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#1 hammerreborn

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 02:39 PM

Updated For June 21 Heavy vs World Tournament, which has a new damage forumla, in which damage is actually halved compared to previous tournaments, putting an even greater focus on kill steals

Steps are in order of requirement:

Pre-Game requirements:

1) Have no life. Not literally, of course, because then you'd be dead. But essentially your entire weekend better be open if you want a good chance at winning this. You need at least 200 games to even remotely have a shot at the title, and really, more than 300 is for a realistic chance, unless you're playing a medium class that isn't used very often (for this particular tourney).

The reason: So that you increase your chances of everything below

2) Weapons, weapons, weapons. Bring nothing but the biggest and best.

The reason: The only thing that distinguishes you from every other schmoe in the tournament is how much damage you do and how much you can kill steal. That TAG that you use to help your team, scrap it. Helping your team is a negative. Unless you're using streaks, you shouldn't even have BAP, because that's a medium laser that could be had instead.

3) Either tank your Elo or find some helpful friends

The reason:
Elo - Playing against poorer players increases your chances of stomping them
Friends - While there are accusations of cheating and it was reviewed last time, no one is sure what they actually look for. Don't be obvious about it, switch your clan logos, alternate which people you're dropping with, and sync drop to your hearts delight. Having one top game with friend A and another game with friend B over the course of hundreds of games will probably not stand out! And if it does, hey, we know for the future right?

4) Multiple mechs of the same type:

The reason: To churn out the required games, you're going to need to be in and out as quickly as possible, and multiple mechs guarentee that you'll never be looking at the "not ready" light.

5) Have some modicum of skill

The reason: Even if you follow all of my tips for excellence, if you're a drooling monkey that still has their arms locked to the torso, you're probably not winning this.



In-Game:

1) SCREW your team

The reason: They are only there to soak up hits. You stand right behind that guy and let him get shot, you kill steal that mech a light has been working 3 minutes on. You SHOOT anyone that's on the enemy cap (you should be able to make up all the team damage by the end of the match). Block their shots with your body so that you can get that kill in

2) Don't play to win, play to hurt

The reason: While you do need to win to earn the maximal amount of points, you're looking to cripple mechs, not outright destroy them, unless not doing so will mean a teammate will kill it instead

3) Don't play to win, part 2: Never cap

The reason: Capping will not get you ANYWHERE in this tournament, in fact its a complete detriment as you set yourself for failure if theres any chance of a tiebreaker. Unless you're missing a leg, and arm, and only have a medium laser remaining, you hunt that last mech down and exploit every ounce of damage you can out of him.

4) KILL STEAL

The reason: Each kill is worth 300 600!!! points of damage. Enough said

5) HIT EVERYONE

The reason: Each grazed target is worth 150 450 damage.

6) Ignore Lights

The reason: Except for reasons 4 or 5, lights take too much work to kill, and don't take enough damage to really pad your stats. Unless you're streaking it, in which case you should go wear your dunce hat in a corner, the time wasted shooting unsuccessfully at that Jenner is time you could be shooting that unmoving highlander instead.


The luck:

Luck is pretty much the biggest factor in this game to win a tournament

What you need to happen and games to look out for

1) An enemy team that is good enough to not get destroyed by your team, but not enough to kill you

The reason: If your team gets stomped, that's a loss. But you need them not to be derpy enough to charge into the line and die within 20s so you can't even get a hit on everyone.

2) A friendly team that is good enough to win, but not enough to destroy the enemy team

The reason: Similar to above, if you team rolls 8-0 that doesn't give you enough time to rack up all the damage you need to win this thing.

3) Enemy team has to be fat, really, really, fat.

The reason: Fatter targets = more armor = more damage.

4) NOOOOOOOO NOT AN XL!!!! /cry

The reason: Each XL enemy drastically lowers your potential damage output

5) AFKs/DCs, a gift from god

The reason: Free damage. Seriously, wail away at a DCed atlas, get 900 points, profit, it's so easy a caveman could do it!

Edited by hammerreborn, 21 June 2013 - 09:13 AM.


#2 Corvus Antaka

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 02:41 PM

Translation:

"Having skill will mean nothing in terms of who wins. This undoubtably means that I am the greatest, regardless of the results."

#3 hammerreborn

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 02:59 PM

View PostColonel Pada Vinson, on 24 May 2013 - 02:41 PM, said:

Translation:

"Having skill will mean nothing in terms of who wins. This undoubtably means that I am the greatest, regardless of the results."


No, just facts.

Here, here is a nice example of my steps working!

Posted Image

The D-DC, who was clearly carrying the team, gets 161 points for his effort.

My ninja Killstealing on the other hand?

192

Good job D-DC guy, I'm that much higher on the rankings cause of your work.

Now I just have to repeat this 9 more times.

#4 ICUBurn

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 03:35 PM

like i said i9n the other posts. these are just grind fests that reward who can play the longest.

