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[Alaskan Nobody]

Excellent!
Next milestone - 1000!

In other Excellence - I managed to snag one of the 4(!) copies of Majora's Mask 3D the store had.

[StompingOnTanks]

My little brother showed me this.

In a WWII minis game we play together called Flames of War, at one point in time large numbers of players started using illegal Japanese army builds to gain an unfair advantage. In response to the epidemic, the creators, Battlefront Miniatures, added this unit to their rulebook.

Spoiler

The small print reads:

HQ Unit: Ground Observer Carbine Team - Someone had to do it... And you were selected.

Combat Team: B-29 Superfortress with 1 Atomic Bomb.

Rules: Target any player using an unauthorized Japanese Intelligence Briefing (army build).

Roll a die. On a roll of 1+, all miniatures within a 10 foot radius are destroyed and cannot be used in any game for the next 250 years.

I was laughing so hard I thought my sides would split.

[Mech42Ace]

Lol yes! The B-29 summons all!
Edit: Congrats shar! How many people did you have to tackle?

Edited by Mech42Ace, 13 February 2015 - 04:29 PM.

[TheSilken]

Hahaha that's how you fix cheese builds w/out messing other stuff up.PGI and GW could learn a thing or two from this.....

[Alaskan Nobody]

Mech42Ace, on 13 February 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Edit: Congrats shar! How many people did you have to tackle?

None!
There were three people in the store (Small GameStop) other than me, counting the 2 people behind the register

[990Dreams]

I found an old Heavy Gear 2 CD. Now I'm going to get virtual box and rule Heavy Gear AND MechWarrior.

[StompingOnTanks]

So if the World of Blake built a KF-Drive Emperor Titan that could jump between planets... How do we stop it?

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 15 February 2015 - 03:45 PM.

[TheSilken]

Easy: Teleport the planets also. Make it chase them

[StompingOnTanks]

But that would take years to prepare, possibly decades, so we need a faster solution.

We could vacate the ship and crash Iceless into it, but I doubt Xphr and the ruling cat council would approve. We could nuke it but it's a freaking Wobbified Emperor Titan, it'd probably survive. Our best bet would be to cross universes and ask the Imperium for help. Or, I have Super Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann on speed-dial.

[Sizzles]

Call up Char Aznable, but make sure you have you're anti-backstab vest on.

[StompingOnTanks]

But how does a Zaku Commander Type have enough firepower to take on an Imperial Titan? They're 300 freaking feet tall and their guns can wipe out an army in one blast.

[Mech42Ace]

Sizzles, on 15 February 2015 - 06:23 PM, said:

anti-backstab vest

"You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in."

[Sizzles]

StompingOnTanks, on 15 February 2015 - 06:24 PM, said:

But how does a Zaku Commander Type have enough firepower to take on an Imperial Titan? They're 300 freaking feet tall and their guns can wipe out an army in one blast.

Keeping in mind that the mobile suit was originally built to take out massive targets, IE space ships like the Magellan Class battleships the EFF has. I'm fairly certain he could pull it off.

And if the plot called for those ships to hit anything, I'm fairly certain that they could wipe out armies from orbit.

[TheSilken]

All we have to do is declare it an Imperial relic and the Mechanicus will come take it, place it in a glass box, and pray to it.

That or declare that it has Xenos technology and let the inquisition seize it

[StompingOnTanks]

Okay, but now we have a bigger problem. Literally.


The WoB had FIVE Imperial Titans, plus a transformable mechanical moon, and now they've transformed and combined into Space Tenga Toppa Imperial Titan Voltron and it is crushing wave after wave of Imperium, Clan and IS fleets.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 16 February 2015 - 03:45 AM.

[TheSilken]

Death Star drive-by should work

[Sizzles]

But what if the Tyranids and the arachnids from StarShip Troopers team up?

[990Dreams]

Did we ever cover what we win?

[TheSilken]

We bust out Super Raid and exterminate their asses

[StompingOnTanks]

DavidHurricane, on 16 February 2015 - 07:26 AM, said:

Did we ever cover what we win?

We don't win. We just survive Space Tenga Toppa Imperial Titan Voltron.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 16 February 2015 - 11:57 AM.