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[Smitti]

Marack Drock was the inspiration for Flying Debris' artwork of an Atlas murdering furries

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock dresses as Slenderman while camming on Omegle.

[Son of the Flood]

StompingOnTanks only speaks with a Scottish brogue when he's in character (which is most of the time). He finishes each sentence with either *"aye laddie", or alternatively...."FREEEEEEEDOM!"* It is also during this time that he stands10 feet tall and can kill mechs with bolts of lightning from his arse.

*(Forgive me my Scottish brethren across the pond)

In real life; however, he speaks with a UP (Upper Peninsula) accent and ends every phrase with "aye der dontcha know" and often has the faint odor of Moosehead beer about him. Only Marack Drock can understand StompingOnTanks when he's not in character.

[StompingOnTanks]

I actually live in the lower peninsula, near Detroit.

Marack Drock has profiles on several popular online dating sites where he poses as "The Sexiest Alien Parasite In The Galaxy" looking for "The Genetically Perfect Host." He hasn't gotten many friend requests.

[Son of the Flood]

^^this one made me laugh out loud

StompingOnTanks' name was given to him by the great Iroquois chief TreadsOnBattleships.

Edited by Son of the Flood, 19 January 2014 - 07:30 PM.

[Devlin Stone]

Son of the Flood wages a silent war against every forum goer. In his mind, having a post both above and below someone means he has "flanked his opponent", and thus always tries to have the first and last post on a page. He will never modify the length of his posts to achieve this, and keeps a secret list others who do.

[Sparks Murphey]

Devlin Stone has trademarked the colours "Blood Blue", "Rainbow Fandango", and "That Brownish-Green You Get Between Your Teeth When Eating Spinach". They are to be included in Crayola's 2016 limited edition 100 piece box set.

[Smitti]

Sparks Murphy, out of necessity, has to don a mobile faraday cage to go about his daily duties. For public safety, you see.

Otherwise everybody's hair stands on end while he's nearby.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock joined the army once and became a vehicle engineer, however he was kicked out when his commanding officer walked into the vehicle hangar one evening to find out all of the tanks had legs and arms with 120mm guns and missile launchers attached.

[Alaskan Nobody]

StompingOnTanks used to be StompingTanks until someone misunderstood and invented the battlemech for him.

[StompingOnTanks]

When Shar Wolf first started playing MWO, he was known as Shar Pup, until one day he single-handedly took down a Steiner Scout Lance with a one-armed Commando, a length of rope, and a 6-pack of Bud Light.

[Sparks Murphey]

StompingOnTanks invented the metal clog.

[Smitti]

^^ Shouldn't a metal clog be called a "Clang"?



Sparks Murphey figured out a way to legally neuter Harmony Gold and their claims to the Unseen. Then he got drunk on Duncan Fischer Private Select one night, and forgot everything. He's only just recently remembered his name...

[Domoneky]

smitty was part of the cockpit glass development. When asked for his ideas he simply covered himself in bacon grease laying on the copier machine and rubbing his body all over the glass as it copied a picture of it. Once printed he handed it in. He was immediately praised for his genius and been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. He currently is trying to conquer women using the same manner

[StompingOnTanks]

Domoneky is jealous of everyone else's squeaky clean windshield glass because he doesn't have Oxyclean.

[Felicitatem Parco]

StompingOnTanks recently invented a cure for amnesia... but forgot it.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Prosperity is currently hiding said cure in Paul Nuye's bathrobe pocket.

Said bathrobe is hidden is Paul McCartney's left shoe.

[Son of the Flood]

Shar Wolf can see Russia from his house. Also, do you remember that episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns has the hounds that have bees in their mouths? Those are "Shar Wolves".

[Alaskan Nobody]

Son of the Flood cannot see those invisible chains because they are made from Floodtonium - which is to his people what Kryptonite is to Kryptonians

[Alaskan Nobody]

Marack Drock' post above mine is actually accurate save one thing.... 12:00pm.... East Jupiter Time.