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[Numlock1776]

Some goon running a recruitment scam probably contacted that guy while fishing for marks.

[Barry Mckenzie]

the poor bird looks drunk is that why its called The Mittini bird...30 days ban lol

[Sundiver]

Killed 'em by the scores in Eve, reckon I can do the same here. They'll just be easier than average targets. Maybe we can setup some training battles so my new guys can have gunnery practice?

[Arthinas]

Serevn, on 11 June 2012 - 07:06 PM, said:

Yeah its epic... but you guys went from trolling naturally in self defense to aggressive hardcore trolling.

Comrade Serevn, we must accept all peoples and races in our mutual struggle against the vicious forces of Davion imperialism, be they human or Tetatae!

[Serevn]

Arthinas, on 11 June 2012 - 07:32 PM, said:

Comrade Serevn, we must accept all peoples and races in our mutual struggle against the vicious forces of Davion imperialism, be they human or Tetatae!

... *facepalm*... alright I'll roll with the Tetatae. I'm sure their skilled in death from above maneuvers.

[Harabec Weathers]

Sundiver, on 11 June 2012 - 07:23 PM, said:

Killed 'em by the scores in Eve, reckon I can do the same here. They'll just be easier than average targets. Maybe we can setup some training battles so my new guys can have gunnery practice?

Man I'm starting to get deja vu from these posts. I swear I read this thing already yesterday or the day before.

[Two Beans]

Barry Mckenzie, on 11 June 2012 - 07:20 PM, said:

the poor bird looks drunk is that why its called The Mittini bird...30 days ban lol

Sir, if you look at the video in question you can plainly see that the bird is called a "Dubstep Bird". Some people, geez.

[Obeast]

fil5000, on 11 June 2012 - 05:19 AM, said:

They've never really been who you're SUPPOSED to root for in the novels, mostly because of Stackpole's fondness for Davion, but frankly they've got way more to offer. I mean hell, they bombed their own capital city to dust to show the Davions not to mess with them - that's the sort of thing goons would do (although we'd doubtless make sure the bombs left the pattern of a massive dong on the planet's surface).

This ^^ is win.

[Hagetaka]

Numlock1776, on 11 June 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

I just read the Stackpole novels about that clan invasion and that doctor chick should have gave that Traitor Spawn kid some meds.

For some reason when Stackpole is describing her boobies I had the most uncomfortable feeling the guy really wasn't speaking from personal knowledge

Like the "bag of sand" line from 40 year old virgin


lol had to edit this because it literally censored the actual medical term

Edited by Hagetaka, 11 June 2012 - 08:03 PM.

[GearBoxClock]

Sundiver, on 11 June 2012 - 07:23 PM, said:

Killed 'em by the scores in Eve, reckon I can do the same here. They'll just be easier than average targets. Maybe we can setup some training battles so my new guys can have gunnery practice?

I'm quacking in my boots irl

*Edit* Tetatae quack, right?

Edited by GearBoxClock, 11 June 2012 - 08:07 PM.

[wargames]

GearBoxClock, on 11 June 2012 - 08:05 PM, said:

*Edit* Tetatae quack, right?

That is fairly racist sir, Tatatae SQUAWK not quack.

[Skadi]

Gaspard, on 09 June 2012 - 01:53 AM, said:

Alls I know is that I have stairs in my house and am protected.

No offense to the goons, but i lol'd irl.

[Thomas Oreland]

Goons lol! They aren't even worth the pixels it takes to spell FU.

[Slammer]

So confused on this whole thread. One person says this group "goons" are horrible dispicable low life gamer trash possibly the anti-christ of online games.. Then someone else says that they're just a large group pf people who play together and try and make games more comical and fun to their group of gamers. If they do have such a large group of gamers who are intrested in playing MWO fine the more players the better I say.

[Two Beans]

Thomas Oreland, on 11 June 2012 - 08:19 PM, said:

Goons lol! They aren't even worth the pixels it takes to spell FU.

look at you.

[Serevn]

Slammer, on 11 June 2012 - 08:21 PM, said:

So confused on this whole thread. One person says this group "goons" are horrible dispicable low life gamer trash possibly the anti-christ of online games.. Then someone else says that they're just a large group pf people who play together and try and make games more comical and fun to their group of gamers. If they do have such a large group of gamers who are intrested in playing MWO fine the more players the better I say.

They have huge player base, all with split personalities.

[Mimsy]

Slammer, on 11 June 2012 - 08:21 PM, said:

So confused on this whole thread. One person says this group "goons" are horrible dispicable low life gamer trash possibly the anti-christ of online games.. Then someone else says that they're just a large group pf people who play together and try and make games more comical and fun to their group of gamers. If they do have such a large group of gamers who are intrested in playing MWO fine the more players the better I say.

You missed the part where goons regularly donate large sums of money to charity to help with things like disaster relief and feeding and educating people in underdeveloped countries. So obviously the part about goons being sent from hell is the true one.

Edited by Mimsy, 11 June 2012 - 08:35 PM.

[GearBoxClock]

Slammer, on 11 June 2012 - 08:21 PM, said:

So confused on this whole thread. One person says this group "goons" are horrible dispicable low life gamer trash possibly the anti-christ of online games.. Then someone else says that they're just a large group pf people who play together and try and make games more comical and fun to their group of gamers. If they do have such a large group of gamers who are intrested in playing MWO fine the more players the better I say.

We are an all encompassing swarm, dedicated to eliminating those that take giant robot games way too seriously.

*Edit* Also we are worse than space hitler

Edited by GearBoxClock, 11 June 2012 - 08:31 PM.

[Harabec Weathers]

Slammer, on 11 June 2012 - 08:21 PM, said:

So confused on this whole thread. One person says this group "goons" are horrible dispicable low life gamer trash possibly the anti-christ of online games.. Then someone else says that they're just a large group pf people who play together and try and make games more comical and fun to their group of gamers. If they do have such a large group of gamers who are intrested in playing MWO fine the more players the better I say.

We have the power to make people shocking upset with us when we win*, at which point they tend to snap a little like poor Maximillian Liao and just kinda go frothing at the mouth.

*And sometimes when we lose. Or do much of anything really, such as simply exist.

Edited by Harabec Weathers, 11 June 2012 - 08:33 PM.

[Fyad]

Slammer, on 11 June 2012 - 08:21 PM, said:

So confused on this whole thread. One person says this group "goons" are horrible dispicable low life gamer trash possibly the anti-christ of online games.. Then someone else says that they're just a large group pf people who play together and try and make games more comical and fun to their group of gamers. If they do have such a large group of gamers who are intrested in playing MWO fine the more players the better I say.

Right on!