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[Linksdx]

629. mechs from most other dimensions are deadlier than ours .....deal with it

Edited by Linksdx, 26 March 2014 - 05:09 AM.

[Rushin Roulette]

Shar Wolf, on 25 March 2014 - 09:51 AM, said:

I'm not sure.... does algebra not suck in other countries?
(don't really get the other two either - I think 24 is a TV show - but I don't watch TV... and a lot of men - and some women - have been referred to as the Greatest American Hero)

You can only answer this in one way;


629: If the maths and physics in the MW universe is incorrect, then this is the effect of "Space Sci-fi magic" and everything can be considered correct again.

[Tustle]

EDIT: Nope, missed a bunch, shoot I didn't see that the tips list moved a page. AGAIN. So...

Rushin Roulette, on 25 March 2014 - 11:59 PM, said:

629: If the maths and physics in the MW universe is incorrect, then this is the effect of "Space Sci-fi magic" and everything can be considered correct again.

629 b. Be advised, Inner Sphere scientists adhere to the following rule:

Edited by Tank Man, 26 March 2014 - 09:34 AM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

Tank Man, on 26 March 2014 - 09:27 AM, said:

Extra "like" for the comic there.

Hadn't occurred to me to use any of that as a wallpaper.

[GrandLocomon]

Marack Drock, on 26 March 2014 - 05:11 PM, said:

I blame you for the swamp people being canon.

Wrong thread!

[IraqiWalker]

630. Using the HPG station to send pict-transmissions of you mooning "friends" on the other end of the solar system, is in fact not allowed. Stop telling the rookies they can do it. Last time something like this happened, one of the picts ended up accidentally starting a minor civil war.

If that happens again, you will be thrown head first into that war theater, without a mech, and naked.

[GrandLocomon]

Marack Drock, on 26 March 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

You are a swamp person then!

631. GrandLocomon is not a swamp person. She is a finely tuned machine.
632. You are not allowed to alter the screens and radio antennae on your mech to pick up TV signals.
633. Mechs don't fall over when they run into each other at speed because magic.

[Tustle]

GrandLocomon, on 26 March 2014 - 09:22 PM, said:

633. Mechs don't fall over when they run into each other at speed because magic SCIENCE.

SCIENCE!
-fist shaking and goggles and lab coats and test tubes oh my!-

[Alaskan Nobody]

Tank Man, on 27 March 2014 - 06:49 AM, said:

MAD SCIENCE!
-fist shaking and goggles and lab coats and test tubes oh my!-

Fixed that for you.

[IraqiWalker]

634. Science is no longer needed. As long as we can get our hands on the memory cores, we'll be just fine. That's how our ancestors did it, right?

[SnagaDance]

635. It's the 'New Avalon Institute of Magic', get it right people!

[Linksdx]

636. Atlas cockpits have bad peripheral vision so don't blame the pilot if you think its a good idea to suddenly walk in front of them in a fire fight and find a ac 20 round in your rear plating i mean come one people you seen the size of the damn cockpit on that thing ? its tiny and its nto like were gonna notice your short stubby mechs if you walk in front of the AC 20

[Alaskan Nobody]

Marack Drock, on 27 March 2014 - 04:28 PM, said:

637. Shoot anyone who's name starts with an D and ends with a K.

(this is starting to sound personal - NOT GOOD)

[Alaskan Nobody]

If that is what you think....

[Bartholomew bartholomew]

639. convincing your sqaud mates to switch out thier fusion reactors for solar powered batterries "because that is what got us here from halfway across the galaxy!" Will lead to immediate demotion..

[StompingOnTanks]

640. If it has enough firepower to down a skyscraper in one hit, you can't have it.

[Snivler Spawn]

641. Pulling pranks on senior personnel is not a rite of passage, stop telling new recruits this. We have had one too many instances of carbonated beverages violently emptying their contents onto peoples' faces.
642. Replacing an engineer's tools with rocks is also unacceptable and will likely result in your mech's armor plating being dented rather than repaired.
643. We're not banging rocks together over here.

[Linksdx]

644. raven pilots we would like to politely ask you to stop quoting edgar allan poe's the raven over coms in battle your creeping some of the rookie's out and the rest of us have better things to do than listen to poems

[IraqiWalker]

Linksdx, on 27 March 2014 - 01:20 PM, said:

636. Atlas cockpits have bad peripheral vision so don't blame the pilot if you think its a good idea to suddenly walk in front of them in a fire fight and find a ac 20 round in your rear plating i mean come one people you seen the size of the damn cockpit on that thing ? its tiny and its nto like were gonna notice your short stubby mechs if you walk in front of the AC 20

Heeeeeyyyyyy That was helpful! XD

Linksdx, on 28 March 2014 - 05:41 AM, said:

644. raven pilots we would like to politely ask you to stop quoting edgar allan poe's the raven over coms in battle your creeping some of the rookie's out and the rest of us have better things to do than listen to poems

Addendum to that"
644.b Also, stop saying "Nevermore" after getting the last kill in battle, or any kill for that matter, once you've destroyed more than one mech and say "nevermore" after each one, the word loses it's meaning.

[Linksdx]

IraqiWalker, on 28 March 2014 - 08:38 AM, said:

Heeeeeyyyyyy That was helpful! XD

its only helpful to the if it happens and there less chance of that then a atlas getting JJ....thinking about that


645. please do not add black market jump jests to the atlas its not built for it and as cool as you think it would be to send a 100 ton atlas flying the amount and size of jumpjets you would need would really cut into your wages and your paying for damages to A. the atlas and B. what ever you land on