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[Sizzles]

Virlutris once invited some transformers to a party.



It is a mistake he will never make again.

[Virlutris]

Sizzles, on 02 June 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

Virlutris once invited some transformers to a party.



It is a mistake he will never make again.

I would totally make this mistake again.

Sizzles is automatically jealous of other people's robot decisions. He just finds it hard not to notice how awrsome their ideas are. Sometimes he second-guesses himself to the point that he projects onto others his own self-judgmental attitude concerning his percieved mistake.

It's okay man, don't believe your inner critic. "Transformers at a Party" is a great idea.

Edited by Virlutris, 02 June 2016 - 03:23 PM.

[MechWarrior319348]

Virlutris's aim is a well talked about phenomenon. He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

Edited by Delta 62, 02 June 2016 - 05:17 PM.

[WonderSparks]

Meanwhile Delta 62's aim is so uncanny even people in other dimensions know, respect, and fear it.
It is so great that, with all of their senses dulled, and equipped only with a Small Laser, they still managed to pop a star halfway across the galaxy.

[Sparks Murphey]

WonderSparks had an invisible jet, but it was stolen by Wonder Woman.

[Son of the Flood]

Sparks Murphey and Wondersparks have teamed up to create a new sparkling water called Murphey's Wonderful Sparkling Water.

It tastes like burning with a hint of furniture polish.

It is bottled in a refurbished (new carpeting) former paint thinner factory.

Already the number 1 sparkling water in Greenland....look for it in stores near you soon!

Edited by Son of the Flood, 12 June 2016 - 04:18 AM.

[Virlutris]

Son of the Flood likes to bake cheese sticks into blueberry muffins.

He assures folks that the combination of sweet and savory is "teh nu hotniss."

[Tank]

When Virlutis not fighting Clans in his giant stompy mech, he sells wasabi dressed in cute green dragon costume.

[Nightmare1]

Tank can fit a square peg into a round hole, to the utter befuddlement of psychologists everywhere.

[Tank]

Nighmare1 fuels his mech fusion reactor with cookies, all of maintenance personal quit because all they ever get is the crumbs...

Edited by Tank, 19 June 2016 - 05:45 AM.

[Nightmare1]

Tank comes up with the crumbiest Fun Facts...

See what I did there?

[Tank]

Fun fact, all people of Sumerset left with Jade Falcon not because Green Birds wanted to take them. But because crumby Nighmare1 puns where to munch to bear.

But it had opposite effect in FRR, where he become popular comic and was the reason why FRR joined the Ghost Bear.

[Sparks Murphey]

Tank recently placed his 1000th post, taking him a little more than 4 and a half years. At roughly 16.5 hours per post, Tank could be said to have described his feat as "exhausting" and "mind-numbing", however our reporters have been unable to reach him for comment, so that's entirely speculation. The agricultural company who were paying him to install the line of fence posts issued a statement saying they were deeply, deeply sorry and are glad it is over so they can finally move on with their lives.

[Tank]

Sparks Murphy secretly works as a bridesmaid on so called "kangaroo weddings", how do I know? Once he asked me to rent him my ship for the upcoming celebrations, but do the feisty nature of creatures, irritated guests and this being a FRR ship full of party favors we ended up crashing on what happened to be planet of Kaetetoa, where we almost spend an year of our lives restoring ship and fighting off new conflict between kangaroos and tetatae birds.

Worst year of my life...

Edited by Tank, 20 June 2016 - 02:08 AM.

[Domoneky]

Tank is

[Nightmare1]

Domonkey is...
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...Something, none of us are really sure what.

[Tank]

Whenever Nighmare1 is confused he swings on his wrecking ball to went his frustrations, of course that leaves everyone else confused.

[Sparks Murphey]

Tank won a staring contest with an ER large laser. The laser, in a show of unsportslaser behaviour, then fried Tank to a crisp, before insulting the referees and storming out.

Tank is good-natured about the whole thing, noting that being fried to a crisp probably gives him an edge later this month when he goes into the staring semi-finals against Medusa.

[Nightmare1]

Sparks was once the final contestant in a pi-eating contest. However, he was unable to eat his way past the 37th decimal place and gave up ingloriously. Nowadays, he's known as the "guy who couldn't eat pi!"

[Sizzles]

Nightmare is doomed.

Doomed to what, only Hanse Davion knows . . . But its not like he is going to be explaining it to anyone anytime soon.

But there is one thing. I have it on good authority that this 'doom' Nightmare will suffer will extend to those around him.

Sooooo...