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 06:09 PM

View Posthammerreborn, on 24 May 2013 - 02:59 PM, said:


No, just facts.

Here, here is a nice example of my steps working!

Posted Image

The D-DC, who was clearly carrying the team, gets 161 points for his effort.

My ninja Killstealing on the other hand?

192

Good job D-DC guy, I'm that much higher on the rankings cause of your work.

Now I just have to repeat this 9 more times.



So what you're saying is you have to play like a kill stealing, wuss, sync dropping, exploiting **** to win a tournament? I'm glad I've never entered one.

#6 hammerreborn

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 06:15 PM

View PostNARCoMAN, on 24 May 2013 - 06:09 PM, said:



So what you're saying is you have to play like a kill stealing, wuss, sync dropping, exploiting **** to win a tournament? I'm glad I've never entered one.


....yes :D

#7 Sam Slade

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 06:27 PM

sad but true

#8 hammerreborn

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 06:31 PM

Note that as of now, my methods (sans sync dropping because I'm not that lame) have landed me in 6th.

But those two words that haunt all men will prevent me from playing the rest of the weekend.

"The Wife"

#9 Krazy Kat

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 06:40 PM

Here's a casual player's view. I don't expect to win. I don't even hope to get in the top ten. But I would like to get a decent score.

1. Best of 10 matches. That means you must play 10 matches for a good score.

2. My PUG win/loss ratio is around 1.0. So to get 10 wins I need to play 20 matches for a better score.

3. I tend to be aggressive. Especially with mediums. Run and gun. So I die before the end half the time. So to get 10 wins where I survive until the end I need to play 40 matches for an even better score.

4. Of all the games where we win and I survive, I score really well in about half the games. So to get 10 wins where I survive until the end and I do really well I need to play 80 matches for a really good score.

80 games isn't really a grind for some folks, but it is to me.

#10 FluffyMoth

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 08:31 AM

Can they like stop being weekend only. Some of us work all weekend =(

#11 Exoth3rmic

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 08:36 AM

Well, its telling to me that a lot of the people in the rankings are people i've never heard of, kudos to them and hopefully i'll raise myself to their Elo one day.

#12 Thoummim

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 08:37 AM

I've been the 1st cent twice in this tourney (now 7th I have stop the grinding fest), I have to say its partially true.

#13 Budor

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 08:59 AM

Putting wang on the medium map by just playing like i always do. Haters gonna hate.

#14 p00k

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 10:27 AM

considering i made it to the top 5 last night before being informed i had apparently been opted in by the pgi gods, i'm gonna say...no.

#15 Sensator

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 10:30 AM

Well I gave it a crack but I think it's time to throw in the towel at third. I was content to stay up and keep going to beat Budor's solid 1940~ but he just topped his own score again. Damn, GG.

#16 Nuduri

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 10:33 AM

Well there should be a disclaimer "or play assault". Nevertheless, I'm pretty happy with my 1565 score with Spider-5D. If I got more time next tourney, I'll aim for top ten to school you ez-mode jenner pilots.

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 12:45 PM

I like to think I am playing honest. I'm in my Cent-AL with two PPCs and a LL and I even dropped a XL into it and didn't miss a beat , which shocked me. On Saturday I was in 8th place in the morning and then went up to a friends cabin with the family. Now I'm at 46th and will drop further cause I really don't care.
I was at the point that I would have to start waiting around and kill stealing. I would often be tops in damage have a pile of assists and a couple kills, not good enough. I'm in the Cent it should never clean the board in kills no medium should. You don't have the firepower to overwhelm anyone and in PUGs teamwork is not really a possibility often. So play 200-400 game hope the stars align and you get a couple magical games where everything falls into place.

#18 w0rm

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 02:21 PM

tourney weekends are the worst weekends to play.

Basicly everyone play like a tard to rack up high scores, by spraying damage left and right.

Edited by w0rm, 26 May 2013 - 02:34 PM.


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Posted 08 June 2013 - 09:52 AM

1-cooland flush
2-Use the cheese buitld of the meta
3-Forget your RL for the tournament days
4-Forget your RL for the tournament days
5-Forget your RL for the tournament days

Edit.: I just found out that i gravedigged, i am sorry

Edited by M0rpHeu5, 08 June 2013 - 09:54 AM.


#20 hammerreborn

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Posted 21 June 2013 - 08:31 AM

View PostM0rpHeu5, on 08 June 2013 - 09:52 AM, said:

1-cooland flush
2-Use the cheese buitld of the meta
3-Forget your RL for the tournament days
4-Forget your RL for the tournament days
5-Forget your RL for the tournament days

Edit.: I just found out that i gravedigged, i am sorry


That's okay, bumping again for the new tournament.

OH LOOK DAMAGE IS THE ONLY THING AWARDED AGAIN!

SO MUCH FOR ROLE WARFARE AMIRITE?





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