3Rd Takata Lancers - Website And Recruiting
#101
Posted 05 September 2014 - 10:42 PM
#102
Posted 12 September 2014 - 08:03 AM
We emphasise player enjoyment over running 'meta' or specific builds, generally because each of us has our own styles and wants.
#103
Posted 13 September 2014 - 09:12 AM
#104
Posted 13 September 2014 - 10:11 PM
#105
Posted 16 September 2014 - 11:17 AM
I wanted to ask, if you guys still have room for a casual EU player of questionable skill like myself
#106
Posted 16 September 2014 - 11:27 AM
We are always happy to meet and drop with people.
#107
Posted 10 October 2014 - 12:53 AM
...and I like the 3rd Takata Lancers.
...so much that we've decided to back our old brothers up as part of our glorious return.
#108
Posted 11 October 2014 - 08:14 AM
#109
Posted 02 November 2014 - 11:59 AM
#110
Posted 15 November 2014 - 07:14 AM
Nine.
One to propose the use of an assault-class light bulb with as many heavy weapons as can be placed on it.
One to argue that the light bulb should have some recon elements and perhaps some combined arms support.
One Cincinnatus member to assassinate the second one for being a "Davionist spy."
Three social generals to spend four months politicking over who gets to command the operation to change the light bulb.
One Archon to give the contract to the Kell Hounds, just so it will get done.
One Kell Hounds member to actually change the light bulb, but not without an awkward sequence where the socket doesn't show up on scanners for a moment.
One Skye noble to wonder loudly just what kind of light bulb requires weapons and armor and to threaten to secede.
How many Capellans does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to plant a double in the Federated Suns' Ministry of Changing Light Bulbs (Internal Division) to find out how the FedRats do it.
One to point out that the FedSuns has been very efficient when it comes to changing light bulbs and that perhaps the CapCon should try it that way once, after making sure that the new bulbs won't blow up when exposed to an obscure gas.
One to argue that whatever success the Davions have in changing light bulbs must be despite, rather than because of, their decadent practices and that the Capellans should find out how the ancient Han changed light bulbs and do it that way. XIN SHENG!
One Maskirovka agent to kill both of the preceding for implying that the Capellan Confederation's current ability to change light bulbs is anything but satisfactory.
How many FedSunners does it take to change a light bulb?
Six.
One to marry another house's heir-presumptive in order to announce the change at the wedding, because just doing it wouldn't be flashy enough.
One to come up with the most complex acronym possible for the new light bulb changing division.
One to volunteer to have his hand cut off and be exiled after a show trial in order to infiltrate another house's light bulb changing organization and sabotage it from the inside, because again, easy is no fun.
One to ineffectually sell out the secrets of the light bulb change to the Capellans, just so that the Davions can go, "See? We have black hats too!"
One to replace the dead light bulb with a Star-League era fluorescent bulb made at the NAIS using information extracted from the Helm Memory Core and single-handedly fight off the ComStar force sent to destroy the bulb.
One to roll their eyes at the other houses and their antiquated, restrictive and overly-complex methods for changing light bulbs.
How many Free Worlders does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven.
One to bring up the issue of the light bulb change in Parliament.
One to block the move to change the light bulb in order to wring a concession out of the Captain-General.
One random Shilohan to remind people that light bulbs are technology and therefore evil.
One MP to propose that a committee be formed to discuss possible options for forming a light bulb task force to recon the dead bulb.
One MP to chastise the previous MP for trying to ram the measure through Parliament so quickly and without at least having a preplanning committee first.
One to thow up his hands in disgust, cross the border and change the light bulb without orders.
One Blakist to smash the light bulb because the FWL was in danger of getting a chance to actually do something.
Edited by Blacke, 15 November 2014 - 07:15 AM.
#111
Posted 13 December 2014 - 12:00 PM
#112
Posted 11 January 2015 - 05:41 PM
#113
Posted 12 January 2015 - 03:10 AM
#114
Posted 14 January 2015 - 08:46 AM
#115
Posted 18 January 2015 - 04:27 PM
#116
Posted 27 January 2015 - 03:22 PM
#117
Posted 28 January 2015 - 05:04 AM
cheers
Om
#118
Posted 08 March 2015 - 07:39 AM
#120
Posted 17 March 2015 - 01:29 PM
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