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[Mech42Ace]

Sadly its the only video game Im good at.

[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock invented Swiss Cheese by hollowing out a normal block of cheese to hide a file in it. He planned to give it to his buddy Mech42Ace so that he could break out of prison, assuming that the guards would be too busy watching for birthday cakes with files in them to catch an innocent block of cheese with a file in it.

However, his plan failed because he couldn't figure out how to download the file from his computer to the cheese block.

When he finally broke out of prison, Mech42Ace enrolled Marack Drock in the Prison Break Remedial School Program. Now when Marack plans a prison break, he understands what type of file he must use.

The upside to his mistake is that he is now rolling in riches due to his world-wide Swiss Cheese trade.

[Kenyon Burguess]

Marack Drock, on 02 February 2015 - 07:49 AM, said:

StompingOnTanks doesn't use spaces in his name.

marack drock mounted his joystick in the center of his seat to save space in his cockpit

[BerserX]

Marack Drock doesn't make any sense.

First I was like "whah?"
Then I was like "uh-uhh..."
Now I'm like "..."

[Sparks Murphey]

BerserX is actually 6mm tall, wearing a suit of 10mm tall powered armour, from which he commands a 5cm tall robot, which transforms into a 20cm combat droid, which combines with several others (all of which he is controlling) to form a 60 cm war machine, which in turn occupies the chest cavity of a remarkably lifelife 1.8m tall android, which pilots a 12m tall BattleMech, which is directly plugged into operate the control systems of a launch vehicle almost 100m long, which can phase-shift to become a 500m long orbital cannon, which becomes the main weapon of a 12km long space cruiser, which is slowly mining more resources to finish his 10000km diameter planet-buster. Each of them has a limited AI based off his own neural patterns, which means any of them could snap into a crazed rage at any moment.

[TheSilken]

Sparks Murphy spawned a voracious horde of fleas

[CyclonerM]

TheSilken is actually a Visceroid.

[BerserX]

...
...
...Marack Drock needs a hobby...

Edited by BerserX, 19 February 2015 - 08:39 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock doesn't realize how bubbles work.

[TheSilken]

StompingOnTanks, however, does

[XphR]

Drock is a cruel circus master pushing geriatric chimps to the limits of sanity and dexterity for the humor of sadistic children.

[BerserX]

Marack Drock can't say "y'all".



ROFL. I'm a country boy livin' in the city.

[XphR]

BerserX has bad timing.

[Sparks Murphey]

Marack Drock can detect ninjas, but only with his nose. This doesn't render him immune to the Law of Inverse Ninja Strength, though.

[XphR]

Marack Drock is secretly converting Michigan into NewShire Meadows.

[Sparks Murphey]

[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock believes in the myth that if he folds 100 origami birds, his wish will come true. To this day he has folded 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 origami birds, making the same wish every time he reached the 100th bird. That wish still has not come true. What he does not know, is that impossible wishes spawn ferrets. His home is now overrun by 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 ferrets. Fortunately for him, they eat paper, so his home is only crammed full of ferrets instead of being crammed full of ferrets and paper origami birds. He still has not made the connection between the impossible wish and the ferrets, but he has started a fairly profitable pet store that specializes in bulk ferret sales.

What is his impossible wish, you ask? It is simply to wield Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor. However, only those who are worthy may wield that hammer, and, unfortunately for Marack, he does not meet that criteria because his hair is not blond, nor does he speak with a Nordic accent.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock took a Spider 5V, added another 12 jumpjets to it, and has renamed it the Spider 6F.

Thanks to its completely absurd jump jetting abilities it is now being reclassified as an aerospace fighter.

Aerospace fighter pilots across the galaxy are now having chronic nightmares about being one-shotted by Spider 24-jumpjet AC20 cheese builds.

Thanks, Marack. -Proceeds to sit in corner in a ball, rocking self and sucking thumb while hugging my aerospace fighter plushie toy, sobbing like a baby and muttering incoherently.-

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 20 February 2015 - 06:58 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Stomping on Tanks is a hypocrite and a fake, as evidenced by his last post. In actuality, he does not stomp on tanks, but instead swoops down upon them from on high in his aerospace fighter, The Zephyr. He merely calls himself "Stomping" and passes himself off as a MechWarrior so that he can gather vital information regarding BattleMech capabilities. He then transmits this information on to his superiors in the Aerospace Defense Department, or ADD for short. They then use this information to develop attack methods designed to utterly annihilate BattleMechs from the air.

However, given Stomping's recent panic attacks and feelings of insecurity resulting from his discovery of Marack's Spider 6F, Stomping's superiors have seen fit to rebrand him as 4F and banish him to the ADD's in-house Nursery. The Nursery, contrary to what you may think, is not for children. Instead, it is a facility designed to house all agents experiencing mental regression, as evidenced by a propensity to sit in corners while rocking, sucking your thumb, and sobbing. Stage Two regression includes incoherent mumblings and a desire to hug plush toys. Sadly, word recently reached High Command that Stomping's level of regression has reached the terrifying Stage Three, as evidenced by his insistent demands for a blanky and Barney.

The High Command of the ADD is now evaluating anew the previously discounted psychological effect that the Spider 6F may have on other aerospace fighter pilots and ADD operatives. Meanwhile, down on the ground, regular BattleMech pilots are laughing themselves silly at the sight of the Spider 6F swooping through the air and splatting into various objects and structures after exhausting the single AC/20 shell they carry.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 is responsible for my reassignment to a BattleMech unit because of my mental breakdown resulting from Marack's Spider 6F. Thus, my current state as a BattleMech pilot in MWO.

(In all fairness - being an Aerospace fighter pilot would be extremely awesome, and I bet my years of experience playing air combat games would give me an edge. Corsair with MPLs and Streak SRMs, here I come...)