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[Alaskan Nobody]

Sparks is the reason Majora's Mask 3D was labeled as "Digital Only" in Nintendo's eshop for so long

However - it comes out tomorrow so the truth will finally be free!

NINJA!
NIN NIN NIN!

Edited by Shar Wolf, 12 February 2015 - 07:05 PM.

[TheSilken]

Marack Drock became the first member of any Clan to achieve -1 kills in the "Blooding". Rumor has it that he foolishly decided to achieve a kill by targeting himself. The Circle of Equals looked on with confusion and bewilderment as his Nova's arms clumsily meandered their way towards his cockpit. Laughing maniacally, Marack Alpha Striked all 12 of his ER Medium Lasers into the cockpit, all the while believing that he had cheated the system and would effortlessly achieve the rank of Mechwarrior. Unfortunately he forgot to take into account that he would have killed himself and thus it did not qualify as a kill. Drock's funeral service was brief, lasting only long enough for a janitor using a leaf blower to blast his ashes out of the still functional Nova. It appears that Marack's aim was so poor that he was unable to even bring down his own mech and could only kill himself. Later Khan Ulric created the rank of Drocklyte which is bestowed to only the lowest and most feeble of people. It has recently been commonly used as an insult that is along the lines of calling someone a Wolverine.

Edited by TheSilken, 12 February 2015 - 08:32 PM.

[XphR]

TheSilken painstakingly collected ninety percent les cendres de Marack Drock, enough for him to partake in the great ritual of resurrection orbiting an undisclosed periphery star.

Edited by XphR, 13 February 2015 - 12:02 AM.

[Sparks Murphey]

XphR has three brothers, UrS, BrS, and NtS.

[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock likes to spend his weekend dressed as Waldo while standing in large crowds of people.

[Sparks Murphey]

Marack Drock can reload his guns with his teeth. He doesn't do this often, though, since his teeth have poor ballistic qualities and he can't regrow them.

[BerserX]

Marack Drock writes ALL the Chuck Norris jokes.

[Nightmare1]

BerserX wishes HE was the one who made up the Chuck jokes!

Edited by Nightmare1, 17 February 2015 - 07:41 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock not only writes all Chuck Norris jokes, but all dad jokes as well.

ALL of them.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock locks innocent people in his basement, and then begins the process of "nerdification"; he forces them to play Dungeons and Dragons with him day after day after day until they are fully "nerdified". By the time they see the outside world again, they have a 50 piece collection of D&D minis, handwritten copies of the rulebook, they've gained 50 pounds from the complete lack of exercise, they all have a waifu or husbandu pillow and they have forgotten every sexual experience they've ever had in their lives until that point.

Truly horrifying.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock, on 17 February 2015 - 04:39 PM, said:

And you are next.

StompingOnTanks is the Tankinator. He tanks tanks while he tanks.

I already have over 100 Flames of War units, I'm not fat but I'm not in great shape either (no muscles), I'm /technically/ a virigin and I don't have a waifu but I hug my pillow at night while skype calling my girlfriend. So your efforts will be mostly wasted on me.

Instead, I shall kidnap innocents to MY basement, and turn them into Battletech-obsessed video game cosplayers. I shall raise an army, and we will wage war over the superior kind of Nerd.

Marack fears my nerd army.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 17 February 2015 - 04:43 PM.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks is capable of shifting the phase of his body so he can pass through solid matter, but only if no one notices, including himself.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock is famous for being the only man on Earth who can land a 747 upside down.

I mean, the 747 didn't stay together, and everyone in the passenger section died, but Marack survived without a scratch. And as the aviation saying goes:

"A good landing is one you can walk away from. A great landing is one where you can use the airplane again."

(I'm serious. That's a real saying in the aviation community.)

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 17 February 2015 - 07:01 PM.

[Mech42Ace]

StompingOnTanks, on 17 February 2015 - 07:01 PM, said:

Marack Drock is famous for being the only man on Earth who can land a 747 upside down.

"A good landing is one you can walk away from. A great landing is one where you can use the airplane again."

Can confirm.

StompingOnTanks once attempted to lay in bed and watch tv all day everyday though his plan fell short as quickly did he realize bed sores hurt!

[Sizzles]

Ace was a moose once.

[JamboJuice]

Sizzles once ate the worm at the bottom of the bottle..

[Sparks Murphey]

Sizzles, on 17 February 2015 - 09:12 PM, said:

Ace was a moose once.

ONCE.

Raekwon holds the world record for fastest land speed velocity while unconscious. He was very fast asleep.

I'll see myself out.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 17 February 2015 - 09:34 PM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Sparks Murphey is not, as you might think, a black and white dog with blue eyes - but rather a mastiff who thinks he is a chihuahua

Edited by Shar Wolf, 17 February 2015 - 10:20 PM.

[XphR]

Shar knows how to make delicious mastiff fur soup, the smell is overpowering but it is a renewable resource capable of feeding multiple people per mastiff per month.

[StompingOnTanks]

I can confirm that Marack's portrayal of World of Tanks is rather accurate.