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[Sephlock]

Autocannon gnomes.

Basically, a consumable that will cause little pointed hatted creatures to crawl out of a pod on your mech (one that can be critically hit, instantly killing them and making the pod useless) with toothbrushes and plungers to unjam your ultra autocannons in half the time.

If need be, they could be shot off the user's mech.



Seriously though, how about a "faster unjamming" module? Preferably without some pitifully low modifier like the other modules. Make it AT LEAST cut the unjamming time in half, with the advanced version cutting the time by 75%.

BUWA HA HA HA HAA!

[Roadbeer]

IIC.
The next cash grab.


















Called it.

[Sephlock]

Roadbeer, on 22 May 2014 - 05:24 PM, said:

IIC.
The next cash grab.

















Called it.

I hereby award you the provisional title "NostraRoadbeer". Because "Roadbeardamus" would just be silly.

Edited by Sephlock, 22 May 2014 - 05:30 PM.

[darkkterror]

Only if they shout out travel tips on the way to their target.

[Sephlock]

They also need to release these, with a red hatted hero version named "David".

[Alex Warden]

Roadbeer, on 22 May 2014 - 05:24 PM, said:

IIC.
The next cash grab.



Called it.

i already did it 2 months ago as well as IS omnis as a "counter package"

don´t nail me on the order

Edited by Alex Warden, 22 May 2014 - 07:23 PM.

[Roadbeer]

Alex Warden, on 22 May 2014 - 07:22 PM, said:

i already did it 2 months ago as well as IS omnis as a "counter package"

don´t nail me on the order

Screenshot or it didn't happen

[Bishop Steiner]

will stop the evil clans!!!

[Octavian]

give me whammy IIC or give me more dire wolves!!!

[Bad Karma 308]

See, now, my thought for a better version of the flamer should be this:

You walk up to a mech, trigger your "Flamers" and instantly 5-6 "well fashioned" guys that are great at accessorizing jump out of your mech and proceed to repaint the targeted enemy's mech in various shades of pastel colors. As they are very skillful at this, they would succeed in painting over the enemy's windscreen as well, thereby rendering the enemy pilot blind for the duration of the match.

Also, the enemy would now have to spend more C-Bills/MC after the match to have their mech repainted......


Just my .02

Edited by Bad Karma 308, 22 May 2014 - 11:13 PM.

[Koniks]

Sephlock, on 22 May 2014 - 05:23 PM, said:

Autocannon gnomes.

Basically, a consumable that will cause little pointed hatted creatures to crawl out of a pod on your mech (one that can be critically hit, instantly killing them and making the pod useless) with toothbrushes and plungers to unjam your ultra autocannons in half the time.

If need be, they could be shot off the user's mech.



Seriously though, how about a "faster unjamming" module? Preferably without some pitifully low modifier like the other modules. Make it AT LEAST cut the unjamming time in half, with the advanced version cutting the time by 75%.

BUWA HA HA HA HAA!

1. First you get the UAC jam.
2. ...
3. Profit!

[Sephlock]

Bishop Steiner, on 22 May 2014 - 10:22 PM, said:

will stop the evil clans!!!

Are they shooting at an incoming dropship?

[Bishop Steiner]

Sephlock, on 22 May 2014 - 11:05 PM, said:

Are they shooting at an incoming dropship?

they are celebrating, mexican revolution style. VIVA LA URBIE!!!!!!!

[Lyoto Machida]

Bad Karma 308, on 22 May 2014 - 10:51 PM, said:

See, now, my thought for a better version of the flamer should be this:

You walk up to a mech, trigger your "Flamers" and instantly 5-6 "well fashioned" guys that are great at accessorizing jump out of your mech and proceed to repaint the targeted enemy's mech in various shades of pastel colors. As they are very skillful at this, they would succeed in painting over the enemy's windscreen as well, thereby rendering the enemy pilot blind for the duration of the match.

Also, the enemy would now have to spend more C-Bills/MC after the match to have their mech repainted......


Just my .02

[Fiona Marshe]

Do you even notice a UAC jam? At four seconds, it unjams before you're enemies AC20 even recycles.