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[Koniving]

Void Angel, on 09 April 2014 - 05:23 PM, said:

Lysdexia is no maughing latter.

Is it bad I read this as "Dyslexia is no laughing matter" before it clicked that you had intentionally jacked with the words?

[Rhaythe]

Assmodeus, on 09 April 2014 - 04:27 PM, said:

What about zombie?

Good call!

Void Angel, on 09 April 2014 - 05:23 PM, said:

Lysdexia is no maughing latter.

Ha!

[Kjudoon]

Epic thread is Epic!

I love watching snowballs I throw start avalanches of community awesome. Way to carry harder Rhaythe.

[Mordin Ashe]

+1 to OP!
Though I don't agree with two points: SL and swayback were never the meta. They were, back in the old days of closed beta when there were no limits on engine size. One could fit 9xSL into a Hunchback, grab the biggest XL engine and run around with some 120kph. Very appealing build that can be somehow imitated by Blackjack with 7xSL and the biggest engine. Or 7xML for that matter.

[KuroNyra]

Just something who is usually said during the match.

AARRGG!!! GET IF OFF!! GET IF OFF!!! AAAARRRGG!: Allouction usually say when a Heavy/Assault mech is attacked by a Spider. Meaning he require your immediate assistance. Have some mercy for the arachnophobe. :3

[The Basilisk]

Made my day
Never the less its either so funny how true all this is one should lough tears or just hopp of a bridge because mankind and especialy most MWO players just ...

[KuroNyra]

The pass: It's the The way allowing on HPG Manifold to get on the other side of the moutain, with out taking the great corner. Or the tunnel. Going there alone usually mean get headshooted by the Boomjaëger always watching that way. ^^

The tunnel: On HPG Manifold, there's a unnel allowing to go a bit under the mountain. You usually avoid to fight in that area. Unless you are in huge number and all rushing at the same time ZERG-STYLE (KEKEKEKEKEKE). Yeah the radio actually WORK on that tunnel! Same for your cell phone! If you have a goodbye message to send. You can do it there!

[Evil Ed]

LRM-boat: Assault mech loaded with long range missiles. The pilot has picked one of the most armored mechs in the game, but have no intention on getting close to the frontline and expose himself to enemy fire/help absorb damage. The LRM-boat will instead stand at least 800 meters back and fire missiles while complaining about locks "not hold". Announces his presence with "Hold locks, please." Often dies to wolf packs.

Edited by Evil Ed, 10 April 2014 - 02:49 AM.

[Magna Canus]

GIANT TARGET, on 09 April 2014 - 11:25 AM, said:

Saddle or Hump - the space between the two hills in the middle of Crimson Straits.

We usually call it the cleavage.

EDIT: (Example) Me in a light scouting out D4/D5 on Crimson "Penetrating cleavage".
All clear: "No residue detected"
Enemy contact: "Watch out for the tip"

Umm... my unit has a number of Brits with dirty minds I might add...

Edited by Magnakanus, 10 April 2014 - 02:58 AM.

[Evil Ed]

"The crack"

[Magna Canus]

Evil Ed, on 10 April 2014 - 02:54 AM, said:

"The crack"

I hope that has no reflection on your orientation.... LOL

[o0Marduk0o]

Rhaythe, on 09 April 2014 - 07:31 AM, said:

• PUG (noun, person or group) - If you single-drop into MWO, this is you. Though it comprises up to 84 percent of the player population at any given time

Still wrong, I can't imagine how this can be misread all the time.

[Rhaythe]

Additional section added, and I took as many pieces from people as I could recall. Thanks again!

o0Marduk0o, on 10 April 2014 - 03:26 AM, said:

Still wrong, I can't imagine how this can be misread all the time.

I'm not letting something silly, like facts, get in the way of humor.

[VXJaeger]

Streaktaro - Kintaro packed full of Streak missiles, lazors and huge XL-engine. Solution if you have pest problem with Wolf Packs, but not very good at anything else.

Lego field - Area of tiny buildings at Forest Colony camouflaged with trees. Even on light mech you can't see them before you are catched by them and can't move anywhere. To assault mechs deadly trap which leaves them totally exposed to fire. Location at C3/C4-border.

**** plug - Quick rush through tunnel at Crimson Straits *KEKEKEKEKE*

Edited by VXJaeger, 10 April 2014 - 06:14 AM.

[KuroNyra]

Rhaythe, on 10 April 2014 - 03:55 AM, said:

Additional section added, and I took as many pieces from people as I could recall. Thanks again!

Meh you didn't took mine about the spider. :'(
KURONYRA DISAPPOINTED!
I SHALL LIKE THAT THREAD EVEN MORE!

[Rhaythe]

KuroNyra, on 10 April 2014 - 06:07 AM, said:

Meh you didn't took mine about the spider. :'(
KURONYRA DISAPPOINTED!
I SHALL LIKE THAT THREAD EVEN MORE!

It's in there. Look in the dictionary under Arachnophobe. I just reworded it and added my own piss-poor writing style.

[Toadflakz]

Tesunie, on 09 April 2014 - 11:48 AM, said:

Actually, I really have been liking my Griffins as of late (well, one Griffin anyway. The rest I seem to not like much),

3M by any chance?

[WintermuteOmega]

Loved that post!
"GG" annoys me sooo much in 12v0 Matches .

Don't chase the Rabbit / Squirrel is still missing, where the whole Team starts running aways from the battlefield to hunt one Light Mech. Ref.: RTB

o7

[The Great Unwashed]

The Gauss rifle: a useless weapon that takes so long charge that Gauss-jagers now have trouble getting more than 6 kills per match.

Range modulus: pay an arm and a leg to obtain the additional range equivalent to the mech leaning slightly forward.

Team orders: allowing the mechcommander the place an icon on the minimap about 2 minutes into the game indicating the team is walking in the wrong direction.

"Please Lock". A friendly reminder that even people who use auto-aim weapons need help hitting a target.

Edited by The Great Unwashed, 10 April 2014 - 06:41 AM.

[Magna Canus]

Mmmm,
might wanna add something about pre-game chat posts of this sort;

"Lord Blah-di-blah. ggClose".