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[Sizzles]

Nightmare doesn't know it, but there is a skeleton inside him.

keep it on the down low, hes afraid of skeletons.

[Tank]

Sizzles lives in constant lack of cowbell.

[Sparks Murphey]

Tank's friends know the low rider. Except apparently Sizzles.

[Tank]

Marack's Vipers are feathered and nested in K-Town for unknown reason, there also been a lot cases of disappearing chickens there recently. Bird police is on the case.

[Nightmare1]

When people wonder how Tank got his name, they generally think he got it because he drives tanks. They don't realize that it's actually because he lives in a re-purposed chemical storage tank. He got the idea to live in one after watching a James Bond Movie.

He has trouble with parking though since the denizens of the chemical plant where he lives don't know of his existence. They keep towing his car away every time that he parks in the "Employee of the Month" spot.

[Tank]

Nightmare, used to keep chickens on his dropship - nothing beats fresh omelet in the morning. But once the smartest one opened a transition with Clan Jade Falcon witch resulted in a Batchall and many "MY HOME PLANET!!!" screams in result.
Story don't tell us how he dealt with this conundrum, but all I know that he is no longer have his space fearing chicks.

[Nightmare1]

Tank is right; all my chickens were "space fearing." I taught them to fear those vast, dark reaches by showing them what happened to Tank every time I punted him out of the airlock to my lil' bro's (BerserX's) DropShip across that inky void during our energetic games of "Tank Catch!" To this day, we still have to keep Tank in a plexiglass tank with that bright, white, starched straight jacket. Poor guy keeps babbling about "football" and "never should have been brought into space."

[MarineTech]

Prior to the "bagel-head" look becoming a fad in Japan, Marack had a similar idea, with a more European flair. Unfortunately his baguette-head look never really caught on.

[Sparks Murphey]

MarineTech chews on other people's hair. While initially this was considered weird and somewhat creepy, it quickly caught on in the fashion circles. The wealthy and elite now pay upwards of $10 a nibble to have MarineTech sample their hair and rate it's tastiness.

[Alexandra Hekmatyar]

The user above me is not Sparks Murphey but actually is the reincarnation of Bernhard Knipperdolling. o.o

[Nightmare1]

Cousland is actually the alt account for MarineTech. Shh! Nobody's supposed to know!

[Windscape]

Nightmare 1 claims that cousland is Marine Tech´s alt without a proper bird inspection.

[Nightmare1]

Windscape "Likes" a lot of stuff all at once.

For real; my Inbox just drowned in e-mails saying he "Liked" my posts, lol.

[MarineTech]

Nightmare was once perched-on by a small group of colorful birds as a child. This caused untold emotional damage to his mind and thus has eliminated his ability to appreciate K-Town today.

[Sizzles]

Marine has never actually been to K-town.

He just really loves to talk about it.

[MarineTech]

Due to a genetic abnormality, Sizzles has almost no spatial awareness. This causes him no end of difficulty. He has a tendency to bump into things, overfill his glass, and mis-judge distance.

This is why he's unable to discern that I'm a fixture in K-Town, and instead, thinks I'm in Hoboken.

[MechRaccoon]

MarineTech earned his title by attempting to build boats out of numerous pieces of electronics. While the Dellphin immediately sank upon boarding, the MicroSail was extremely successful, sailing all the way around the globe before crashing into a fishing boat at full speed and exploding.

[Virlutris]

MechRacoon is actually a double-agent for t he TrashPanda Mafia.

Shhh. He can't know that we know.

It would be awkward. >.>

[Sparks Murphey]

Virlutris understands how awkward being revealed to be a double-agent can be.

He was approached by a MIIO agent who explained that the key advantage of being a double-agent was that you effectively got double your pay. On receiving his next regular pay from the Maskirovka, he was disappointed to find that he had only received his normal amount of pay. He took this up with the paymaster, explaining that he should be receiving twice as much because he was now a double-agent.

It was very awkward.

[MarineTech]

Sparks Murphey is considered a master of the didgeridoo. While most players have to learn circular breathing in order to play the instrument, Sparks took it several steps further and learned trapezoidal breathing.

This has allowed him to produce sounds not normally heard from the instrument.

It is also the reason that quokkas worship him as a minor deity.