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[Corvus Antaka]

3000 damage small laser?

[Sephlock]

Everyone forced to use a special commando with one SRM2, a machinegun, and a flamer.

[darkfall13]

xengk, on 11 March 2013 - 09:17 AM, said:

- Replacing Betty's voice with someone from PGI
- Replacing weapon sound effects with gag sound

So this; if they do it a la Wave Race 64

[Alois Hammer]

Krazyjim, on 11 March 2013 - 09:21 AM, said:

Everyone skinned as an Urbanmech for the whole day

This. Nothing screams April 1st like getting trolled by a bunch of trashcans walking in slow motion.

[Davers]

Cairbre, on 11 March 2013 - 09:38 AM, said:

Release the Urbanmech, unchanged from its tabletop roots.

Give the players something they want, that is absolutely terrible.

Yup. One of the quirks would be you couldn't upgrade the engine.

[xengk]

Alois Hammer, on 11 March 2013 - 02:39 PM, said:

This. Nothing screams April 1st like getting trolled by a bunch of trashcans walking in slow motion.

plus replacing all weapon sound with R2D2 beeping noise

[Sean von Steinike]

Imagine, a 1 day sale on Urbanmechs and they will only sell them every April Fools. They's make a killing.

[LittleGrim]

Commando's are made atlas size and atlai are made commando size!

[CrashieJ]

everybody plays as infantry against AI mechs
Training Mode has AI mechs actually try to hunt you down and kill you
5% chance to drop as a gold-colored Urbanmech with infinite ammo
15% chance where both teams dissolute abd the match becomes a "last man standing" free for all
*new map* Steiner Colosseum with 1% drop chance WITH voice over by DUNCAN FISHER (George Ledoux)

Edited by gavilatius, 12 March 2013 - 01:38 AM.

[JuiceKeeper]

i can imagine announcing them on 1st april CW and clans

[Kaspirikay]

>Apr 1st

>Log in
>All your mechs are now Cicadas named "Garth Mobile"
>4 mgs only

>mfw

[Thorqemada]

The Incoming Missiles msg is replaced by Garths "So many Missiles - OMG - so many Missiles!" - every missiles atack will become a single LRM5 volley

[Michael Costanza]

Flipping mechs over so their feet are in the air and their head drags along the ground.

The ability to walk on the "underside" of the map. As an example, people would walk "downhill" to the theta capture point on Caustic Valley.

Making the water on River Colony overheat like caustic valley.

Spawning all 16 mechs within a random 50x50 area facing random directions.

Oh, and instead of Urbanmechs, do Urbanmech-IIC

[Monkey Bone]

April's fool patch;
-Added coolant
-Added airstrike
-Removed TBT-7K; Replaced with a hero mech which has ballistic hardpoints

[Scrawny Cowboy]

All these crazy ideas... I'm afraid to log in on April first now...

[GalaxyBluestar]

announcements as follows.

ecm gets buff
srms gets buff
consumables gets buff
ac20's gets buff

atlas ddc is removed
a1's are removed
3ls are removed
stalker 3fs are removed.

narcs cause instant death

Edited by GalaxyBluestar, 12 March 2013 - 02:48 AM.

[TheCaptainJZ]

I would not be surprised if there was an annoucement of any of the following being done or released the following day:
- Community warfare
- Urbanmech
- Clan mechs/clan invasion
- New gamemode (dropship?)
- New map (desert? or something else if desert comes this month)

[ShadowDarter]

Paul's voice saying...

"Welcome to the dark side" as your mech starts up

Edited by ShadowDarter, 12 March 2013 - 03:33 AM.

[loliza]

scruffy416, on 11 March 2013 - 09:46 AM, said:

Replace Bitchin' Betty with Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. Have him detail why your `Mech load-out is all wrong instead of doing the power-up sequence.

THIS WOULD BE EPIC......

[RapierE01]

Everybody get a Free Clan Mech without any Hardpoints.