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[XphR]

BerserX has a secret stash of tanks he has privately been attempting to stomp on.

[BerserX]

XphR knows that I am attempting to demoralize StompingOnTanks - er, "Cars". I have kept the last few tanks for myself, and once I perfect stomping on them, I will demonstrate my prowess to the world - utterly demoralizing "StompingOnCars".

XphR has helped me by gathering all the remaining tanks, and cornering the tank market. He will be my supplier of tanks after I have perfected the "stomping" part.

[Nightmare1]

BerserX decided to get in on this tank crushing craze by attempting to convert his soda can crusher into a tank crusher. However, this demanded too much time in direct competition with his other hobby, which is froggy collecting. In the end, he attempted to hybridize the process by multitasking and constructing a froggy-fied can crusher. The end result was a success until he remembered that he was supposed to scale it up large enough to crush tanks. Though a frustrating setback, he has recovered from it and is now secretly building a larger version. How he will get the tanks to drive into it and park long enough to be crushed is another matter entirely, but he plans to cross that bridge when he comes to it.

I was able to snap a discreet picture of his froggy-crusher. Here it is:

[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock forgets he's supposed to make up Fun Facts about the person immediately above him, lol.

[Nightmare1]

Marack Drock is easily confused.

Marack Drock, on 26 May 2015 - 09:44 AM, said:

**** I thought you were SparksMurphey cause I didn't read the name and he has been sporting a Steiner Banner.

Nightmare1 is the Dancing Joker.

[BerserX]

Nightmare1 doesn't realize that I have an Ant Man/Giant Man suit that uses Pym Particles to supersize myself to where I can "stomp on tanks".

Nightmare1 is also indeed "Dancing Joker":

[Nightmare1]

Marack knows, like I do, that Cesar Romero Joker was the best Joker!

[Iothil]

Although Marack Drock being a Joker, he does not understand the elusive nature and subtle balance of this thread, therefore causing a sub-space disturbance that keeps me getting stuck in a time loop in my lab. Thanks, genius!

[BerserX]

Iothil, on 26 May 2015 - 10:58 AM, said:

Although Marack Drock being a Joker, he does not understand the elusive nature and subtle balance of this thread, therefore causing a sub-space disturbance that keeps me getting stuck in a time loop in my lab. Thanks, genius!

I got a little dizzy making sense out of that post. "Like" for nerdiness.



Iothil is currently funding an awareness campaign to remind people that his name starts with an "I" - not an "L".
*NOTE: I actually had to be reminded of this too.

[MarineTech]

BerserX is often confused by upper case vowels and lower case consonants.

[Iothil]

MarineTech, on 26 May 2015 - 11:53 AM, said:

BerserX is often confused by upper case vowels and lower case consonants.

So is MarineTech. His acknowledgement of BerserX being right, in fact, destroyed his life and in his darkest hour, he turned to religion. He is the pope now.

[MarineTech]

Iothil is currently being targeted for an orbital mass driver strike on his position due to rampant knock knock posting in other threads.

[BerserX]

MarineTech is funding the "Project Iothil" mass driver project. He is also trolling Iothil with posts, forcing him to reply and allowing the mass driver targeting system to locate him via his electronic signals.

[MarineTech]

BerserX obviously knows too much.... He will likely need to be dealt with next.

How about the rest of you? Anybody else see anything involving large craters appearing in Jovian moons? Huh?

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech is friendly but reclusive fellow whose purchase of large quantities of electromagnets is for a demonstration at the local library for science week and is no cause for alarm.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Sparks Murphey knows where your children are.

[Iothil]

Quickdraw Crobat actually helped me to develop a stealth suit to avoid target lock by the mass driver relay. It works just fine, but we are still working out the design issues:

Spoiler

[MarineTech]

Iothil is currently the subject of an investigation by the World Court in the Hague for Crimes Against Humanity for the use of bad knock knock jokes. The Court will now add violations of the Geneva Convention ban on visual warfare for posting images in a public forum that can cause hysterical blindness.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech likes cake.

[BerserX]

StompingOnTanks doesn't like cake.