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[Nightmare1]

Ed Teh Spelins is Virlutris' younger brother. He frequently ghost writes for Virlutris on the MWO forums, and can often be found haunting the "Make Up a Fun Fact About the Person Above You" Thread.

[Tiamat of the Sea]

Nightmare1 lives in fear of being supplanted by Nightmare2, who is not only considerably less frightening, but far more popular with his father, Father of Nightmare2. Why Nightmare1 is so concerned with what Father of Nightmare2 thinks of him remains unclear.

[Sparks Murphey]

Quickdraw Crobat runs around pointing his fingers at people and shouting "FWOOSH!" in the belief that he can shoot fire from his fingers. It's only worked once.

[Xanilos]

Sparks Murphey went through an emo phase where he was "Frost Murphey" after his "frozen,dead heart".

Hi XphR I know you can see this!

Spoiler

I posted right after I saw XphR like some posts.

Edited by Xanilos, 10 December 2015 - 06:44 AM.

[XphR]

Xanilos has a strangely shaped burn across his right buttock and an unusual habit of diving for cover when someone yells "Fwoosh!".

Hai Xanilos, indeed I could see that.

[Xanilos]

XphR was once attacked by a rabid pack of vowels and has eschewed them from his usernames ever since.

Edited by Xanilos, 10 December 2015 - 06:42 AM.

[Sparks Murphey]

When he was five, Xanilos brought his pet vole to school for show and tell. It was very cute, but unfortunately pooped all over the classroom, because it was inconsonant.

[Waffles 2pt0]

Sparks used to be known as "Steely-Eyed-Missle-Man Murphey". That is at least until that most beloved of AWS-8R's was swapped out for a BLR-3M and somebody B33f'ed the "\" button.

[Xanilos]

IIII The smiling bandit IIII is really a sad bandit wearing a smiling clown mask.

[Alstren]

Xanilos is actually a khajiit high off his mind on skooma. Hes imagining the battle tech universe and talking to him self, while sitting in a dank part of the Balmora South Wall Cornerclub.

Edited by FirestormClone218, 12 December 2015 - 09:48 AM.

[Xanilos]

FirestormClone218 is really the original firestorm and only pretends to be a clone of himself to avoid the Morag Tong assassins after him.

PS. I always play dunmer.

[Nightmare1]

aXnilos once again demonstrates his woeful inadequacies in the realm of grammar and spelling.

*Sigh* It's "drummer" Xnailos. Don't forget the first "r" and change that n back to an "m." I know the "n" and "m" both have humps, but if you look close, one has a double humps while the other only has one.

Xanlios on his drum set with his band:



Did you get all that, "Xanilos"?

[Sizzles]

Vladimir Ward tasked Nightmare with the arduous task of finding and recovering a Star League era Shrubbery.

He has no idea where to begin his search.

[Virlutris]

Sizzles is withholding the fact that there are Star League Era shrubberies at the Royal Court on New Avalon.

He's seen them, because his best buddy at high school 'mech camp went on to become the executive assistant to the Royal Household's Gardener-In-Chief, and last Christmas he dropped by for a visit.

Don't tell Nightmare1, though. It's not like the Wolves need more reasons to invade.

[Sparks Murphey]

Virlutris is one of the top ten players in MWO.

[Hexenhammer]

I’m jealous of all the people that haven't fought Sparks Murphey or his brother Charlie

[DasSauerkraut]

Hexenhammer can pilot six different Atlases at the same time. How he does this is a mystery.

[Hexenhammer]

I had a match again DasSauerkraut. He and his Urbie is up 6 nill.

[Sparks Murphey]

Hexenhammer is a Legendary Founder, but doesn't use a badge. In fact, he has no badges. He don't need no stinkin' badges.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphey is single handedly responsible for flying foxes in Australia. He went on a serious drinking binge one weekend and decided bats just weren't big enough. It probably would have ended there, but unfortunately he somehow managed to sneak into a genetics lab while drunk and mucked about with a few things.