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#21 Esplodin

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 03:51 PM

Had a collision shudder explosion in my 5D with a trenchbucket. In mid-air. Took about a minute.

#22 Vassago Rain

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:05 PM

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You get the last shot in before you die. That's what it's there for.

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DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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No comment

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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE USED! DON'T JUDGE ME!

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It's steaksauce time!

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Now I know what you're all thinking, but I assure you, it's exactly what it looks like.

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Related to the issues at hand.

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Extremely rare footage of an actual death by enemy fire.

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BLAST!

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He wanted to take the ears off, and he did.

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Shot through the core!
And you're to blame!
This atlas DDC!
Has no mix-up aerial game!

#23 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:06 PM

View PostVassago Rain, on 18 March 2013 - 04:03 PM, said:

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PHWOAR! Look at the nuts on those!
huehuehuehuehue...

#24 Vassago Rain

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:09 PM

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Die standing.

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The implication is rigor mortis.

#25 Istral

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:10 PM

A few incidents come to mind.
In the first one I was driving my K2, rounded a corner of caustic and came face to face with a boom cat. We were both internal in the CT, and we both pulled the trigger at the same times, so synchronized death!

Start of the match in my Spider 5D, go full speed, all of the sudden lose control of my mech and my ability to type, run into a rock. Fifty seconds later, the enemy Jenner takes the time to core my from behind while our Atlas is standing a few meters to my left.

And the best for last. Driving my 5D on frozen city, lost a leg and the other one is dark red in the internals. Stopped long enough to type "Blow on my leg and I die" friendly Ilya steps on my right before I hit enter and kills me.

#26 Vassago Rain

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:10 PM

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DFC STEAK is very good at breakdancing.

#27 Vassago Rain

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:14 PM

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You're supposed to override and drain your life so you can kill enemy atluses faster in the tunnel.

#28 Krzysztof z Bagien

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:16 PM

And everething you posted here, and a lot more, with the sounds of this magnificent song!

Be safe around mechs!

Edited by Krzysztof z Bagien, 18 March 2013 - 04:16 PM.


#29 The Silent Protagonist

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:26 PM

View PostKrzysztof z Bagien, on 18 March 2013 - 04:16 PM, said:

And everething you posted here, and a lot more, with the sounds of this magnificent song!

Be safe around mechs!

You beat me to it by 10 seconds! Quality listening.

#30 Empedocles

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:33 PM

I have mentioned it before, but I managed to die in the training grounds... :)

I was exploring Alpine and saw this platform way up high at the edge of the map, and I said to myself, I bet the views great from up there. I had to go out of bounds to reach it and it would appear that 10 seconds just isn't enough time...

#31 Kaarde

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:34 PM

With all of Vassago's death scenes I'm beginning to see a You Tube web series forming here. Something along the lines of Many Shades of Vassago's Death.

#32 Nathan Foxbane

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:41 PM

Catch friendly LRMs meant to kill a RVN-3L. Luckly it caught more LRMs and died shortly afterwards.

#33 Lyteros

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:47 PM

Silly ways to die? How about beeing coolant-flushed?


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#34 Revolver Kirin

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:51 PM

In one of the few matches where I accomplished something other than dying uselessly(I'm good on some maps, but I never seem to drop on those maps), I ended up in a huge every man for himself all in brawl. Kept overheating, kept overriding the shutdown. Then I blow up. I had overridden my shutdown one too many times. I don't think there is anything more embarrassing.

#35 Commander Kobold

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:54 PM

View PostAlik Kerensky, on 18 March 2013 - 03:50 PM, said:

Jenner D... was killed by LRM fire on Caustic, and then hit by 6 or 7 waves after the first one had already killed me. :)


feel the hate?

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:55 PM

View PostLyteros, on 18 March 2013 - 04:47 PM, said:

Silly ways to die? How about beeing coolant-flushed?


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I'd have expected to see a pic of a raven standing on the back of a dead atlas picking away at its internals like some carrion foul...but not this. I'm not sure if you win the thread or get the trophy for the most disturbing post..lol

#37 Budor

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:56 PM

I wonder what treasures await me in that cave? I hope theres no spiders inthere!

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Edited by Budor, 18 March 2013 - 05:00 PM.


#38 Flying Judgement

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 05:10 PM

so it burn out ? :) need mor storrys

#39 TempestWolf1

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 05:21 PM

A spider hid behind a dragon i was about to alpha with 6 large lasers....... the dragon moved away...

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 05:25 PM

One of my first matches I was running a trial Cent and was following the admonition of a Stalker pilot...keep close and don't let the lights chew him up. A Raven came in and started circling the Stalker shooting him to pieces with me following behind trying to tag him. The Raven proved smarter than me and led me right in front of the Stalker as he belated unloaded an alpha at the light mech. I caught the full blast in my backside and evaporated.





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