That's it.
I'm done.
I'm out.
I've had it.
These people are being deliberately and maliciously obtuse. Munin's vomitous mess up there isn't even arguing against the point I'm trying to make. He's just p!ssed off because I'm not all nice and fwuffy and let's make fwiends and go to Pywoland, evewybody! with every post I make. Because apparently making the bad man say sorry is more important than actually having a coherent argument to present.
You know what? If you jackalopes want to go out there with an Atlas armed with 35 ALRMs and nothing else, do it. Do it up.
Do it hard. Have a blast, tell yourselves as loudly as you want that you’re Beating Up the Big Nasty Evil
META by rocking it OG-style and sticking it to the
Man with your super-awesome original build, and doesn’t that 1453-R jerkbag feel dumb
naow because you just landed 700 damage and 3 kills, HUZZAM! How’s
that for a terrible ‘Mech, huh 1453?! Yeah, suck it! SUCK IT HARD 1453, YOU META-HUMPING BASSHOLE! LONG LIVE THE LRM ATLAS!
Here’s a clue from me to you – that 1453-R jerkbag has been a Johnny-Spike
his entire life. My greatest passion in MWO, as in every TCG, every Armored Core game, every buildy MMO, every
everything I’ve ever done, is to make my own unique ‘Mechs/decks/cores/characters/
things that still manage to win games. My greatest joy is to make things that are both
mine and
good. To do that requires the ability to actually tell Good from Bad, a skill I’ve honed across dozens of games in multiple media types for
nearly two decades, and you know something? That PERSONAL EXPERIENCE is telling me that an Atlas with 35 ALRMs and no guns is, surprisingly enough,
objectively worse than an Atlas with 35 ALRMS AND ALSO GUNS.
But no. Your playstyle is to take the biggest, baddest, most powerfully armed and tonnage-unrestrictive bruiser in the entire game and turn it into a pre-legged Catapult with a Locust bolted to its head. And you expect me to applaud your choice when you get seven hundred damage and three kills…
but we still lose the game because the enemy had an Atlas with ALRMs
AND an AC/20
AND lasers, and it got
nine hundred damage and
five kills because it was up in the thick of the scrum doling out Death with both hands and a shovel
after it did the EXACT SAME THING you did just as effectively as you did it, and Lurmed at people while the battle was in the Lurmy phase!
Well you know? Maybe I’m going to incorporate calling out AtLRMases in-game for the worthless wastes of tonnage and drop space they are into
my playstyle. After all, apparently someone can justify
absolutely anything by saying “this is just my playstyle!” or “this is what works for me!” Well, it totally works for my playstyle to win games, and I’m so very terribly sorry that winning games doesn’t seem to be part of your playstyle – BUT KEEP YOUR ASTONISHINGLY UNDERGUNNED CATAPULTS-DO-IT-BETTER JENNER-BAIT JUNKHEAPS OUT OF MY DAMN MATCHES.
Catch you later, Void. I tried…gods above and below, I tried…
Edited by 1453 R, 01 May 2014 - 04:47 PM.