down pretty many enemy infantrymen) exit their cockpit (in a warzone!) to count bodies for the statistics ;)

Just imagine an F-117 Pilot lands after bombing his target, just to look if he really hit - lol.

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 04:17 PM

View PostTheodor Kling, on 31 July 2012 - 01:29 AM, said:


Actually only a small part of the galaxy has been visited by jumships. So they might be out there somewhere.. or not :)
  • Computer systems capable of controlling a fusion power plant inside a moving, jumping, falling etc mech are not capable of getting a decent aim for the weapons. (Pentium Inside, won't divide)
  • Despite mechs positivly glowing from their exess heat, heat seeking missiles are absent. (You might hit your lancemate in the rear, causing much consternation?)
  • A 100 ton metal mosnter with a fusion reaktor that screams lowdly "HERE" in infrared, on a magnetometer, and probably also in gamma radiation can HIDE behind a building. (Well, they are sheilded.)


Fixed for chuckles :)

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 05:57 PM

View PostTheodor Kling, on 31 July 2012 - 02:20 AM, said:

Damm, I totally forgot about them.


The Sword and the Dagger The novel is also notable for featuring the Swamp people, one of only two instances of (possibly) intelligent alien life in the entire BattleTech universe.





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