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[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks is blissfully unaware that I have also given his name to Megatron.

[StompingOnTanks]

MarineTech does not know that I am the only thing that Megatron fears.

[Sizzles]

Stomping has seen the light of The Blessed Blake. Now if only he would enlighten the rest of us with what he saw . . .

Edited by Sizzles, 07 August 2015 - 02:43 PM.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles has seen the light of the blessed duck. Now he wants to study its migratory habits.

[XphR]

MarineTech has seen the glorious light of the fried wonton.

He must study now its various fillings and dipping sauces.

The call of the Dragon is a strong one, the Wolves stomach is known to follow the path its nose sets.

Edited by XphR, 08 August 2015 - 03:31 AM.

[Sizzles]

Xphr just won a lifetime supply of Boot to the head.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles is a long time adherent to the Ed Gruberman school of unarmed combat. Also known as Tae Kwon Leap.

[Domoneky]

MarineTech ran out of birds in K-Town

[MarineTech]

Domoneky is a sufferer of avianocular juxtapositional syndrome (AJS). This limits his ability to perceive birds, and other flying creatures, in the world around him.

Because of this, he is not able to see that there is still an abundance of birds at my disposal in K-Town. There just don't seem to be as many threads winding up there any more to utilize them on.

Fear not Domo. Even if all the birds should disappear from K-Town. I will always have 1 bird reserved to flip at you.

[XphR]

MarineTech tried unsuccessfully to teach Kitty to 'Fear not Domo'.

[MarineTech]

Despite his best efforts at the contrary. XphR still makes bunny cry.

[Son of the Flood]

MarineTech really knows this bunny is not crying, but merely saying grace before devouring the next human it sees.

[StompingOnTanks]

Son of the Flood increased the velocity of my Awesome's PPCs to lightspeed.








Thank you.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks's chief tech, who goes by the unassuming name of Dr Brown, has recently been fired after repeated attempts to slow down the speed of Stomping's PPCs. He insists that if he can just get the bolts to do 88 miles per hour Stomping will "see some serious s***".

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphey is currently working to develop a Mr Fusion. His initial attempt made out of cardboard and sticky tape did not fare so well. His second attempt utilizing fencing wire and refrigerator magnets destroyed 3 acres of outback. The Australian Department of Energy is watching his current attempt very closely and has the authorities on standby in case things go "a bit sideways again."

[Sizzles]

MarineTech is a proud owner of the Spheres first "Mr.Coffee." As much as he enjoyed the machine, he felt it wasn't brewing that brown elixir quickly enough. So after some simple modifications, he installed a speed booster. What was strange about all this, was that every time he turned his back on the machine the button labels that read "Faster" and "Gimme Coffee NOW," were constantly changing to "Ludicrous" and "Plaid."

According to Marine, the coffee brewed under the "plaid" setting is neither brown, nor fit for human consumption.

So of course, he decided to let me try it.

[MarineTech]

Sizzles has yet to realize the full horror of what I have done to him with my "plaid" coffee. Slowly, over the next hour, as the coffee works its diabolical magic, he will pass out through the other side of sobriety and see the universe in its full, unadulterated form. This usually reduces the average human being to a gibbering wreck.

In Sizzles case... I'm expecting him to utter "Huh." and move on with his life.

Edited by MarineTech, 17 August 2015 - 07:33 AM.

[Sizzles]

I -hope- Marine had figured this would happen because we have been spending our friday nights hanging out with the Nova Cats.

They have some seriously crazy ****.

[Nightmare1]

After Sizzles hung out with the Nova Cats last Friday, the Nova Cats voluntarily checked themselves into rehab, stating that, "Dude, there's like, some kind of peeps out there that we just don' wanna hang with, ya know? There're some things that ya just shouldn't do, ya know? And, Dude, this stuff I was smokin'? I just lost my interest in it after seein' what that dude did with it, ya feelin' me brah?"

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 has been one of the primary suppliers to Clan Nova Cat of mind altering substances. The joke has been on the Cats though and normally Nightmare1 generally just randomly selects bottles from his spice rack, dumps them in a baggie, and hands them over to the Nova Cats.