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[Sparks Murphey]

The old limerick that begins "Domoneky once stood out the front" isn't about the Domoneky above me, and he has the court order to prove it.

Edit: For those salty dogs wondering how the actual limerick goes, here it is. Not for those offended by coarse language.

Spoiler

Domoneky once stood out the front
Of the hounds of an English fox hunt.
He unpacked his kit
But decided to quit
'Cause these words are a terrible stunt.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 15 January 2014 - 12:04 AM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Did I ever tell you about the time Sparks Murphey took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Murphey takes me into a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Sparks yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock once gathered a 300 man team and spent 1.5 million to launch an in-depth scientific investigation to find out why donuts have holes.

[Smitti]

SompingOnTanks owns a secret island in the Pacific Ocean, where he is plotting to subvert the social norm.

[Sparks Murphey]

Smittiferous once smuggled the President of France out of Siberia, using nothing more advanced than a tin can and a pair of chopsticks.

[Smitti]

Sparks' alter ego is the "Mechromancer". Using a combination of spare parts, arcane rituals, ancient Lostech and a touch of voodoo, he is slowly raising an army of zombie mechs and pilots to conquer the Inner Sphere.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Marack has a monopoly on the galaxies pants supply, which is why mechwarriors tend to wear shorts or jumpsuits.

Edited: HAH! thanks David!

Edited by Shar Wolf, 16 January 2014 - 12:03 PM.

[990Dreams]

Shar Wolf, on 16 January 2014 - 11:56 AM, said:

tend tow

*to

Shar Wolf doesn't realize that U.I 2.0 is a great place to test new Mech builds

Edited by DavidHurricane, 16 January 2014 - 12:01 PM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

DavidHurricane always keeps his elbows bent at 90 degrees when his arms are by his sides.

[StompingOnTanks]

Prosperity Park pilots a Locust with a backwards-facing UAC/20.

[Sparks Murphey]

If you sum the binary code for each of the MWO 'Mechs and then convert it to ASCII, it reads "StompingOnTanks", followed by a recipe for key lime pie.

[Junkman7mgte]

It was Niko that originally thought a Steiner scout lance was a good idea.

[Hexenhammer]

Only Junkman7mgte would show in a locust for Steiner Scout Lance

[Smitti]

Hexenhammer posed for Niko's forum sig

Edited by Smittiferous, 16 January 2014 - 02:21 PM.

[990Dreams]

If Marack had to be eaten by a zombie he'd want it to be a 1D zombie

[StompingOnTanks]

DavidHurricane has a son named AlexTsunami.

[Sparks Murphey]

They call David "the Hurricane" not because he is incredibly violent or fast, but because his single eye is so incredibly still and calm.

...Which of course is beside the point. The point is that StompingOnTanks is such a skilled ninja, it was he that killed JFK. Lee Harvey Oswald fired the first shot, but StompingOnTanks caught the bullet out of the air, ran behind the grassy knoll, and threw it hard enough to assassinate the president.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 16 January 2014 - 06:13 PM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Marack Drock has fifty thousand photographs of his own camera.

[StompingOnTanks]

Prosperity Park is literally a park that became sentient after a government agency dumped a few barrels of nuclear waste on him. He communicates through a sentient tree with flexible, finger-like branches that somehow acquired a gaming laptop and an internet connection.

[990Dreams]

Sparks Murphey, on 16 January 2014 - 06:10 PM, said:

They call David "the Hurricane" not because he is incredibly violent or fast, but because his single eye is so incredibly still and calm.

Actually because I only need one calm eye to blow the {engine plasma} out of a Mech.

Marack doesn't realize that CW will kill PUGs cause everyone will be grouping up.