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[Cordovan Splotch]

Protection, on 04 August 2012 - 01:40 AM, said:

I don't know how many people will be able to get this meme, but here goes:

Of course I do, I am a brony after all... and... we... got opportunity, in that very community.

[Star Captain]

Mason West, on 25 June 2012 - 08:40 AM, said:

Yeah and let me guess, by the time you got to the centre of the map, you got "Base under attack" and had to turn around?

HAHAHA. That is great.

[Atlai]

Star Captain, on 04 August 2012 - 08:50 PM, said:

HAHAHA. That is great.

Thank you.

[Gendou]

[Watchit]

Gendou, on 04 August 2012 - 09:19 PM, said:

This shall haunt my dreams for years to come

[Noesis]

[BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON]

[Aym]

Protection, on 04 August 2012 - 12:40 PM, said:

I don't think Bill Nye would have so many grammatical errors.

Pheydra, for you.

[Aym]

Mason West, on 04 August 2012 - 07:10 PM, said:

I'd like to see a page-by-page breakdown on the numbers cause there are a few that made my life worse, lol.

[Opus]

Edited by Ghost, 11 August 2012 - 08:31 PM.

[Atlai]

Opus, on 05 August 2012 - 11:23 AM, said:

[Vashts1985]

Noesis, on 04 August 2012 - 11:16 PM, said:

TWO MECHS ENTER! ONE MECH LEAVES!

BenEEeees VAT GROWN BACON, on 04 August 2012 - 11:37 PM, said:

this just happened to me on frozen city. i was in a jenner myself and running around supporting fights. they went for our base, and i turned around to go find who was at base, and as soon as i crested that hill,

suddenly, jenners everywhere!

yeah i didn't survive that one.

[Opus]

Mason West, on 05 August 2012 - 11:26 AM, said:

HA!

[Majer]

[Atlai]

Opus, on 05 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

HA!

Nice! that one made me laugh like crazy!

In all seriousness though, i got 3 kills in a game last night with my Dark Sabres brethren......

I had 1 damage done which i believe was because of a ram.

[Opus]

Mason West, on 05 August 2012 - 11:39 AM, said:

Nice! that one made me laugh like crazy!

In all seriousness though, i got 3 kills in a game last night with my Dark Sabres brethren......

I had 1 damage done which i believe was because of a ram.

in Proper meme fashion

[Julius LaPubis]

[Damocles]

[Vashts1985]

Majer, on 05 August 2012 - 11:34 AM, said:

BWAHJAHAH. nice entry into the meme thread.

enjoy your stay

[Otto Cannon]

BattleMech #16: Ninjamech

The assault lance stomped wearily through the dust, their torsos swinging slightly as they scanned the surrounding terrain. They had been on their search and destroy mission for a long time now, tracking down 16 enemy mechs which had been dropped in an even spread across a wide area.

The last mech had been located exactly where they expected it, following the pattern that all the others had so far. "Ok guys," came the lance commander's voice over the comm unit "the last enemy was at grid reference 07/18, which means that this next one should have been at 07/31. We passed that area already with no sign of a contact. This is the last one, and I have a feeling it won't be as simple as all the others."

The lance commander was having serious misgivings about the situation now. He knew it was only a single mech they were looking for, but he couldn't stop the creeping feeling of dread in the pit of his stomach. "We'll make a full stop here and do a full active scan of the area" he ordered.

As the huge war machines came to a halt they formed a rough circle looking out in all directions, straining their scanners and radar systems at full capacity for any sign of the enemy.

In the stillness there was no sign of any movement other than a few local birds, and no sound but the faint rustling of jimmies in the gentle breeze.

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"There's nothing here. It must have moved on to location 08/07 for some reason, so let's start up and move out" ordered the lance commander.

As the great machines began to move, however, it became apparent that the worst had happened. The movement caused the top section of each mech to start sliding diagonally, and they realised that in true anime style they had been sliced in half from shoulder to hip by an unseen opponent.

The lance commander only had a few seconds to reflect that there was only one type of mech which could have done this; the universally feared NinjaMech. Considered a legend by most mechwarriors, nobody had ever survived meeting one to tell the tale. Their ranged weaponry combination of CTD launchers and Lagcannons were fearsome enough, but the most deadly feature was the oversized Nerfkatana melee weapon.

As his cockpit fell towards the ground and he found that his eject lever had been jammed by a mysterious shuriken, the lance commander's last thought was "OMGHAXX!11!!!11!!"