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[CyclonerM]

Sparks Murphey has not dated a girl for 2 years, since his last date did not go really well..

He was in a romantic situation with this girl.. She pulled him closer to him, his arm around his waist.. She moved closer and closer.. Then, she said in a whisper: "The Lannisters send their regards." stabbing the poor Sparks in the abdomen with a knife.

He was very lucky to survive, but that scarred him inside. Now, he told me, he does not trust women anymore.


BTW, This is the kind of mutants i can fight for..
If you do not know, this is from C&C Tiberian Sun.

Edited by CyclonerM, 21 May 2015 - 06:37 AM.

[BerserX]

CyclonerM was diagnosed at birth as "Not Right." Whether this label describes his physical or mental state, we are still not sure.

[Nightmare1]

BerserX's keyboard won't allow him to type the letter K. As a result, he is forced to resort to using an X on the end of his name, hoping that people will understand what he really means.

Though the K does not work, BerserX cannot be parted from his dear keyboard. It holds much emotional value for him and he still sleeps with it at night along with the soft glow from his computer monitor. This is because, as a child, he was abandoned, only to later be adopted by a band of roving PC components that had been brought to life as a result of microwave radiation from a kitchen microwave that was in too close a proximity to them. Tragically, the entire band was recycled while BerserX was away at computer tech school, scarring him tragically and causing him to personify all PCs and their components.

To this day, he will occasionally forget that he's a human and start speaking in binary code.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 was once dragged into a dark alley and mugged by a deranged lemur.

[Xiomburg]

Their nipples glow at night with a nice yellow color like a dandelion; with shades of rancid puke green.

[XphR]

TB Xiomburg is one of the few people that have witnessed MarineTechs nipple light emission power, to most it is but a rumor.. but to Xiomburg it will forever top his list of things to see again before he dies.

[MarineTech]

XphR is in utter awe at the power of my nipples, and one days hopes to see them himself.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech heard that Chuck Norris can e-mail a roundhouse kick. He immedieately decided that he had to do it too. Unfortunately, he couldn't figure out how to scan the kick into the computer.

In the end, he learned that the difference between his kick and Chuck's, is that Chuck's will kill the recipient and shatter his PC monitor, while MarineTech's merely shatters his own scanner and gets glass in his foot.

[MarineTech]

Unbeknownst to Nightmare1, he will be the first recipient of an email roundhouse kick from me.... Once I perfect the process....

And get the glass out of my foot.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech has been quirked with a -100% cooldown on all ballistic weapons. You won't believe how fast he can empty his load.

[MarineTech]

In his spare time, Sparks is creating an army of small robots to combat the spread of cane toads in Australia. Unfortunately, Sparks is unable to find the glitch in their software that makes the robots just want to sit around and watch reruns of McLeod's Daughters.

[Sparks Murphey]

To be fair, they really excel at that. They've got all the minor characters and sub-plots memorised. Just not the market I envisaged them for.

The first time MarineTech's fusion engine was destroyed, he just tore the engine out of his opponent's machine and installed that instead. No one has dared tried it since.

[IraqiWalker]

(Christ guys. I leave you for a couple of days, and you're already talking about MT's nipples.)


Sparks Murphy once arm wrestled a squirrel. The battle ended in a tie, but since he displayed such prowess, the squirrels swore him in as an honorary member of their species.

[BerserX]

IraqiWalker's older brother is IraqiRunner. Just an interesting fact...

On a serious note though, IraqiWalker is the head of a movement to induct people into the Squirrel Brotherhood. Each person selected must arm-wrestle Squeaker:


If they are successfully best or hold their own against this monster rodent, they are moved to the next challenge (they all agreed in hindsight that Sparks had it too easy, but could not renege on inducting him).

The second challenge is a deathmatch against Captain Wally. No one has yet defeated him, so they are thinking about removing this challenge:


The third challenge is a knife-throwing contest:

knife-throwing squirrel "Stabby" is an advocate against Captain Wally's deathmatch challenge.

IraqiWalker helped the squirrels come up with this series of challenges, so they inducted him as well. In hindsight, they also think they might should have given his induction more consideration, considering the low (zero) number of new inductees and Captain Wally's high Kill/Death Ratio.

Edited by BerserX, 23 May 2015 - 05:41 AM.

[Iothil]

BerserX actually enjoys writing essays.

[MarineTech]

Iothil is currently planning on breaking into crime in a big way. He plans to steal an Alp. Once he gets the logistics figured out, and finds a place to stash it, he's going to go forward with the plan.

[BerserX]

MarineTech is secretly planning to steal the moon.

[Sizzles]

BerserX once slammed a revolving door.

[MarineTech]

In grade school, Sizzles was once mugged by a raccoon for his lunch money.

[XphR]

MarineTech helped me build a portable extra dimensional access portal to stash my raccoon costume, that I use.. for perfectly legitimate reasons.. Reasons that have absolutely nothing to do what so ever with robbing grade school children of their lunch money nor would I ever attempt to use that same costume to sample or collect their sweets.