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[Nightmare1]

MarineTech doesn't realize that automobiles run on gasoline since his little brother always gassed his car up each night after "borrowing" it for drag racing. To this day, MarineTech still doesn't understand what the fuel gauge is since the needle never seems to move from "Full." However, while washing his car the other day, he discovered the fuel tank on the side. Unsure of what it was, he unscrewed the cap and peered into it as best he could. A bit confused, he sat down in the damp grass and concentrated really hard, thinking up all the possible combinations of what this hole in the side of his car must actually be. He finally decided that it had to be the refill for the water in his windshield wiper reservoir, so stuck the hose inside and "filled 'er up!"

It's been three days and he still can't get his car to run properly, so he's having it towed into the shop tomorrow.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare gets a bit gender confused at times. I don't have a brother, I have a sister.

[Virlutris]

MarineTech's sister is a better pilot than he is.

MarineTech takes fierce pride in this, because she's really good. He also likes the added benefit of being able to tease tryhard misogynists by telling them they got beaten by a girl.

[Sparks Murphey]

Virlutris sells the octane-free gasoline. It doubles as wiper-fluid, clutch-fluid, brake-fluid and blinker-fluid!

[Xanilos]

Sparks Murphey is no longer allowed around gasoline. There have been a few incidents...

[Virlutris]

Xanilos, on 16 December 2015 - 04:55 AM, said:

Sparks Murphey is no longer allowed around gasoline. There have been a few incidents...

Xanilos is well-qualified to speak on the subject, as one of my best customers for No-Octane™. He has a marketing deal in place that he leverages at his Discount Urban Defense (DUD) franchises in locations throughout IS house-controlled space. "The urban jungle requires an urbane mech. Don't delay, ask Xan today!"

As Xanilos knows, Sparks is one of our celebrity endorsers, after his incident on Maxie's planet. No-Octane™ opened up a world of possibilities that Sparks thought had been closed to him for good.

[MarineTech]

Virlutris once let his lantern go out and was eaten by a Grue....


He got better though.

Edited by MarineTech, 17 December 2015 - 01:45 PM.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech supplied the Gru that ate Virlutris with its Minions.

[Sizzles]

Nightmare just lined up a job with Union Aerospace. Something about making alot of credits through testing or something.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles is life's ultimate daredevil, which is why he likes to sit on the hunches of Hunchbacks as they stride into battle!

[Sizzles]

Nightmare tried to copy me by standing atop one of the missile launchers of his Timber Wolf as it strode into combat, but difficulties quickly arose.

First being that his Timber Wolf has more of a bobing gait than my Hunch, due to its backwards canted legs. Making his ride considerably more exciting.

Second is that when I do so, somebody else is piloting my 'Mech, where as he just jammed the throttle forwards and climbed out of the cockpit. So he quite literally walked through the field of battle, and then straight into the side of a building.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles, on 19 December 2015 - 01:02 PM, said:

Nightmare tried to copy me by standing atop one of the missile launchers of his Timber Wolf as it strode into combat, but difficulties quickly arose.

First being that his Timber Wolf has more of a bobing gait than my Hunch, due to its backwards canted legs. Making his ride considerably more exciting.

Second is that when I do so, somebody else is piloting my 'Mech, where as he just jammed the throttle forwards and climbed out of the cockpit. So he quite literally walked through the field of battle, and then straight into the side of a building.

Only Sizzles knows what the definition of "bobing" is.

[Sizzles]

Nightmare has just appointed himself to be my personal spell-check.

[Nightmare1]

Sizzles, on 20 December 2015 - 06:53 PM, said:

Nightmare has just appointed himself to be my personal spell-check.

As much as he hates to admit it, Sizzles knows that he needs someone to check his spells for him. The last time he used an unchecked spell, it ran amok, turning him and half the populace of New Avalon into warty toads.

[Xanilos]

Upon the other half seeing the toads for the first time Nightmare1 was born.

[MarineTech]

Xanilos has an evil twin named Solinax that's plotting the complete takeover of the world. You can tell Solinax is the evil twin because he has the pencil thin Fu Manchu mustache and a goatee.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.

While the pills had no effect on him, the plastic in the bottle gave him indigestion for several days.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare1 once ate the entire state of Rhode Island. The US Government made him give it back though and apologize.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech has 71-piece orchestral score for his life that only he can hear. He regularly darts between cover with his index finger held like a pistol purely for the climatic music.

[Sparks Murphey]

Marack Drock has returned! Sound the kazoos! Prepare my war kangaroo!