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[Sparks Murphey]

XphR is a door-to-door salesman for Bergan Industries. He still hasn't managed to sell anyone a Locust, but did manage to bring back a bundle of confectionary recently, much to his bemusement.

[Son of the Flood]

Sparks Murphey always insists on taking the long way round when flanking the enemy. While some chalk this up to strategery and tactics, truth is Sparks Murphey is a FitBit addict looking for ways to increase his daily step count.

[Nightmare1]

Son actually invented the FitBit. It was originally designed to be used to determine whether or not scout Mechs were doing their jobs. The number of steps they took was counted to see if they moved around much once they left their supervisors' LOS. What Son discovered, was that, with the exception of some jitter-bugs like Sparks, most of the Light Mechs from both sides would gather at the nearest tavern and while away the time. Once the match time was up, they'd draw straws to see who would "kill" the Mechs outside and then set the self-destruct on his own Light. This gave the appearance of work to both teams while the pilots themselves did nothing but drink grog.

Son is attempting to publish his findings in BT Weekly, but to no avail. Some people are still wary of the FitBit and haven't bought into the craze yet. Until that happens, he expects Lights to continue to frequent the taverns.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare.... Is quite mad.

That's all really. Completely, totally, and utterly bonkers.

Also, being in that state, he is actually the originator of wiggling his finger in front of his lips and going "brblbrblbrblbrbl" to signify his condition.

Edited by MarineTech, 03 November 2015 - 01:48 PM.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech, on 03 November 2015 - 01:46 PM, said:

Nightmare.... Is quite mad.

That's all really. Completely, totally, and utterly bonkers.

Also, being in that state, he is actually the originator of wiggling his finger in front of his lips and going "brblbrblbrblbrbl" to signify his condition.

I always make it a point to learn from the best, which is why MarineTech is my sensei! He makes the best "brblbrblbrblbrbl" sounds out of everyone I know!

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 is a Lich I've been trying to kill for the past 437 years.

Every time I track him down, I battle my way through his undead zombie army deep underneath the Earth in his booby-trapped Gothic architecture fortress. And every single time, I slay him despite his immense magical powers. And every single time, the magic explosion created when he dies blows me into the stratosphere, before I can destroy the vessel carrying his life force to truly slay him once and for all.

Well, joke's on you, Nightmare. I have power armor now!

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 03 November 2015 - 02:54 PM.

[Nightmare1]

StompingOnTanks, on 03 November 2015 - 02:54 PM, said:

Nightmare1 is a Lich I've been trying to kill for the past 437 years.

Every time I track him down, I battle my way through his undead zombie army deep underneath the Earth in his booby-trapped Gothic architecture fortress. And every single time, I slay him despite his immense magical powers. And every single time, the magic explosion created when he dies blows me into the stratosphere, before I can destroy the vessel carrying his life force to truly slay him once and for all.

Well, joke's on you, Nightmare. I have power armor now!

The power armor that Stomping uses is inferior to my own, newly acquired power armor:




This is probably because Stomping shops at The Dollar Tree.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nightmare1 is blissfully unaware that my power suits are actually built to look like the Dollar Tree models, so as to fool my enemies into a false sense of confidence. In reality, my suits are powered by a black hole antimatter core and have lasers in their pinky toes powerful enough to slice space stations in half.

Don't even ask me what the middle finger lasers do!

[MarineTech]

StompingOnTanks is blissfully unaware that the containment vessels for his suits' power sources have been rapidly degrading over time and it's likely the next time he uses them, the black hole will be released, sucking him up his own bum.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech would know that because he's the vendor who sold Stomping the parts for his power suit. Thus, MarineTech knows exactly when his shoddy products will degrade to the point of failure.

For those who don't know, that failure point is the day after the warranty expires!

[Sizzles]

As a child, Nightmare dropped all the other children on his street on their heads.

[StompingOnTanks]

Sizzles never was a child, Cthulu stubbed his toe on a particularly hard star system, and Sizzles was winked into existence.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks started out as StompingOnLego. He considers tanks to be easy mode.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphey is blissfully unaware that the numbat population of Australian has declared war on him. Luckily though, they're located on completely opposite sides of the continent. He should probably never go to the Perth area though, because things could get dicey.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech is unaware that I've moved to a different city. Or at least, that's what he wants us all to think...

[Domoneky]

Sparks Murphey incured the wrath of MarineTech. This is what it looked like before MarineTech's wife pulled him from he blood soaked battle

Edited by Domoneky, 05 November 2015 - 03:33 PM.

[MarineTech]

Domo was sitting there watching the whole event.... Well most of the event. He kind of got distracted for a bit.

[Nightmare1]

MarineTech really likes his coffee! It's his major pick-me up in the morning. You should see him once he actually drinks the stuff!

[InsaneRotta]

Nightmare1 thinks IS tech is OP.

[Domoneky]

InsaneRotta just ruined the magic of what we had going.....