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#61 Jukebox1986

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 09:00 AM

View PostHykelion, on 24 June 2012 - 08:58 AM, said:

Which seems to be a direct result of their lack of culture. I mean, what kind of civilized man is incapable of hunting for dinner with an Autocannon? I suspect the Cappies find eating with proper knives, forks, and spoons non-intuitive too!

Eh, Chopsticks? I suppose Spoons too, but im sure they go for chopsticks... :)
Anyway, Rice is easy to hunt. :)

#62 Artifice

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 09:02 AM

I don't understand the opposition to Tetatae consumption. They also have criminals, arseholes and oxygen thieves.

Their society can only benefit from the removal of these individuals, much as Great Britain profited by the expulsion of undesirables to.. wait, there's something wrong with this argument..

Either way, I'll be happy to chow on some Honey Tetat or Tetat Cacciatore once it becomes available in the local dialect of food.

Tetatacos!

#63 Balls of Steele

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 11:03 AM

Did we mention that Tetatae consumption causes sterility in human males? May have forgotten that one...

#64 Jukebox1986

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 12:21 PM

View PostBalls of Steele, on 24 June 2012 - 11:03 AM, said:

Did we mention that Tetatae consumption causes sterility in human males? May have forgotten that one...

Just cook it over 80°. ;)

#65 Allen Wren

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 02:36 PM

View PostKing Curt, on 24 June 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

El Pollo, Loco?


No. El pollo rico. El pollo...royal.

#66 Ettibber

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 12:16 AM

View PostBalls of Steele, on 24 June 2012 - 11:03 AM, said:

Did we mention that Tetatae consumption causes sterility in human males? May have forgotten that one...

...it does? can i get a tetatae then?

#67 Alizabeth Aijou

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:08 AM

Found a picture of "El Pollo Rico":
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#68 Chris Duncan

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:18 AM

View PostVandal, on 22 June 2012 - 06:56 PM, said:


MESSAGE PAID FOR BY THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S COMMUNIST CONFEDERATION OF THE CAPELLAN STATE, TETATAE-HUMAN RELATIONS LEAGUE UNION.


So that is what the House Liao has become? Funny, one would think that the Capellan States were made up by honorable man and not a bunch of chicken sh*ts.

#69 rilianv

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 07:58 PM

View PostChris Duncan, on 25 June 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:


So that is what the House Liao has become? Funny, one would think that the Capellan States were made up by honorable man and not a bunch of chicken sh*ts.



if you want honorable, chickenless men then you need to go to St. Ives

#70 Chris Duncan

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 10:12 PM

St Ives and Cappellan same chicken farm. Very soon you end up at El Pollo Rico. Here's your future, chickenboy:
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#71 Ettibber

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 05:26 AM

View Postrilianv, on 25 June 2012 - 07:58 PM, said:



if you want honorable, chickenless men then you need to go to St. Ives

Honourable men who have been taken captive by fedrat oppressors.

#72 Lupine

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:40 AM

Davions we have to act now against these parasites!!! They are stealing our money!!!

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They are all known criminals!!!

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Worst of all they are taking our women!!!

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This could be your daughter or wife next time !!!

Rise up fellow Davions and let us put these misbegotten fowl where they belong...on the dinner table!

#73 Hykelion

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:41 AM

View PostEttibber, on 26 June 2012 - 05:26 AM, said:

Honourable men who have been taken captive by fedrat oppressors.

Keep believing that propaganda, Cappie Commoner.

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 08:50 AM

View PostMagnificent Fartlord, on 22 June 2012 - 12:54 PM, said:

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because eagleward sounds like a bad WoW spell.

#75 Skyefox

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:13 AM

If I kill my meal before it talks and explains to me its worth and value as another sentient being, it's still food.

Edited by Skyefox, 27 June 2012 - 11:14 AM.


#76 Bastard Ken

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:24 AM

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
— Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells;
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, —
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.





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