loopala, on 03 October 2016 - 08:37 AM, said:
i just can't like this (HEY PGI we need a dislike button!!!)
in a grand show of solidarity i will not play fri, sat or sun.
J/K not about the not playing part. The wife is dragging me (kicking and screaming BTW) to the mall of America. leave friday back sunday. grrr we never get to go anywhere i want to go. every year i suggest Knob Creek but noooo she wants to do Disney next year.
Wait...you are traveling from the UP down to the twin cities for the purpose of going to the Mall of America? Like, that is your actual "goal" destination for this trip? You poor fellow.
Ok as a native who despises that place with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, allow me share with you a little game/tactic that is fun to play with those who "just have to go to the mall!":
Every time you walk by one of the more than a dozen sun glasses stores act like that is the store you came all this way to see. Insist on going to all four of the caribou coffees and act like it is the greatest thing ever. Make a point of hitting all three "LIDS" stores, both Famous Footwares and every god damn t-shirt shop (there is at least 20) in the place...the more mundane and mediocre (but repetitive in its locations) the store the better. At each and every one, every time, act as if it is an awe inspiring and life changing experience to be there (doing this in both Victoria's Secrets may get you escorted out, so be careful).
Do that, and your visit will be short, and you will never be drug there again.
Oh and don't forget to check out Sears! Closing soon!
Edited by Bud Crue, 03 October 2016 - 10:33 AM.