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[Nightmare1]

Sparks Murphy once killed five people by throwing a hand grenade.

And then the grenade exploded.

[BerserX]

Nightmare1 invented the electric rain barrel.

[StompingOnTanks]

BerserX is famous throughout his unit for his ability to fire six assault rifles at once. Whether he can do it accurately, or in a practical fashion, is up for debate, but the point is he can.

[Sizzles]

StompingOnTank was once talked into trying to pilot one of the Griffins out of the Lyran Royal Court.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles is the one who talked a very impressionable StompingonTanks into trying that.

[Logan Hawke]

Nightmare1's real favorite ride is a Heavy Gear Street Viper named Violet. He frets constantly about his battlemech, elemental battlesuit, and car all being jealous of his love for her and has nightmares about his one true love being dissasembled in the night quite often, hence his name.

[StompingOnTanks]

Logan Hawke actually snuck into Nightmare1's mech garage last night and did the exact opposite of Nightmare1's nightmare, mounting his Battlemech's fusion engine, the Elemental battlesuit's laser and SRMs, and the car's steering wheel on or into the Street Viper. When Nightmare1 woke up the next morning and rushed into his mech garage to see if his nightmare had come true, he was more than puzzled, yet in a way glad, that his Viper had absorbed the other three machines into itself.

He now pilots the machine constantly, using it for all the things he used to use his other three vehicles for, combined with his original Viper's weekend task of dune racing and mowing the lawn with its vibro-knife.

[Nightmare1]

StompingOnTanks, on 10 December 2014 - 02:33 PM, said:

Logan Hawke actually snuck into Nightmare1's mech garage last night and did the exact opposite of Nightmare1's nightmare, mounting his Battlemech's fusion engine, the Elemental battlesuit's laser and SRMs, and the car's steering wheel on or into the Street Viper. When Nightmare1 woke up the next morning and rushed into his mech garage to see if his nightmare had come true, he was more than puzzled, yet in a way glad, that his Viper had absorbed the other three machines into itself.

He now pilots the machine constantly, using it for all the things he used to use his other three vehicles for, combined with his original Viper's weekend task of dune racing and mowing the lawn with its vibro-knife.

This makes me wish that I knew what a Heavy Gear Street Viper actually is (Time to Google-up)!

StompingonTanks was originally slated to play in "The Expendables 3," but his part was cut from the film because he kept insisting on stomping on all of the tanks in the final battle, including the one co-opted by Gunner (Dolf Lundgren).

Dolf didn't like this very much and said that it was him or Stomping. Unfortunately for Stomping, Dolf won the debate and Stomping was cut from the film.

However, he managed to secure a part in Godzilla 2 as one of the M.U.T.O.s. He will get to wear a costume, swat helicopters, and stomp on tanks to his heart's content.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1, on 11 December 2014 - 10:00 AM, said:

This makes me wish that I knew what a Heavy Gear Street Viper actually is (Time to Google-up)!

StompingonTanks was originally slated to play in "The Expendables 3," but his part was cut from the film because he kept insisting on stomping on all of the tanks in the final battle, including the one co-opted by Gunner (Dolf Lundgren).

Dolf didn't like this very much and said that it was him or Stomping. Unfortunately for Stomping, Dolf won the debate and Stomping was cut from the film.

However, he managed to secure a part in Godzilla 2 as one of the M.U.T.O.s. He will get to wear a costume, swat helicopters, and stomp on tanks to his heart's content.

But... But I like helicopters. ; ~ ;

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks stole the t-rex from Jurassic Park and is fitting her with armour and PPCs. He has yet to work out how he will steer her into battle, but ultimately isn't too concerned about that.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey is the Sniper from Team Fortress 2.

[TheSilken]

StompingOnTanks religiously reads romance novels and pretends that he's actually the girl protagonist from each one. It's safe to say that he gets A LOT of stares.

[Sparks Murphey]

TheSilkenPimp was the first Clan warrior to successfully invade Terra. Due to a misjump, though, he arrived more than a thousand years before he left, without his 'Mech. Because of the temporal anomaly, he hasn't announced it, in case ComStar and the great houses use the time to prepare for the invasion, but all the same, he's taken Terra, and will one day be renowned for it, assuming nothing goes wrong.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sparks Murphey was the first MechWarrior to have the AC20 on his Hunchback mounted backwards, in case the boogeyman sneaks up on him.

[Logan Hawke]

StompingOnTanks, on 10 December 2014 - 02:33 PM, said:

Logan Hawke actually snuck into Nightmare1's mech garage last night and did the exact opposite of Nightmare1's nightmare, mounting his Battlemech's fusion engine, the Elemental battlesuit's laser and SRMs, and the car's steering wheel on or into the Street Viper. When Nightmare1 woke up the next morning and rushed into his mech garage to see if his nightmare had come true, he was more than puzzled, yet in a way glad, that his Viper had absorbed the other three machines into itself.

He now pilots the machine constantly, using it for all the things he used to use his other three vehicles for, combined with his original Viper's weekend task of dune racing and mowing the lawn with its vibro-knife.

You get all my internets.

StompingOnTanks, on 14 December 2014 - 07:15 PM, said:

Sparks Murphey was the first MechWarrior to have the AC20 on his Hunchback mounted backwards, in case the boogeyman sneaks up on him.

Stomping secretly likes Mechwarrior Dark Age, but he's too scared to let anyone know because grognards can be really vitriolic. Instead he spends his nights in his well appointed basement, gazing longingly at display cases full of ClickyTech mechs that he has lovingly and painstakingly reposed, repainted, and converted into a force worthy of the Star League.

[StompingOnTanks]

Logan Hawke knows this because he, too, is a fan of Mechwarrior Dark Age, and him and I are part of a secret cult who are planning to overthrow classic BattleTech and everything it stands for and bring BattleTech to a true dark age, in which we will fight endless wars for factions nobody has heard of in our purple spikey Atlases.

(I actually do own some Dark Age clickies, but I never got into the game beyond my first couple tries.)

[Logan Hawke]

StompingOnTanks, on 15 December 2014 - 12:20 PM, said:

Logan Hawke knows this because he, too, is a fan of Mechwarrior Dark Age, and him and I are part of a secret cult who are planning to overthrow classic BattleTech and everything it stands for and bring BattleTech to a true dark age, in which we will fight endless wars for factions nobody has heard of in our purple spikey Atlases.

(I actually do own some Dark Age clickies, but I never got into the game beyond my first couple tries.)

Shh! You were supposed to keep that secret!

(Same. My friends when I was a kid all played Mageknights and I tried to get them to try Dark Age. Didn't work, sadly.)

[Iothil]

Logan Hawke does not fight for the coordinator. He actually is the coordinator in disguise.

[Logan Hawke]

Iothil, on 17 December 2014 - 03:09 AM, said:

Logan Hawke does not fight for the coordinator. He actually is the coordinator in disguise.

Iothil was my underling. I say was because I have ordered his exocution for betraying my trust.

[Iothil]

Logan Hawke, on 17 December 2014 - 06:32 AM, said:

Iothil was my underling. I say was because I have ordered his exocution for betraying my trust.

Mostly because I am actually a Liao spy and he is racist. ^^