First I roll out in my "basically stock" SDR-5K(C), with a few slight modifications from factory. I've never been an amazing Light pilot by any means, but tonight I'm determined. Drop on Canyon Network, and play my little Spider heart out, and lo and behold, a decent match, with roughly 300 damage, 2 kills, and a handful of assists and spotting bonuses and the like.
Feeling a little bit better about the whole idea, I hop into my SDR-5V (yeah, I know right?), with XL280, BAP, AMS, and 2 MPLs. Traditionally, I have absolutely no idea what to do with this thing, other than just try to scout and call out info and what not, but what the hell, if ever there was a time to grind this thing out, Double XP weekend would be just that time, right? Land on Frozen City, and immediately start running around trying to do what I can to scout the perimeter, and lock targets for Blue, while tossing in a random bust of MPL fire here and there. Even end up scoring the finishing blow on the almost gone CT of a Shadow Hawk that was hiding behind the ice trying to avoid my teammates fire. Uh-oh, too late, realize I'm cut off from my team, and my meager 2 JJs aren't getting me up the ice cliff face back to my them, so I attempt to run around behind the enemy, vault over a Jager and think I've successfully ducked behind a building on my way back to my team, then, BAM! LL from the Jager I'd leaped, and who I didn't think could have a LoS on me takes out my side torso rear and kills my engine.
Hit the mechlab and swap out the 2 MPLs and a ton of AMS ammo for an ERLL, figuring, hey, I had a decent enough match in that 5K, and this just makes it a 5K with BAP and without MGs.
Launch and drop into River City. Nice, seems promising for new intended role of targeting and sniping. The whole match I'm bobbing and weaving in and out of buildings, pulling up short and ducking around to snipe, scoring what feels like hit after hit. 1 kill, then a 2nd one, and then finally, when we're down to our last 3 mechs against their last one, an ECM Raven, the Firestarter on my team and myself get the Raven between us as we circle and snipe at it, and I get the hit to his torso that kills him. So now I'm thinking, "Damn, 3 kills! And I've been sniping and running and being all crazy in this thing, I can't WAIT to see my stats." Match ends, and here's what I was rewarded with...
3 Kills (Nice! Who says a Spider needs MGs, EH KURITA?!), 4 Assists (Great! Sure! I was all over the place, sniping at everyone, so yeah!)...and 49 Damage (Wait...WHAT? 49 as in Forty-Nine? Is there a zero missing? Like, as in not even 50, much less the far higher scores I've been pulling much more often often now days? There's GOT to be a zero missing, right?. Yeah, I think with that I'll go to bed.
I wish I'd thought to take a SS, because that HAS to be some kind of record for lowest amount of damage per kill so far right?
Like, I'd go lay in bed, but now I'm not so sure I'd actually land on my bed if I aimed for it, and might end up on the floorboards.





























