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[Sizzles]

Domoneky is not very proud of what he had to do to get his red fist badge.

Oh who am I kidding.

He loved every second of it.

[Alstren]

Sizzles once had his Urbanmech (with him still inside it) used as a foot ball by two opposing Atlas companies.

True story 100% legit I was there in my Atlas-D-DC

Edited by FirestormClone218, 06 November 2015 - 05:44 PM.

[Nightmare1]

Firestorm likes to cosplay as Chuck Norris and stop chainsaws barehanded:





It's obvious that's Firestorm in cosplay and not actually Chuck Norris, because if it was Chuck Norris, then the chainsaw would have exploded when it hit the ground.

[XphR]

Nightmare1 is able to twist clowns into animal shapes, scares the tar out of children.. We are still researching the many uses of fear extracted child tar and believe it can be weaponized..

[StompingOnTanks]

XphR knows how to make a deeply disturbing and graphic mental image.

He also knows how to make a damn fine omelette. And that's all that really matters.

[Virlutris]

Stomping On Tanks has a guilty secret:

He likes to stomp on hovercraft more than he likes to stomp on tanks.

[Nightmare1]

XphR may make a good omelette, but Virlutris can make one without breaking any eggs!

[Virlutris]

Nightmare1 has an entire room in The Nightmare Cave devoted to crocheting 'mech-themed baby hats for newborns. Good on ya'!

Gotta start the next generation of kids off right, best done as early as possible

Also, this is epic, 10/10:

Nightmare1, on 13 November 2015 - 11:13 AM, said:

XphR may make a good omelette, but Virlutris can make one without breaking any eggs!

Edited by Virlutris, 13 November 2015 - 12:11 PM.

[Bottlestothrottles1]

Virlutris's mechfu is so strong he once tore an Atlas's arm off and beat it to death with it.

After ejecting.

[StompingOnTanks]

Bottlestothrottles1 knows how to win threads.

[Virlutris]

StompingOnTanks knows exactly how many books are in the Library of Congress, listed under "Historical Warfare."

[XphR]

Virlutris intends to infiltrate the Library of Congress, once there he will strategically place a copy of "Hysterical Warfare", a book that has not yet been penned by a boy who has not yet been born. He believes creating this paradox will draw his current timeline closer to darkest timeline where he hopes to eliminate his darkest self and in turn grow his very own deviously short beard and mustache.

[Sparks Murphey]

After having recently visited post-apocalyptic Boston, XphR has been seen attempting to "scavenge" buildings and equipment in the hopes of building a new BattleMech for himself. He's almost done, but has yet to find a fusion core big enough.

[Virlutris]

Sparks Murphey looks on with bemusement while we luddites try to find/build/scavenge fusion cores, all the while sipping coffee brewed fresh and instantly using his "Mr. Fusion ™" home micro-reactor, which he built as a 4th-grade science project.Tragically, he received a failing grade because his teacher called it "impractical daydreaming, not science." Guess he showed us all ...

[Nightmare1]

Virlutris is in Tier 3, not because of a lack of skill or playtime, but because the number 3 is his all-time favorite number and he can't bear to be parted from it. He will tank however many matches he needs to in order to keep that progress bar from increasing. All hail the wonderful Prime Number 3! It's the last Prime Number before 5 and the most glorious of all prime numbers because of its beautiful curves!

...Or so goes his normal battlecry.

[Sparks Murphey]

Nightmare1 believes tier numbers are directly proportionate to the number of players you are better than. He is desperately trying to reach the vaunted Tier 5, but no matter how many 'Mechs he kills, his Tier refuses to increase from the lowly ranks of Tier 2.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks Murphey likes to take the Tier Numbers of people in the forum above him and try to form geometric series from them just for giggles. He's mathy like that.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 likes his women the same way he likes his BattleMechs:

Over 100 tons and packing heat.

[Nightmare1]

Ooh! Stomping likes to give people images they wish they could forget.

[Virlutris]

NIghtmare1 is really a mental hygenist. He's excited about Stomping's post because it means an up-tick in business.