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#1 Milkshakes

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:44 PM

Is it just me or is the English in the ISN news flashes deteriorating with each passing day? I know it's a minor portion of the menu but the laxity toward proper language is troubling. I see the errors in the press releases, patch notes, the aforementioned ISN flashes and pretty much everywhere. C'mon PGI, you have millions of our dollars, hire a copy editor. At the very least re-read what you've written.

#2 Roadbeer

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:46 PM

Or, God forbid... SPELLCHECK

#3 stjobe

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:48 PM

View PostRoadbeer, on 11 April 2013 - 12:46 PM, said:

SPELLCHECK

Lostech.

#4 Tickdoff Tank

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:49 PM

View Poststjobe, on 11 April 2013 - 12:48 PM, said:

Lostech.


I suppose we can lump Spellcheck in with rear view mirrors, MGs and reclining seats, all under the Lostech umbrella.

Edited by Tickdoff Tank, 11 April 2013 - 12:49 PM.


#5 FupDup

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:53 PM

View PostTickdoff Tank, on 11 April 2013 - 12:49 PM, said:


I suppose we can lump Spellcheck in with rear view mirrors, MGs and reclining seats, all under the Lostech umbrella.

And cupholders.

#6 Volt Corsair

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:53 PM

View PostTickdoff Tank, on 11 April 2013 - 12:49 PM, said:


I suppose we can lump Spellcheck in with rear view mirrors, MGs and reclining seats, all under the Lostech umbrella.


Don't forget toasters. We don't know whether or not all toasters toasted toast.

#7 FupDup

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:54 PM

View PostVolt Opt Construct, on 11 April 2013 - 12:53 PM, said:


Don't forget toasters. We don't know whether or not all toasters toasted toast.

Nah. If toasters were Lostech, why would we have all of these poptarts?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:55 PM

I thought for toast they held up giant walls of bread to a Firestarter and used the flamers and then cut it into small pieces?

You're telling me we could toast our bread in a small metal box that could easily fit on a counter?!

#9 Appogee

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:56 PM

They are simulating a Bladerunneresque future of multicultural slanglish.

#10 jeffsw6

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:57 PM

Too busy designing the 6 x ballistic Spider.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 12:58 PM

View PostTickdoff Tank, on 11 April 2013 - 12:49 PM, said:


I suppose we can lump Spellcheck in with rear view mirrors, MGs and reclining seats, all under the Lostech umbrella.


For the love of god please tell me clippy is in there too, "It looks like you're trying to get a lock, Would you like help?"

#12 Nathan Foxbane

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:00 PM

View PostFupDup, on 11 April 2013 - 12:54 PM, said:

Nah. If toasters were Lostech, why would we have all of these poptarts?

Toaster ovens still work?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:00 PM

View Postmatux, on 11 April 2013 - 12:58 PM, said:


For the love of god please tell me clippy is in there too, "It looks like you're trying to get a lock, Would you like help?"

Clippy was reverse-engineered Clantech.

#14 King Arthur IV

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:01 PM

get back to you after my 7month translates.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:02 PM

View PostFupDup, on 11 April 2013 - 01:00 PM, said:

Clippy was reverse-engineered Clantech.


PARADOX!!!

#16 FupDup

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:05 PM

View PostVolt Opt Construct, on 11 April 2013 - 01:02 PM, said:


PARADOX!!!



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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:06 PM

I'd be happy if they would just set up a program to post on weekends and holidays and days they just didn't feel like posting. And maybe also if they didn't post the same news two days in a row.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:07 PM

View Postaniviron, on 11 April 2013 - 01:06 PM, said:

And maybe also if they didn't post the same news two days in a row.


You obviously don't watch the 'real' news do you?

#19 Sadistic Savior

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:07 PM

You Brits need to get over it. There is no "U" in "Armor" or "Honor".

Even you people do not pronounce it "Armoooor". Stop it.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:10 PM

I like it... it gives it a Ye olde Tyme feel. It gives a nice counterbalance to LOL, OMMFG, L2P



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