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[Domoneky]

Sizzles makes me laugh

Edited by Domoneky, 20 July 2015 - 11:43 PM.

[Tank]

Do you ever wondered why there is so many cats on the internet? Well, you see Domonkey is the reason why Apple sells 99% of their Macs... to cats and what you think cats would do to them? Right...


Meanwhile when stupid pet human is away...

[Sparks Murphey]

Tank is secretly in controlling your Jeep, right now.

[MarineTech]

At present, a rabid goanna with a laptop is in control of Sparks Murphey's Jeep.

[Tank]

MarineTech's is 1% of Jade Falcons who actually know witch buttons he have to press to control the mech, but keeps the low profile so he won't get promoted, they say there is no free pizza for commanding line...

[MarineTech]

Tank applied for a job as one of the characters in the Angry Birds games. He was not selected for the role even though he took steps to reduce the competition.

[TheSilken]

MarineTech said that he would pay for my new gaming mouse. Well Marine where's my money?

[MarineTech]

Here's a gaming mouse for you.

TheSilken is known to stand by the roadside with a sign saying "Will work for gaming peripherals." Unfortunately he's not very good at digging, carpentry, or yard work.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech once lifted an entire pickup truck!

The story loses some of the excitement when he admits that he used a rolling jack though...

[Domoneky]

Nightmare1 is fated to die in a horrible furry yiffing accident

[Sparks Murphey]

Domoneky launched a probe of his own alongside NASA's New Horizons, having done the calculations by hand. He hasn't heard anything back from the probe since 2007, though is hopeful that he'll start getting images back any day now.

Meanwhile, NASA have their own theories of what happened to the Domoninquiry probe in 2007.

[Domoneky]

Sparks Murphey knows too much.

[MarineTech]

Domoneky knows too little.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech only knows what no one knows. Paradoxically, that includes himself. Only he knows how. Which is to say, he doesn't. Or does he?

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphey knows his nose.

[Sizzles]

MarineTech tends to talk to himself. When questioned as to why he does this he responded by stating; "I enjoy some intelligent conversation every now and then."

[XphR]

Sizzles noisily gnaws Gnoll noses, nefariously giggling ghastly grievous narratives.

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR is rhyming again.

HE'S RHYMING AGAIN! HE'S RHYMING AGAAIIINNN!

-Runs creaming down dropship hallways as klaxons blare and panic consumes the ship.-

[Sizzles]

Stomping didn't make it to the lifeboats in time. He is now stuck aboard the ship with Xphr and the remains of the gnoll nose I was gnawing.

[XphR]

Sizzles mistakenly expected the "evacuation chambers" detailed in the Iceless brochure maps to contain lifeboats when in fact they are feeds to the waste management storage department. The lifeboats are however denoted upon the map, in catastrophic emergency situations look for the tiny images of poo falling into a fan.

Alternately if you are unable to locate a brochure in an emergency situation, or you have located a brochure but are unable or unwilling to decipher it.. one of the ships many Myconid assistants will do its best to aid you. They are quite easy to find in emergency situations as they will begin glowing brightly in an array of colours whilst waving directionally with a freshly picked leek.