My wife came in and started trash-talking while I was killing enemy mechs "yeah make him your b----!" and the like. This entertained my clan that she didn't realize could hear her so they talked her into trying to play. I'm putting together a computer for her tonight and its going to be her first drops. I'm pretty excited, since she'll have to stop asking me "did you have fun playing robots with your friends? nerd!". Turns out there are several player-wives in our clan that are starting out, so it might be fun

The game's changed so much since I started (you founders peeps from CB.. its changed even more for you!). If you were a noob starting on day 1 - what would you want to know? I'm talking basic stuff. Until recently one of my first tips would have been "don't buy advanced zoom!". I can't for the life of me figure out what I'd want to teach her right off the bat, other than use the movement tutorial, then play in training grounds before going in-game. I might create a second account so I can drop with her her first few drops and show her around, though that feels a little sketchy. I'm having a tough time stepping back to my first drops, so any input is welcomed.
Any noob tips that I can impart on her? Please try to be constructive, as this thread might also serve as a reference to any new players heading out to try the game for the first time.