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[MarineTech]

XphR tricked me when he got me to help build his extra dimensional access portal. He said it was "for the lulz."

[BerserX]

Sizzles, on 23 May 2015 - 06:01 PM, said:

BerserX once slammed a revolving door.

Sizzles realizes that I am Chuck Norris...

MarineTech, on 24 May 2015 - 02:13 AM, said:

XphR tricked me when he got me to help build his extra dimensional access portal. He said it was "for the lulz."

MarineTech is very gullible - especially when he's told it's "for the lulz."

[MarineTech]

BerserX knows I'm a big fan of "the lulz."

[GLaDOSauR]

Marinetech loves the "lulz" so much that he runs a quadruple flamer locust.

[sycocys]

GlaDOSauR once got killed by a locust with quadruple flamers.

[GLaDOSauR]

sycocys, on 24 May 2015 - 08:55 AM, said:

GlaDOSauR once got killed by a locust with quadruple flamers.

No, But I was almost killed by a direwolf running 11 flamers.

Sycocys wishes he had enough skills to pull off kills in a quadruple flamer locust.

[MarineTech]

GLaDOSauR once stood in awe and wept at the sight of my 12 Flamer Nova.

[GLaDOSauR]

Even though Marinetech seems obsessed with flamers, his favorite weapon is the Clan UAC2.

[MarineTech]

While he is able to hide the fact quite well, GLaDOSauR is actually deathly afraid of puppies.

[BerserX]

MarineTech is planning to drop a load of puppies off in a cardboard box at GLaDOSauR's front door. He is secretly a leader of "Puppies Anonymous", and is trying to help GLaDOSauR overcome his fears.

[MarineTech]

BerserX often is unable to comprehend my motives.

I'm not trying to help him. I'm doing it "for the lulz" just like many of my other actions.

[GLaDOSauR]

Even though MarineTechs actions seem to be "Just for the lulz", in reality he is actually an agent of the WoB trying to torture me psychologically until I'm nothing more than a shaking ball of nerves. At which point he'll be able to finally extract a key piece of information from me.

Not the lovable, humorous MarineTech you used to know Huh?

[MarineTech]

GLaDOSauR is already a shaking ball of nerves. He just needs one more box of puppies to become a complete gibbering wreck.

[GLaDOSauR]

My nerves were destroyed by that time I ran into a dire whale in a firestarter. I've never recovered from that.

Even though marinetech pins puppyphobia on other people, it is he himself who is afraid of them. pinning puppyphobia on other people is just a demented plot to direct scorn away from himself and onto other innocent forum users.

[MarineTech]

GLaDOSauR has obviously become complete unhinged.

How dare you sir. I am quite fond of puppies.

THIS



This I find completely unnerving.

[Sparks Murphey]

GLaDOSauR, on 25 May 2015 - 07:15 AM, said:

My nerves were destroyed by that time I ran into a dire whale in a firestarter. I've never recovered from that.

Even though marinetech pins puppyphobia on other people, it is he himself who is afraid of them. pinning puppyphobia on other people is just a demented plot to direct scorn away from himself and onto other innocent forum users.

How do you even get a Dire Whale into a Firestarter? MarineTech knows, and it involves a lot of lube.

[BerserX]

@MarineTech: ...That is just bizarre and odd on so many levels...

Sparks has never fit a Dire Wolf into a Firestarter, but he's forced a "grasshopper" into a "panther" before.

[MarineTech]

BerserX, on 25 May 2015 - 04:20 PM, said:

@MarineTech: ...That is just bizarre and odd on so many levels...

Look. It was spring, the flowers were blooming, the Firestarter and Dire Wolf were feeling amorous, nature took its course. These things just happen. I've learned in my life to not ask too many questions and just move on.

BeserX is going to spend the next few days getting an unsettled feeling every time he sees a Dire Wolf or a Firestarter. The feeling will eventually fade in a week to 10 days and he'll forget all about it.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech thinks Warhammer 40k is "just okay".

Heresy.

[BerserX]

StompingOnTanks has run out of tanks on which to stomp. He will now be known as "StompingOnCars".