235 replies to this topic

[Mike Forst]

Krazy Kat, on 31 May 2013 - 04:38 PM, said:

Hey mike are you a real person or a bad AI bot?

No. I am a real human being who just likes to post

Alekzander Smirnoff, on 01 June 2013 - 08:31 AM, said:

I challenge Mike to use two sentences of 10 words or greater in one post...

I have accepted your challenge and have fulfilled it's terms.

Ter Ushaka, on 01 June 2013 - 10:56 PM, said:

So what do you do when a hardware vendor drops the ball on planned upgrades or important emergency upgrades?

I work around it as best I can while I work with the vendor to fix the problem.

[Ryvucz]

Mike Forst, on 05 June 2013 - 03:11 PM, said:

I work around it as best I can while I work with the vendor to fix the problem.

This is too serious of a post, I demand a work around until it can be less serious.

[3Xtr3m3]

Current news is big on Chinese hacks to corporate and government networks.
Any evidence of your network being targeted?

Picturing Chinese nerd drooling over the mechs and weapons.

[Noesis]

Do you get paid in maple syrup?

[Willie Sauerland]

Do you allow a back door to your network
so Comstar can get oodles of indiscriminate information
on all factions within the universe?

Have they provided the necessary legal documentation
or has PGIGP done this of their own free will?

[Mike Forst]

3Xtr3m3, on 07 June 2013 - 07:40 PM, said:

Current news is big on Chinese hacks to corporate and government networks.
Any evidence of your network being targeted?

Picturing Chinese nerd drooling over the mechs and weapons.

No

Noesis, on 08 June 2013 - 06:17 AM, said:

Do you get paid in maple syrup?

No

Willie Sauerland, on 10 June 2013 - 07:17 AM, said:

Do you allow a back door to your network
so Comstar can get oodles of indiscriminate information
on all factions within the universe?

Have they provided the necessary legal documentation
or has PGIGP done this of their own free will?

No and no

[Soy]

How often do you take a dump at work. Daily? 2x? Maybe just once a week?

Edited by Soy, 10 June 2013 - 07:41 AM.

[Mike Forst]

What's wrong with you?

[Soy]

That's not a ******* answer, that's question.

Seriously - how often do you take a dump while at work?

Cuz if it's often, I'd speculate that it's cuz you are trying to avoid work or are having trouble with some project. What, too deep for you?

If you will not answer that first question, then fine... answer this - do you smoke, and if so, how many smoke breaks do you take a day.

[Mike Forst]

I do not smoke

[Soy]

You are boring as ****.

[Mike Forst]

Sorry

[Soy]

It's cool just thought you should know.

Here's another question for you:

What do you do to relax or for fun while on the job?

[Mike Forst]

Walk, play MWO, read. There's probably more but that's the common stuff

[IronChance]

Mike Forst, on 10 June 2013 - 07:42 AM, said:

What's wrong with you?

We're still not sure. We've got a full team of mathematicians tallying it all up now, but we may never know the final answer. It's best to just keep him in a cage and try to duck when he starts throwing feces.

Edited by IronChance, 10 June 2013 - 11:46 AM.

[Mike Forst]

I wouldn't worry about it all that much

[Soy]

Yes, definitely duck, my poop bombs HURT.

[Mike Forst]

Maybe you should see a doctor

[Soy]

It's probably indigestion.

Do you have your own parking spot by the front of the office with your name on it?

If not, why?

[Sealawyer]

Is posting fun? Or is it a release from a stressful day at a game company?