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[Hexenhammer]

Shar wolf's name is the result of a typo. It's missing a "t". I'll let you figure out where.

Edited by Hexenhammer, 21 January 2014 - 06:25 PM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

(if you mean next to the S.... no it really does not, if you mean next to the R... still no but bonus points for using a technically archaic word)

Hexenhammer used to be known as Cubichammer, but then discovered the 5th and 6th dimensions.

Edited by Shar Wolf, 21 January 2014 - 06:26 PM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Marack Drock is trying to discover 6 dimensional space so he can invent faster-than-light travel and get the real-life Battletech timeline rolling. All he needs is a pesky fusion engine...

[Felicitatem Parco]

StompingOnTanks got so drunk one time that he tried mounting a Beagle Active Probe on his car... he isn't allowed to own pets anymore.

[Hexenhammer]

When Prosperity Park found out he had a UAV he asked for penicillin.

[StompingOnTanks]

Hexenhammer's Urbanmech don't give a ****.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Marack Drock once locked himself out of his neurohelmet.. while he was wearing it.

[StompingOnTanks]

A programming error in the central computer of Marack Drock's Catapult C1 has caused it to become sentient.

It (or "He" as he prefers to be called) now works as a security officer at Leo's Nude Kintaros Gentleman's Club, where he packs SRMs and a Mech Tazer and kicks out any mech that starts showing his Autocannon around.

[Domoneky]

StompingOnTanks has a closet shrine dedicated to me.

[Nathan Foxbane]

Marack Drock lost the keys to his Dodge Charger... in his Wells Technologies Charger.

[StompingOnTanks]

Nathan Foxbane holds the current Guiness Inner Sphere Record for length of time spend driving a Jenner backwards.

[Son of the Flood]

Nathan Foxbane is a lot like Johnny Appleseed. They both share a love of apples, but instead of planting apple seeds Nathan Foxbane plants high velocity depleted uranium slugs into your mech's cockpit. He often can be heard exclaiming "how bout them apples?" after doing this.

StompingOnTanks, on 23 January 2014 - 04:44 PM, said:

Nathan Foxbane holds the current Guiness Inner Sphere Record for length of time spend driving a Jenner backwards.

Despite his loud name, StompingOnTanks is quite stealthy as evidenced by ninjaing me with his last post.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Son of the Flood is actually a Pirate, which is why the Ninja posters can get away with it so easily
(now if only they would stand and fight him...)

[Sir Roland MXIII]

Shar Wolf is actually his own evil twin due to a time traveling accident that - for ONCE - did not involve a mysterious blue Police Box.

Shar Wolf, on 23 January 2014 - 04:55 PM, said:

Son of the Flood is actually a Pirate, which is why the Ninja posters can get away with it so easily
(now if only they would stand and fight him...)

What Ninja Posters? I don't see any Ninja poster's, but maybe that's because they're ninjas!

Also Pirates are too full of rum to care about Ninjas they can't see, until they steal the rum. Then it's ON!

[StompingOnTanks]

Sir Roland MXIII is was my past grammar teacher in back when high school.

[Hexenhammer]

StompingOnTanks, on 23 January 2014 - 05:16 PM, said:

Sir Roland MXIII is was my past grammar teacher in back when high school.

Stomping skipped a lot of school back in the day.

[StompingOnTanks]

Wherever Hexenhammer drops onto the battlefield, he plays "Can't Touch This" on his Heavy Metal's loudspeakers and choreographs all of his battle moves perfectly, and always ends "hammer time!" with an AC/10 - PPC blast into somebody's cockpit.

[Sir Roland MXIII]

StompingOnTanks has never actually stomped on any tanks. He has however, asked them very politely to stop getting underneath his feet, "politely" meaning an AC20, and "very" meaning his other AC20.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Sir Roland mounted Stomping's AC/20s on the bottom of his mech's feet.

[StompingOnTanks]

Shar Wolf, on 23 January 2014 - 05:36 PM, said:

Sir Roland mounted Stomping's AC/20s on the bottom of his mech's feet.

I call them "Jump Jets" because when I fire the recoil launches me upwards some 50m or so, usually followed by my "accidental" landing on the nearest treaded inferioriod. They also make for great roundhouse kicks!

Shar Wolf once designed and prototype tested a mech called the DakkaDoom DKD-0X for the Federated Suns. It was a 100 ton Assault mech based loosely on the Jagermech chassis, armed with no less than eight AutoCannon/2s - four per arm - and four MGs in the side torsos. The project was canceled, as it was feared that the use of even one of these mechs in combat would bring about the end of the universe.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 23 January 2014 - 07:10 PM.